Arnold's

         

        Roo roo roo Ev-furry Doggy;

        I'm opening a new restaurant and I want all my fur-ends to come.

        It is called "Arnolds" - after a very famous piggy.

        This is a restaurant for piggies - sponsored by THINAP.

        I have enclosed a menu so you can see what we serve.

        ARNOLD'S RESTAURANT

        HOME FOR PIGGIES EVERYWHERE

        APPETIZERS

        SIDE ORDERS
        Cat's Dish Left-Overs $0.55 Goose Poop Soup $1.25
        Trash Can Truffles $0.35 Pillow Stuffing $1.35
        Kitchen Sink Snack $0.75 Underwear $3.95
        Crunchy Bugs .... Cup $0.45 Slippers (2) 'Treiver-Special $19.95
                              .... Bowl $0.65 Fries Found Under Car Seat $1.15

        ENTREES

        		 Sock an Rocks $2.65
        Strings an Things $0.55
        Paper Towels (used) $0.15
        Grass w/ Pee Dressing $0.75
        Skwrrl Stew .... Cooked $3.95

        BEVERAGES
                               .... Live $4.25
        Potpourri $2.95 Agua du' toilet $1.95
        Couch Cushions $7.95 Spilt Milk (no crying) $0.25
        Vacuum Bag Bonanza $6.25 Dad's Beer $0.75
        Dracula Special (dead things) $9.95 Mom's Latte $0.85
        The "Ditto" (all u can eat all day special $4.95

        DESSERT
        Dead Fishes Delicious mkt price Kitty-Litter Roca $1.95
        "HENREY INAP" -- The Works $9.95 Piggy Earz (3) $3.05
          Horse Berries (as available) $1.95
        Dish From Kitchen Table $0.95

         

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