1. Split dead limb into
fragments and shave one fragment into
slivers.
2. Bandage left thumb.
3. Chop other fragments
into smaller fragments.
4. Bandage left foot.
5. Make structure of
slivers (include those embedded in hand),
6. Light Match.
7. Light Match.
8. Repeat "a Scout
is cheerful" and light match.
9. Apply match to
slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently
into base of fire.
10. Apply burn ointment to nose.
11. When fire is burning, collect
more wood.
12. Upon discovering that fire has
gone out while out searching
for more wood, soak wood from can
labeled "kerosene."
13. Treat face and arms for
second-degree burns.
14. Relabel can to read
"gasoline."
15. When fire is burning well, add
all remaining firewood.
16. When thunder storm has passed,
repeat steps.