I always liked watermelon, but it wasn't a way of life until that fine summer morning, when all my obsessions came together in such a wonderful way, and I invented a new drink.
Since then I've noticed that there are people who do even stranger things with watermelons.
They Eat, Drink, Grow, Draw, Carve, Write about, and worship them, and worse.
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Like the godman figure in ancient Mediterranean mystery cults, the object of a watermelon cult is often ritually sacrificed and eaten by the enraptured practicioners.
Wooj World welcomes new links, particularly reports of quasi-religious melon rituals and improved methods for carrying a watermelon on a bicycle (seriously). Please don't ask me where you can get watermelon extract for your home-made beer because I don't know. If I did I would add the link.
Please do not write and tell me my page sucks and all
my links are broken without telling me which specific ones don't
work. That is the nature of the internet. While I welcome
corrections, I don't welcome unconstructive complaining from AOL
lamers.
