EVIL DICK

By Pat: An Alternative Author

Introduction: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

      It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, all the creatures were hiding, including the cat when the shit hit the fan because Hal and Meg Blundy gave their son Jeff, something for Christmas that he didn't like, which caused him to go into the ultimate rampage. It pissed him off so much, he whipped out his dick and took a piss on the Christmas tree. He then knocked the Christmas tree over and he set it on fire, which caused the house to catch on fire. After he did that, his parents had him committed to a religious psychiatric facility. Only the Christmas present from Hell would cause someone to go into such a rampage. Not only did Jeff not get what he wanted, he got something that would fuck up the rest of his life. What was that Christmas present from Hell? Let's get to know Jeff and his family a little bit better first.

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