Sparky the Talking Dog

You clicked this link on the main page because you wanted to meet Sparky the Talking Dog. Who is Sparky the Talking Dog you ask? Well, this goes way back to December 31, 2001. I was introduced to a horrible game by the name of Silent Hill 2. My good friend Joe brought this game, along with his piece of trash X-Box, to my New Year's eve party, and we all helped him play it for several hours. A few days later, I asked him if he beat it yet. He said he hadn't, but he read something on the internet about a really funny ending with a talking dog and a space ship. I thought the talking dog thing sounded interesting, but he refused to win the game 6 times so I could see it. So I decided to write it myself. He decided that I was insane, but he thought the story was kinda funny. So a few months back, he suggested that I put it on my site. It took 3 months, but here it is. This page is dedicated to my talking dog stories. There are 5, if I remember right. As soon as I type them, I'll try to put them up so you can read them.

Part 1: Oh my gosh! It's a talking dog! ~ Poor, confused Joe goes to the creepy town of Silent Hill hoping to find the answers to his many stupid questions, but instead of finding answers, he finds a stuffed dog?

Part 2: Return of the talking dog ~ When Pam escapes from the mental hospital and goes to Silent Hill, Joe and Sparky agree to help look for her, but when they get there, they realize that the lost mental patient is the least of their worries.

Part 3: Sparky the Talking Dog and friends ~ This time, Pam escapes again and Sparky and Joe go to Evil Town to look for her. Upon arivng there, they learn that she has been kidnapped (kinda) by the evil queen that rules the mountain.

Part 4: Sparky goes to West Evil Town ~ Pam runs away again and is picked up by 2 crazy people that are trying to take over the world. Sparky and Joe go to West Evil Town to find Pam and stop her from helping the bad guys rule the world.

Part 5: Captain Joe and the talking dog ~ This story explains how Joe ended up in Silent Hill that day, and why everyone wants to kill him.

That's all for now. Sparky hopes you like his stories. Check back later to see the new ones. Bye now!

Home