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If there's one thing that we've learned here at WLW Anarchy, its that people generally dont like us. Another thing that we have learned is that Christians are some of the stupidest people around. Now before all you logical minded Christians start sending me letter bombs that you were planning to use on abortion clinics, take a look at the letter that this kid sent us and you might understand why I hate Christians like I do.
Now I know you're probably trying to figure out what the hell just happened and why your head hurts so bad. I was too, don't worry. To try to recover from that, lets break down the email and try to deciepher it. "YOU PROLEY TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.BUT I THINK ALL YOU MARLYN MANSON COCK SUCKERS. ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES." As we see here, public schooling has failed us yet again. I'm no English teacher, but any sentence containing more than one period just stops making any fucking sense. I've seen better English in foreign movies. And just for the record since this website will inevitably lead to court appearances, Maryln Manson sucks. "YOU ALL ARE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD AND YOU NEED TO GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY...AT LEAST MAYBE THAT WILL FIX UP YOUR FUCKED UP HEAD A LITTLE BIT." Because everyone knows that the cure for "FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD" is believing that there is a bearded man in the sky who controls our destiny. "YOU MENTION IN YOUR WEBSITE ABOUT HITTING A GIRL IF SHE TALKED BACK. MAN ID KICK THE BLACK BLOOD OUT OF YOU FUCKERS IF I EVER SAW YOU TOUCH A GIRL IN THE WRONG WAY.. " Doing some research on the guy who sent us this email, I had a friend look up his profile on AOL, the ISP of champions. Here is an excerpt: "Occupation: PiMpIn My HOes-Where's my pay hoes? (actually my only hoe is my lina and she aint a hoe. Shes my baby..chupa te zorra baby!" Nothing says "respect for women" like pimpin hoes and smackin bitches. I tried running the last part through Altavista, but I ended up with some crazy shit about tacos that didn't make sense. Which leads me to believe that he typed up the whole damn letter in spanish and ran it through altavista, which would explain the unreadability of it. "DONT YOU LITTLE BOYS HAVE ANYTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO THEN TRY TO GET SOME ATTENTION AND MAKE A FUCKED UP WEBSITE LIKE THIS.. " I know making websites about school is gay, but you're the fucker who is writing letters trying to bring us into Gods light. What is with this Christian recruiting bullshit? I would think you wouldn't want to be clogging up heaven with us "goths." Think about it, you're up in heaven minding your own business when all of a sudden some jack-booted goth comes along and takes a shit on you. I'm sure I'd get a traffic ticket or something, but thats a small price to pay for getting to SHIT ON SOMEBODY. Which brings me to the next topic: "ALL YOU GOTHS GOT THE SAME FUCKED UP MINDS. ID LIKE TO SHIT ON ALL OF YOU. YOU ALL DRESS THE SAME TO GET SOME ATTENTION. IM SICK OF SEEING THESE FUCKED UP WEIRDOS DRESSED IN ALL BLACK CLOTHES, BLACK MAKEUP. DOG COLLARS AND SHIT WITH SPIKES ON THEM.. " Well then maybe you should email a goth about that. I don't understand this misconception that we are some outcasts of society, nowhere on the page does it imply that we are of any stereotype. This shows nothing but the conclusions that simple minded people draw about things they dont understand. Or in this case, about people who are just way better than them in every fucking conceiveable way. "I HOPE EVERYONE SENDS THESE EMAILS TO U FEEBLE PANZEES." I do too, replying to this shit makes me feel much better about myself. "DOWN WITH THE DEVIL. UP WITH JESUS... ILL SAY A PRAYER FOR YOU SHITHEADS. TRY SAYING A PRAYER FOR YOUR SELF..OR JUST GO STRAIGHT TO HELL AND BURN FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Just keep thinking to yourself that you are fighting the good fight and Jesus thinks you are a fucking hero. WWJD? He'd come down here and kick my pansy goth ass, thats what he would do! Wait now, after all this Bible thumping and saying you will pray for me, you tell me to burn in hell? "I LOVE GOD" And then to top it all off, he tells me that he loves God. But I guess typing it in all caps isn't enough, he actually took the time to enlarge the font, as if to make sure God could read his email all the way from heaven. Beacause we all know that GOD'S AMAZING POWER CAN BE FELT ONLY THROUGH LARGE FONTS So in conclusion, I really, really hate Christians. I think our website is actually serving a purpose now beside showing you how to break computers and whatnot. Our site now acts as a filter to weed out all of the morons of the world. Hey, I think I found one, gimme some money. And to TimotEo1225@aol.com, take Jesus's dick out of your ass so I can replace it with my foot you piece of shit. This has been a public service announcement by tantrum |