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Well guys and girls: here it is, my first homepage! I made this at home on macromedia dreamweaver. Basically it's a simple one with a simple intention:like it!
For those of you who initially thought my site is called United Republic of Mr. Duck you are very, very wrong. However this site is called United Republic of Jaezen.
Aww what a cute gif file!! It took me a long time to steal that pic off someone else's site. BTW, if you didn't catch the effect of the rollover image at the intro go bak and run your mouse over the boy! Oh he is hideous!
The Mr. Duck symbolises inner harmony of the human spirit. The intense colour and shape of astounding magnitude channels both energy and peace through your body. Can you feel it already? The title Mr. Duck denotes control and leadership. I know this sounds all sad and stuff, well that's what you get after doing so many stupid art assignments>This image is such a spiritual character. Thousands flock to praise Mr. Duck. If you would like to make a donation to the Mr. Duck charity scheme for homeless ducks, simply send the cash to me and I will pass it on to him. Please don't ring to ask to speak to Mr. Duck like so many of you have done before. He is a duck and does not speak, he's not even real! But still feel inclined to send cash to me. This is sarcastic, but if you are still so dumb to believe the duck charity is real and you still wish to send money to me, by all means do so. But please don't sue me, claiming that I falsely mislead you. BTW Mr. Duck was an inspiration off an episode of Dilbert.
If you are bothered enough to carry on looking at the links I'm sure you'll find something funny or even sad if you are really emotionaly deprived.
I should know most of you visiting this site but if I don't then I don't know how you found this page. Inside you'll find some pics of me ( these are extremely valuable and can be purchased for minimum $2. It's an investment with proven returns and even better than property or shares) Once again, I'm only joking. I've had too many complaints about not receiving any dividends. You'll also find useful facts about some countries I've been to if you happen to go.
I doubt I'll have time to update this homepage, but don't be discouraged to keep looking at my homepage again and again because I hope to break the number of visits to the Britney Spears site. I've even given you guys a head start by visiting my own site 3000 times!!
Keep faith in GOD
YBIC jason
this hot chick is called "The little asian drummer girl"
This is her boyfriend "The little azn drummer boy" for all you girls, doesn't he turn you ON?
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