| These are some of my favorite bumper stickers, I hope you likes. |
| "Don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die." |
| "If I gave a shit, you'd be the first one I gave it to." |
| "I'm the president of "S.O.F.A." (Sick Old Fuckers of America)" |
| "Who the hell would throw shit at a fan?" |
| "You have such beautiful blonde hair - why in the world did you dye your roots black?" |
| "Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle." |
| "DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers" |
| "God made pot, man made beer, who do you trust?" |
| "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon" |
| "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." |
| "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." |
| "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian." |
| "Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it." |
| "No radio. Already stolen." |
| "Thank you for pot smoking." |
| "I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you" |
| "I say "no" to drugs but they just won't listen!" |
| "I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily." |
| "Only users lose drugs" |
| "Fight Crime. Shoot back!" |
| "Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail." |
| "Police: Helping perps fall down stairs since 1853." |
| "D.A.R.E : Drugs Are Really Exciting" |
| "Goth just makes ugly people more interesting." |
