FUNNY

4 EYES?

When you are meeting someone personally, you actually do not meet him / her in 4 eyes, even more if two of you are wearing glasses, so there will be an 8 eye meeting, right?

But actually there is still another eye attending too, that's the heart's eye, or another eyes, any suggestions?

Especially for the believers, the eyes of the Lord is attending the believers too, so there is two more eyes, OK.

So if calculated in a meeting there will exactly called the meeting of 8 eyes without glasses and 12 eyes including glasses.

CHAOS

The blind talks, the deaf walks, the lame sees, the dumb hears, there is no miracle at all happened.

PETER CATCHES PETER

IF Peter were still living now and IF he were still fishing in the Sea of Galilee, then HE IS CATCHING HIMSELF. Sounds confusing, isn't it. But it's true, because when you go to Israel and want to eat the same kind of fish Peter was fishing, then they will give you the fish named PETER (So if you are Peter, don't catch yourself there~ Just kidding).

PUZZLE

There is a thing / creature in this world you often meet. He / she works at night. He / she likes kissing people very much, because pinching is not enough for him / her. When you are kissed, you will become red, but you will be looking for him / her. You often mad at and have a war with him / her too. Who is he / she?

TITANIC

THANKS FOR VISITING! GOD BLESS YOU!

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