How Computers Are Like Cars

1. You don't need to know how is works to use one.
2. They have more features and power than any normal person uses.
3. You tweak them for speed.
4. They are symbols of status rather than tools of use.
5. The older they are the more dust they collect.
6. Models made before a year X will work for the rest of your life, while ones made after will be obsolete in about two years.
7. People who are really good at fixing and building them are grimy.
8. They take time to warm up.
9. You buy both in payments.
10. They both have a lot of unessisary accessories.
11. They both get faster every year, but no one ever reaches that speed.
12. The only differences in brand are the outer coverings.
13. They were born in America, but are mostly made in Asia.

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