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We have lots of trash in our school. No, not the scrubs wearing the overworn Slipknot shirts bought at Hot Topic. Other trash. Kept in those empty locker spaces in the hallways. Removing trash cans is easier than a drunken cheerleader. Just open the lock that has no com and take the can out (if I had to tell you that, please die now). After the can is removed, put a Master lock on the opener on the trash bin. If you're willing to piss our school off, you'll buy one. Or steal one from someone in gym class. Now the bearded women janitors will have to take that lock off to put the can back in its proper place. Place the cans in fun places. Like the overcrowding of Chaldeans in C hall. Or in front of your favorite teacher's doorway. If you see a can placed to the side of a hallway, drag it out to the middle of it. Or throw freshmen into them. Eventually, someone's gonna tip one over and spill shit. Nothing revolutionary, but destruction nonetheless. Or better yet, bring super glue to school and glue the cans to the floor. Oh yeah, throw dirty people in the trash cans, too. Because I said so. Bitch.
-ObLiVioN
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