| Well kids, I have feared this time all of my life, and now that it's here, I must summon the strength and bravery neccessary to take on this challenge. That's right, time to start playing Yo! Noid. The first level is....hard. Noid is on a boardwalk being attacked by birds, fish, fisherman, and water that comes up to Noid's ankles, so of course it kills him. I always get to this part where I can tell I'm about to beat the stage....and then a fish pops up out of nowhere and kills me. Perhaps if the damn fisherman would quit chasing poor ole Noid and go for what brings the money home, fish, I wouldn't have this problem. But what do I know- this is not the New York I've been to. No, it's New York through the eyes of someone who has simply lost his mind. Yes, the Noid has driven himself to insanity by smoking crack and watching Saved by the Bell and Family Matters back to back on TBS. In this sick, sad world, fisherman and fish are in cahoots with the dreaded Mr. Green, who is planning to take over the city. At least that's how Noid sees it. I would guess that actually, all of these enemies are police out to stop a convicted felon in a bunny suit from doing unspeakable things like stealing Christmas and picking up chicks at a local Chuck E. Cheese. But that's just my guess. See for yourself with the pictures below. |
