SID AND LIBERACE
BY PAT

      35 year old Dan was pretty upset. His girlfriend Lisa, dumped him because she didn't like the music that he listens to. Dan liked groups such as; The Sex Pistols, The Dead Kennedys, The Crucifucks, The Buthole Surfers and The Revolting Cocks. Lisa liked to listen to Michael Bolton, and Barry Manilow. Then one day, Lisa was lecturing Dan on why he should give up the music he likes, and start listening to Michael Bolton. That caused him to lose his temper, and he ended up calling her a cunt. At that point she thought that he was crude, vulgar and beyond hope, so she dumped him.

        Dan was so upset, he took some acid. Then he put on a Sex Pistols tape and started meditating. Then he experienced astral projection and he traveled to Planet Penetron, where he saw Sid Vicious and Liberace. They had formed a band together, which was called, The 2 Dead Crew. Sid Vicious and Liberace were also lovers. Sid decided to turn gay because, Nancy was such a bitch, he never wanted another woman again. Liberace was already gay. After Liberace croaked, he became an anarchist when he met Sid. Sid and Liberace were making an album together, which was called, As Queer as They Wanna Be. Sid and Liberace were getting ready to perform a sex act together when Dan's acid trip ended and he returned to Earth, but he still was hearing a song, which was called, "God Save The Closet Queen".

      Dan went out to have a few drinks when he saw Lisa with one of his friends, and Lisa was happy because he was a Michael Bolton fan. He was also HIV positive and gave Lisa the gift of AIDS. Dan knew his friend was HIV positive and decided not to tell Lisa so he could get even with her.

AIDS may not be a nice gift, but can you imagine Sid Vicious fucking Libarace?  How about Liberace fucking Sid Vicious?  You can read more of Pat's wonderful stories by clicking here.