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Last updated: Jan '07

Van Dieman's Land

Used here to describe everything beyond Cut Lunch Walls. Sectors are described in the order that you reach them (ie, R to L facing the cliff).

Sun/shade: Sunny until 1-2pm - which makes it one of the best options around for winter mornings and summer afternoons.
Wet weather options: Yep, quite a lot, especially Beaver Wall.
Best Season(s): Year round, if you follow the sun/shade properly.
Rock type: Beaver Wall and Pocketed Wall have great rock, while on Tribute Wall and Bad Moon Rising it's not perfect but is still more than adequate. The Bad Moon crimpfests are probably going to wear down over time.
The Hidden Gem: The second pitch of Suicidal Tendencies is bloody good.
Guidebook(s): Grampians Selected Climbs, Mentz/Tempest, (pages 90-93); North Grampians, Andrews 1990 (pages 158-163); and North Grampians Update Andrews 1994 (pages 19-23); and the VCC website (link below) for recent updates.
Access: 20-25min walk. Drive to the Hollow Mountain carpark at the far northern end of the Grampians, next to Mt Zero. 3.5hrs from Melbourne, 30mins from Horsham, 10mins from Stapylton campground. Follow the signposted trail to Hollow Mountain for about 10 minutes, until it deposits you at the base of the incredible overhanging Sandinista Wall. Head L along the base of the cliffs for about 500m, with a reasonable amount of rock-hopping and finding your way.

Tribute Wall

The Word: Vertical crimpfests.
The Classic(s): By Jovi (23) gets a good rap
Style of Climbs: Sustained fingery just-over-vertical sport routes.
Descent(s): All routes have rap stations.

Grades: 18-24

The Details: Check out the full ACA Tribute Wall Online Guide.

* Jet 14m 24 (L)
Was on the first ascent but really don't remember much about this route except that it's fingery and sustained.

* In Halen 14m 20 (OS)
I'll give it 2 stars if the start gets bolted! The original grade of 18 might apply then too, because the wires take some fiddling to get in, on quite tricky ground. Beware - one of the wire slots has a gap down the back and at least one person has had their wire fall down through it. Good pumper though.

** Lines 'n Noses 14m 18 (flash)
A real little beauty. Far and away the best warm up in the whole VD Land area. Clip and pump your way up the nice little arete.

Bad Moon Rising Wall

The Word: More vertical crimpfests, plus pleasant trad slabs.
The Classic(s): Chicken Head Hunters (24)
Style of Climbs: Vertical crimp-fests, plus surprisingly nice easy slabs.
Descent(s): All the sport routes have their own DRB rap anchors, while the trad routes on the left half of the wall all use the rap station above the centre of the wall (about 5m R of the top of Bitten Finger).

Grades: 8-24

The Details: Ignored for many years by those heading for the original VD land who wanted steepness and steel. But once this wall got some attention in the mid naughties, it turned out to climb really well. See the Chockstone Bad Moon Online Guide, or the ACA Bad Moon Online Guide.

* Raunchy Rooster 15m 22 (flash)
Has a reputation for a scary second clip - but it has been bolted so that the clip is from the first decent post-crux stance - the lower clip would be f'n desperate! Provided you use a long (~1.2m) quickdraw then you can clip at your waist and will never be on a grounder - but if you use a short draw you will have 2m more slack out and you'll be very close to decking if you ping. The nice thing is that the rest of the route has a bunch of really nice climbing too - enjoy the final bulge!

A view of the R (sport) half of Bad Moon Wall, with someone starting up Rage and Ruin (23). Raunchy Rooster is 2-3m further R.
Climbs nicely this wall
Adam on his great route Chicken Head Hunters (24)
shame it's so blank to the left

Bitten Finger 15m 16 (FA)
Quite a fun ground up ascent, and without the bolt at the crux it felt more like 19! It's the first line of features left of the central blank section of rock. The rap station is 5m to your R when you top out.

Headless Chickens 15m 15 (YP)
2-3m L of BF. Another fun little jaunt, this time Ben's honours on lead. The crux bulge on this one is much better equipped with jugs and pro but the slab above is still quite interesting.

Octohexarian 15m 8 (OS)
Gee these slabs are all worth doing. This one is really quite thinky for the grade, cool moves up an open black water groove. Probably not the best pro for a raw beginner trad leader, but reasonably well protected for those who know what they're doing.

Ben ticks the FA of Headless Chickens (15), with Bitten Finger (16) 2-3m to the R, and Octohexarian (8) taking the black rock just visible at top left.
Some ok slabs for when you want an easy day

Bite the Hand 15m 11 (YP)
Another nice one. Stay R of the top of the corner for a nice little slab finish.

Bad Moon Rising 20m 14 (OS)
A real disappointment. The major R leaning orange corner on the left side of the slabs. Looks quite good but it climbs like crap, the rock is pretty average, and the gear ain't perfect either.

Ben repeats Bite The Hand (11), with the major (but crappy) corner of Bad Moon Rising (14) visible beyond
Climbs nicely this wall

Beaver Wall

The Word: One of the best sport "retreats" in the Grampians.
The Classic(s): Easy - Body Count is a ripper!
Style of Climbs: Excellent 30 degree overhung clip-ups.
Descent(s): Rap stations all round.

Grades: 24-28 (not counting Dope Man)

The Details: A lovely little glade down in a pretty cool fissure of rock, and with a bunch of really high quality sport routes. Most bolts are now 10-15 years old or more, so quite a few need replacing. Also worth checking out the ACA Beaver Wall Online Guide.

** Suicidal Tendencies 22m 25 (PP p1, L p2)
Barely worth a star if you just do the first pitch, but I give it 2 stars if you include the second pitch. It's best done as a single pitch provided you extend the 2nd bolt and the first anchor. (1) (15m 25) Clip the first 2 bolts on Body Count (extend the 2nd or backclean from the ledge) then move R on the ledge to below the steep blank face. Blast a few pocket moves up this (very cool crux) sequence, to gain the juggy flake leading up R to the first anchor and hands free rest on the ledge. (2) (10m 24) steps up L off the ledge to a superb airy and steeply overhung layback flake on immaculate rock, to a spectacular final dyno over the bulge. Marred by old bolts.

Mike jugs up the post-crux flake on Suicidal Tendencies (25)
But neglects the much better second pitch above!! silly boy
Mike hits the crux of Suicidal Tendencies (25). Body Count (*** 24) takes the fantastic white corner just to his left (with my draws in place).
Steep huh!?

*** Body Count 20m 24 (RP)
Probably the best sport route I've done in the Grampians. Really superb and much more interesting than the similarly graded thugfests at the Gallery. [Beta alert - skip this paragraph if you're preserving the onsight!]. First time you'll probably hate the offwidth past the first bolt, but this can actually be avoided by some elegant and not too hard moves in the 'blank' corner (find the secret holds). Then you get a ledge rest, before heading up the spectacular corner at juggy 22-ish past several bolts, to the fairly high crux. You will need to find the sneaky kneebar just below the crux bolt (it's in the little cave on the R, and takes some working in - the best way I've found is to stick my left knee in and to face over towards Suicidal Tendencies, which is not at all intuitive but really locked in for me and I got a 100% recovery). Without this rest the crux will feel bloody hard! I find the key to the crux is to get a R kneebar in the wide-ish crack beside the bolt (toe on a little edge on the arete), which keeps you on while you reach up to get the best part of the sloppy crux layback fingercrack, so that once you release the kneebar it's just one or two quick pulls back into jugs. Then jug on upwards into the chimney to the very bizarrely placed chains up the back (the victory whip from beside the chains (make sure you move out to the front of the chimney so your rope is clear!) is about a 12m fall and will leave you at the second bolt and your belayer at the first bolt! Trust me, I know! :))). Hopefully it'll all get rebolted soon and the anchor placement will be moved out of the chimney away from the rope cutting edges. But don't wait for that because it's a super classic and you should get on it!

Mike demonstrates the pocket pulling body language required on the crux of Suicidal Tendencies (25) - the crux of Body Count is at top left.
Climbs nicely this wall

Adam starts up De La Soul (26). Dope Man (sandbag 18) is the chalked flakes R of the tree.
cool viewing platform
Adam still going on De La Soul (26). The white corner of Body Count is visible beyond.
Steep huh?

Pocketed Wall

The Word: 3 cheers for pockets!
The Classic(s): Terminal Insomnia (though it didn't quite live up to the hype IMO)
The Hidden Gem:None have really blown me away
Style of Climbs: More overhung sport but only about 10-15 degrees
Descent(s): Lower off everything.

Grades: 22-25

The Details: This wall looks really great, but the little scramble to the base is SUCH a pain in the butt. Not to mention quite dangerous - the last bit is a low teens grade corner which you have to solo facing a 8m+ fall onto ledges and down into a chasm. The silly 1 bolt belays at the base of the routes also annoy me - if you're going to put in an anchor, make it a decent one! For more, check out the ACA Pocketed Wall Online Guide.

The Pocketed Wall, with marked routes being Sisters of Mercy (23), Cosmic Psycho (24), and Terminal Insomnia (22). The Wastelands is the grey slabs in the background and beyond.
Climbs nicely this wall
* Cosmic Psycho 15m 24 (flash)
Always good to follow in Adam's footsteps. Draws on, nice efficient beta sussed, away you go. This one has some quite powerful reachy moves between big huecos down low, and there are one or two sucker holds which'll have happy slappers straight off. The 2nd or 3rd bolt (the one in the break) has a habit of being loose - check it before trusting it. Then the top half is a swing over the roof to a monster bucket, then a final tricky traverse to finish up the easier arete.

** Terminal Insomnia 15m 22 (OS)
"Amazing", "mega classic", "fantastic" ... if you believe the hype. Just a good honest 2 star sport route if you ask me. It's a bit too cruxy, then some really nice pocket climbing. Nuff said.

The Wastelands

The Word: Don't waste your time in these lands.
The Classic(s): Ooh deary me no, there ain't no classic in these parts.
The Hidden Gem:None o' them either.
Style of Climbs: It's got a full spread of options: choss, badly bolted, and/or vegetated trad.
Descent(s): Best not to ascend in the first place.

Grades: 15-25

The Details: Scrub bash and boulder hop past the Pocketed Wall. Or better, don't.

Physical Graffiti 12m 21 (OS)
Routes like this make you wish there was a negative star rating system. Years later it still stands out in my mind as probably the worst route I've done in the Grampians, if not Victoria. I spose it just goes to prove that sport routes will get climbed no matter how shit they are. At least a dozen holds ripped off when we did it. Can't be bothered describing it. And by now so many more holds have probably come off that it will bear no resemblance to my ascent anyway (if you're foolish enough to actually go and do it).

More Internet Sites on Van Dieman's Land Climbing

Victorian Climbing Club (VCC) go here to check for new routes, and/or upcoming trips to this area.
Bureau of Meteorology Navigate to "Wimmera" - Horsham's weather is the closest.
Australian Maps Enter "Reservoir" as the road and "Laharum" as the suburb (and Victoria as the state).
Chockstone The best site on Victorian climbing, has a few good pics and video of Amnesty Wall, plus links to a Sport Climbing Guide.
Parks Victoria Park information, downloadable maps, etc.
Parks Victoria Education Resource Kit A fascinating explanation of Grampians climate, geology, wildlife, vegetation, soils, history, park management, and visitor impacts.
TheCrag.com As always. Record your Van Dieman's Land ticks here, and see what everyone else is climbing.

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