Back in the 1960s, America was a better place than it is now. A lot of people were liberal, believed in free love, freedom of choice and liked good music. They liked groups such as, "The Beatles", "Crosby Stills and Nash", and "Creedence Clearwater Revival".

      By the late 1980s and early 1990s, something horrible happened. Many of those hippies turned into hippiecrytes and yuppie scum, but they still liked, classic Beatles, classic Crosby Stills and Nash and classic Creedence Clearwater Revival. What was so strange is, they no longer believed in the open minded or progressive ideas of those groups, but for some reason, they never got into classic Sex Pistols or classic Dead Kennedys from the late 1970s and early 1980s, which also had progressive ideas. In the late 1980s, America was turning into a right wing, fascist police state, and that is worse than a bad acid trip!

     By the late 1980s, peoples' minds really started to close up. People were voting for politicians who no longer believed in the constitution. People were having their piss invaded by big brother to prove that they don't do drugs. The mentality of the people was, guilty until proven innocent. Right wing groups, were starting to force their ideas down everybody's throats. Books, movies, pornography and music started getting censored, because fascist pigs said, "Fuck the constitution! Let's ban anything we don't like".

     One state that got hit hard by this fascist wave was Florida, a state loaded with, "Concerned Religious Groups", better known as Bible thumping assholes. The constitution started to go down the toilet back in 1988, when Governor Bob Martinez successfully violated the constitution by banning bumper stickers that were considered obscene. The 2 most common "obscene" bumper stickers said, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT", and the other said "SHIT HAPPENS" and the fact that Bob Martinez became governor is a fine example of the fact, that, shit happens!

      Back in 1990, Bob Martinez violated the constitution, again by forcing record stores to stop selling music by a group called "The 2 Live Crew", in many counties, because King Shit Bob Martinez said their music was filthy and disgusting. Because it was Bob Martinez's opinion that their music was offensive, it was forced down everyone's throat.

        One of the counties that banned "2 Live Crew", was Broward County because the sheriff there, Nick Navarro was a real fucking asshole. Some people refer to him as Nazi Nick! Nick Navarro does not believe in freedom of speech. Anyone that got caught selling, "2 Live Crew" got fucked over very badly by the police state. In fact, one guy did get busted by the Nazis (better known as the Broward County Sheriff) for selling a 2 Live crew album causing him to go out of business.

     This story is about a gay teen who grows up in New York City after America turns into a fascist totalitarian police state a few years after the 21st century begins. Of course Florida is hit the hardest by this fascism. The boy's mother is a total arrogant cunt and drags her son from New York to Florida because she believes that New York is too liberal and having him grow up in a fascist homophonic society would be good for him. Let's only hope that by the year 2010 that what happens in the remainder of this story is only fiction.

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        After "2 Live Crew" got banned, that was only the beginning of more fascism to come. In 2003, some fucking fucking asshole (who claims to be an ex porn addict) from the "American Family Association" (who are the same fascist scum who went after "2 Live Crew") managed to get all laws protecting gays and lesbians from discrimination overturned all over the state of Florida after an amendment was added to the state constitution that would forbid protecting people from discrimination, based on sexual orientation.

      After gay rights was abolished, the "American Family Association" decided that they wanted to get music from all groups who were gay banned in Florida because they felt that they were a threat to "Traditional Christian Values". The first group they managed to go after was "Frankie Goes To Hollywood". They heard a song from them called, "Relax", and found it to be offensive and they thought the song was about homosexuality. A bill was then introduced and approved by the state legislature that banned the sale of music from any openly gay groups or groups that advocated that homosexuality was an acceptable lifestyle. All music from Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Bronski Beat, Erasure, The Smyths, Yaz and Depeche Mode, could no longer be sold in Florida.

       Then in 2004, a guy named Dick Hardon, formed a group called, "Shoot my Cream", which was a gay, progressive hard-core group. Some of their songs were called, "Fuck Authority Before it Fucks You", "Urinate on a Born Again Christian","Send All Fascist Pigs to Iraq","Rednecks in Florida can Suck my Dick", and "Kill a Fascist and Make Them Die". For some reason, the lyrics from "Shoot my Cream", were considered controversial. Dick Hardon was living in Arcadia, Florida, a town where only 99% of the people are narrow minded, when he formed "Shoot my Cream". That was a town where scumbag, rednecks, burned down the Ray Family's house because they had 3 boys that were HIV positive.

       After "Shoot my Cream" was formed, it didn't take long for the fascists to find out about it. Dick Hardon was arrested for singing a song called, "Pornography Makes a Born Again Christian Cum", at a gig at a country and western bar, in Arcadia. He was charged with violating community standards, and was found guilty and sentenced to Boot Camp for 6 months.

         The Boot Camp that Dick Hardon was sent to, was run by convicted serial killer, John Wayne Gacy. In 1994 the state of Illinois was getting ready to execute Gacy by lethal injection, when a corrupt official from the state of Florida called up the Menard State Prison in Illinois and offered a $2 million bribe, at tax payers' expense, of course, if the people at Menard State Prison would let Gacy come to Florida and make the public believe that John Gacy had been fried in the electric chair. The people at Menard State Prison accepted the bribe and told the public that John Wayne Gacy, has been put to death, but he was really sent to Florida to run a Boot Camp.

       This official felt that John Gacy was the most qualified person on the planet, to run this boot camp, because he would be good at punishing people for disobeying authority. Dick Hardon was raped and sexually abused everyday by Gacy, but he was lucky, because at least Gacy didn't kill him, as Gacy started killing people and he took their bodies to his house and the Florida government was letting him get away with it because, they felt that Gacy did an excellent job at punishing people for disobeying authority. Of course, the public was unaware that a convicted serial killer was running the boot camp.

      After Dick Hardon got out of Boot Camp, he was emotionally devastated after being sexually abused repeatedly by Gacy, because the government of Florida was run by hypocrites and liars. After getting out of Boot Camp, Dick Hardon was ordered by court to go to high schools and tell the students that homosexuality is an abnormal and deviate lifestyle. Dick said "no fuckin way", and he left Florida and moved to New York City.

       Because"2 Live Crew" was banned durring the 1990s, Dick Hardon warned the gay community to fight censorship, but most people went duh! Most people in the gay community didn't give a shit about "2 Live Crew" getting banned, because their songs were about eating pussy, but a lot of lesbians were pissed off because many lesbians enjoyed listening to "2 Live Crew", while having sex, because listening to the lyrics, greatly increased the intensity of their orgasms. After all the music from gay groups was banned it was too late!

      It is now 2008, Bob Dole, is now the president, Marshall Law has been declared in Florida, and all forms of individual thought has been crushed. The government will do the thinking for you, tell you what you can and can't do. Prayer is forced in the public schools and it is mandatory to be a Christian. All high schools have subliminal messages written everywhere that say, "Treat non Conformists like shit", "Treat gay people like shit", "Beat the Shit out of gay people", "Commit Suicide if you masturbate", "Skinheads are wonderful", "Support Censorship", "Death to anyone who isn't Christian", and "Rape Faggots", just to name a few. Meanwhile, Adolph Hitler is celebrating in his grave because his dream came true, the United States is now a dictatorship! Not only has pornography been banned, but so has any books, magazines or music that says anything bad about the fascist government.

        Also the sale of condoms have been banned, because condoms are anti Christian and we can't have, that. Condoms interfere with God punishing people with AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases, so they had to be banned, so people who engage in unnatural acts of pleasure, will be punished. Anyone caught selling condoms or anti government material will be arrested and have their business and assets taken away before trial. It was essential to ban these things to "protect children" from getting those "harmful items". The fascist government has brainwashed the public into believing that selling condoms and sexually explicit material, harms children and teenagers, because the government claims that children need to be "protected", because they care about them. BULLSHIT!

       The government which claims its interest in protecting children and adolescents, by banning condoms and sexually explicit material, sends any child who disobeys authority, to boot camp. At boot camp, they are usually brutally raped, repeatedly, but don't question authority, the government knows what they are doing for your own good. Remember, a child getting his hands on a "dirty book" is a lot more harmful than being brutally raped, without a doubt! Rape is tough discipline which is a good way to make someone be a God fearing Christian, who will honor and obey the government, without question. AMEN!

        Florida became a police state, after the Conservative Media Network (CMN) was formed, which was an ultra right wing Neo Nazi television and radio network. They don't call themselves ultra right wing Neo Nazis. They just call themselves conservatives, to cover up the fact of what real assholes they really are. They frequently had reports on how harmful pornography, homosexuality, and sexually explicit music was, and a brainwashed public, believed it, and what was left of democracy, fell.

       CMN also brainwashed people by flashing subliminal messages on the tv screen that said, "No Separation from Church and State", "Abolish Constitutional Rights", "Adolph Hitler was wonderful", "Abolish Free Speech", "The Government is always right", "Be ashamed of your dick or your pussy". The other networks also started flashing the same subliminals too, so they can control everyone's consciousness.

       Meanwhile, in New York City, things aren't nearly as bad, at least not yet, but the fucking asshole they have for a mayor, Rudolph Juliani is working on it.. Pornography is still legal, but restricted, but at least you can still buy condoms and you can still buy music from "Shoot My Cream". However, President (ASSHOLE) Bob Dole is desperately trying to find a way to make New York City, a police state too, by eliminating free thinking.

       In New York, "Shoot My Cream" has a very large cult following, especially in the gay community! People in New York are a lot more intelligent, than the people of Florida, because they don't go duh, when someone tries to fuck with their constitutional rights. That's why there is less fascism and censorship in New York. The people of New York protested an said, "We're not going to take this fascist shit"!

     The biggest "Shoot My Cream" fan is 15 old Darren, who is gay, androgynous, feisty and very militant. Darren was attending Harvey Milk High School, an all gay high school! Before going to Harvey Milk High School, Darren's life was unmanageable. He had no friends, and everybody picked on him and harassed him, for being gay. He felt very lonely and isolated.

      Darren's life got much better after going to Harvey Milk High School. He had friends, he was able to be himself and he found people who would accept him, just the way he is. He also started going to a gay youth group, which taught him to feel good about himself for being gay. After going to a few meetings, Darren said, "I'm gay, proud and I love myself, just the way I am, and if anyone don't like it, they can fuck off and die and eat shit"! Darren's life got much better, but he has a lot of anger and regrets over the past. Unfortunately, all the progress, friends and acceptance he's gained was about to end, because his mother was planning on moving to Florida!

      Darren's mother decided to move to Florida, because she felt that moving to Florida will make Darren turn straight. She felt that New York made Darren turn gay, because there is such a huge gay community there, and it was the gay people that made him turn gay. His mother didn't think that there were any gay people in Florida! That's what she thought!

       Darren was really pissed off about having to move to Florida, especially because, "Shoot My Cream" was banned in Florida! Darren told his mother about how upset he was about the thought of living in Florida, because he wouldn't be able to get any more music from "Shoot My Cream". His mother said, "Shoot My Cream" has been a bad influence on you. You should start listening to groups that are for normal people, like "New Kids on The Block". Darren said "I would rather eat goat vomit, than listen to that kind of shit"! Darren got real upset and said, "There is no fuckin way I am going to move to Florida, I'm staying in New York"! His mother said "Ah ha, there is no place that you can afford to live here. Where are you going to live? How are you going to make a living"? Darren said "I'm going to live out in the street in Times Square, become a prostitute and let men fuck me for a living"!

      After Darren calmed down, he decided to give Florida a chance. He figured that he could at least bring the "Shoot My Cream" music that he already had with him, but he would have to sneak it in, because there were armed guards at the Florida State border, to make sure that nothing, "obscene", is smuggled in. The guards searched everything, and if you have tapes and/or CDs with you that haven't been marked, the Gestapo listens to them, in there entirety, to make sure it isn't "obscene". The fascist Gestapo also charges $500 for each hour they spend listening to your tapes and/or CDs. Fortunately, Darren managed to sneak "Shoot My Cream" tapes into Florida by placing the tapes in a box of tampons. He wrapped the tampons around the tapes and sealed the box up real good.

       After Darren moved to Florida, things didn't turn out as bad as he was afraid of, they turned out worse! Instead of going to Harvey Milk High School, where he would be accepted for being gay, he had to go to a school that was loaded with narrow minded, redneck, homophobic, assholes and skinheads. Darren liked to dress like an androgynous queen, dye his hair purple and wear lipstick. At Harvey Milk High School, most people accepted Darren, just the way he was, but at the high school in Florida, he was ridiculed for dressing the way he did. He constantly got into fights with the rednecks. His grades dropped from an "A" at Harvey Milk High School to a "D-" at his new high school. Darren's way of dressing and behavior was considered inappropriate, and because of that, he was put in special ed.

      Darren's special ed teachers name was Mr. Ruggles, who turned out to be a real prick. Mr. Ruggles told Darren that being picked on was brought on by himself, for being a non conformist. He decided to change Darren's name to Doreen. He called Darren, "Doreen my faggot pussy", right in front of class and the kids found that to be very amusing.

     Mr. Ruggles was also a religious fanatic and much of his class was a prayer meeting and Bible study. During Bible study, Mr. Ruggles talked about how sinful and evil homosexuality is and he told Darren, "I can't wait until you get AIDS, you little faggot. I hope God punishes you with a slow painful death, for disobeying the Lord".

      Darren was rather upset about the way Mr. Ruggles treated him, and can you blame him? He decided to rebel by putting condoms on his desk, after they were used! Darren also drew pictures of naked men ejaculating in Bibles! He also drew the pictures in another "textbook", which is called "The Dangers of Abnormal Sex". He would also write things in "The Dangers of Abnormal Sex" and Bibles that said "Men make my dick get hard and I am proud of it","Jesus loves me even though men make my dick get hard","Jesus loves gay people" and all other kinds of messages. Unfortunately, Darren got caught writing "obscene" stuff in Bibles and he was suspended from school. When Darren returned to school after his suspension, Mr. Ruggles made him stay after school for a month and write 1000 times each day, "I will obey the government and stop being queer"!

     When Darren beats off, he likes to turn on a black light, because it makes the experience more psychedelic. One day after Darren ejaculated, he decided to rebel, again, by rubbing his sperm into the book, "The Dangers of Abnormal Sex", and he couldn't believe what he saw. The book was loaded with subliminal messages, and by rubbing sperm into the book and putting it under a black light, would make them visible. He couldn't believe his eyes. The book was loaded with thousands of right wing messages that couldn't be seen with the conscious mind. Some of the messages said "Don't Question the Government","You are my slave","Big Brother Rules","Jesus Hates Queers","Death to anyone who engages in abnormal sex","You will get AIDS if you are queer", and many more!

      The next day, Darren decided to sneak into his special ed class so he could beat off. He then rubbed his sperm into the black board and shined his black light on it, and he found more right wing fascist subliminal affirmations that said, "You are trash for being in special ed","You are all scum","You are all losers","You deserve pain and misery if you are gay"! Darren wanted to rub his sperm in every nook and cranny of that school, so he could find out what kind of shit the government was writing, subliminally, to brainwash people and control their minds! The problem was, he couldn't possibly jerk off that many times in order to cover the entire school! He would have to break into a sperm bank and steal all the sperm in order to do that!

        The town that Darren moved to in Florida was Delray Beach, and he hated it because everyone he knew was a redneck, homophobic, brain dead, asshole. He felt so lonely and depressed, a lot of times, because there was no place to meet gay people in that town. He did find out about a gay and lesbian youth group in Miami, which was 50 miles away, but he had no way of getting there and public transportation in Florida was worth shit, which is another reason why Darren hated Florida. In New York, he could go anywhere he wanted.

      Darren told his mother about the gay and lesbian youth group in Miami, and he was upset about not being able to get there. His mother said, "We moved to Florida to get you away from those people and there is no way that I'm going to help you get there. Living in this town is good for your mental health and it will make you turn normal". Darren got real upset and said, "You stupid fucking bitch, you're fucking up my sanity by making me live in this bullshit, homophobic, town".

       Darren's mother wouldn't admit it, but she found that living in Delray Beach, was boring in comparison to New York. She was so bored, she decided to join a Baptist church, which is called,"The Delray Baptist Church of Moral Values". She told the minister about Darren's homosexuality and obnoxious behavior. The minister said, "Bring him to a meeting that we have, which is about the dangers of having abnormal sexual preferences. We can convert him". The reverend didn't know about how militant Darren is! Darren's mother tricked him into going to a meeting at "The Delray Baptist Church of Moral Values", by telling him that they were selling a new "Shoot My Cream" tape at K-Mart and he was so excited, he believed her. Darren was really pissed off after he found out that he was tricked.

      At the meeting, they talked about how evil homosexuality is, and how evil progressive music is, especially, "Shoot My Cream"! After hearing all that bullshit, Darren started disrupting the meeting by saying, "Men make my dick get hard and I'm proud of it"! Someone in the group told Darren that his mind was controlled by Satan and said, "Turn your life over to the Lord and you can be cured of your wickedness"! Darren told him, "Fuck you, you would love it if I sucked your cock"! Darren then stormed out of the meeting, in a huff.

       The people were freaked out over Darren's behavior, because all the gay people that went to that meeting in the past were dorks and ashamed of their homosexuality. They wanted to be converted and change their "abnormal sexual behavior"! While they were talking about how evil Darren acted at the meeting, Darren decided to steal a car from the parking lot of the church. He ripped off a 1978 Pinto. Darren drove to the gay and lesbian youth group in Miami, and it was a good thing he did, because it turned out to be the last meeting, they would have.

      The group got raided by a fascist Gestapo after CMN ran a totally sensationalistic and made up report claiming that the group was run by child molesters and that child pornography was being made at the group. All the coordinators were arrested, even though they were innocent of the charges. The public believed everything that CMN said, without question, so there was no more gay and lesbian youth group.

       While the meeting lasted, Darren met another "Shoot My Cream" fan whose name is Carlos Conticognittia. He found some intelligent life in Florida. Darren and Carlos went to an all gay progressive club that Carlos worked at, in Miami, which was called, "Club Armageddon". Carlos was the DJ there. Darren loved "Club Armageddon".

      At "Club Armageddon", they had a bizarre and "shock art" room. They had the famous picture of Jesus in a bottle of urine, which was called, "Piss Christ", which led to the fascist pricks like Jesse Helms to ban art, which is considered obscene. They also had a picture of Fred Kruger giving Adolph Hitler a blow job, a picture of Joseph Mc Carthy and Fidel Castro naked having sex together, a picture of Saddam Hussein giving a well known tv evangelist an enema and many more explicit art works of peoples' names that I can't mention or the assholes, which they all are, will sue me.

       They played good music at "Club Armageddon", and bizarre videos too! The 2 videos that Darren enjoyed most was one that showed a man crawling on a bathroom floor, vomiting blood, while struggling to make it to a toilet, and the other was a video of a woman douching herself. Darren thought that video was great because it was so bizarre, but it didn't turn him on, sexually!

        The purpose of "Club Armageddon", was not just to entertain people, but raise consciousness too. They were the only gay club in Florida, that really warned people on the dangers of fascism. They had the balls, and took chances, to wake people up. Also Darren and Carlos were so happy because "Club Armageddon" was having "Shoot My Cream" live in concert that coming Saturday night! , and they bragged about it, even though their music was banned in Florida.

       After leaving "Club Armageddon", Darren went over to Carlos' apartment. Before "Shoot My Cream" came along Carlos' favorite group was the "Sex Pistols". Carlos said to Darren, "When I first came to this country from Cuba, I really loved it, because there was a lot more freedom in this country. The first thing I did when I came to this country was buy an album from the "Sex Pistols". I couldn't get it in Cuba, because the fucking assholes banned it there. Now this country is worse than Cuba ever was"!

      After talking, Darren and Carlos realized that they had a lot in common. They decided to get naked together and then Carlos asked Darren, "Can I lick your feet"? and Darren said, "Sure I would like that very much! Lick me all over baby , pleasure me good and orgasm me! Also hold me real tight while I ejaculate"! Darren and Carlos spent the night together and had a good time. Also, Carlos enjoyed the smell of Darren's feet.

     The next day while driving back to Delray Beach, Darren was thinking about how much of life is shitty and how little of it was good. Darren was wishing that he could ejaculate, forever, while Carlos held him in his arms. Darren realized that reality sucks, and that was biologically impossible, but he was in such a good mood because of the pleasure he experienced the night before, but his good mood was short lived. On his way home, there was a traffic jam on Interstate 95, the weather started getting hot and when he turned on the air conditioner, in the car that he ripped off, he noticed it was fucking up. He was getting pissed. Instead of nice cool air coming out, hot muggy, scummy Florida air was emerging. Then he saw a note on the dashboard that said, "No Pain, No Gain. It will cost $800 to fix my air conditioner, but I decided to give the $800 to the "Delray Baptist Church of Moral Values" to fight smut. It is the Lord's will that I live in Florida without air conditioning, because he will love me better".

      Darren was so upset after reading that, he threw a temper tantrum. He then got out of the car, syphoned out the gas and threw it into the car, and then he lit a match, saying, "fire, fire, burn it down, fire, fire, to the ground", he then threw the match into the car and said "Burn in Hell you right wing, fascist piece of shitmobile"! The car went up in flames. He then walked away slowly, while people in the other cars were freaked out.

      Darren picked the right day to ignite that car. There were no police on the roads, because, it was record store raid day! The entire police force was raiding record stores all over South Florida, to make sure that they weren't selling any "obscene" material. It was more important to raid those record stores, than it was to arrest drunk drivers! It would make the public believe that they were doing their jobs, and it was a dam good thing that those record stores were raided, because if Darren set a car on fire any other day, he probably would have been caught and charged with arson and grand theft auto.

      While walking down the street, Darren realized that he made a big fuck up, by burning that car, because he was stranded a long way from home, without transportation, plus he missed another day of his special ed class, with Mr. Ruggles, then Darren saw a Christian bookstore and a wonderful idea came to his mind on how to get another car! He had a great game plan up his sleeve!

        He walked into the bookstore and told the person working there, "Can you help me? I'm a homosexual and I keep praying to God to cure me. I'm a sinner and I want to stop. I want to have an exorcism performed on me. Where can I go? Please help me"! The person there got the owner of the bookstore, whose name is Crystal. Darren told Crystal, "I have abnormal sexual desires and I want to have an exorcism performed on me, as soon as possible"! Crystal said to Darren "Praise Jesus, Hallelujah, you can get those homosexual demons out of your system", and Darren said "Praise God, can you give me an exorcism, Crystal"? Crystal then said, "no, but I will be more than happy to take you somewhere, where you can have one", and Darren said "Praise Jesus"!

     Crystal took Darren to a Baptist church that performed exorcisms, in her Porsche. After they got to the Baptist church, Crystal told Darren to wait in the car, while she went into the church to ask them to perform an exorcism on him. While she was in the church, he turned on the car and took off. Darren was thinking, the best kind of con artist is a homosexual telling a born again Christian that he wants to be cured and then rips off her car!

      Darren loved that Porsche much better than that shitty 1978 Pinto and the air conditioner worked too! The car had a tape deck as well, so he could listen to "Shoot My Cream" tapes, Praise God! Darren was much happier now, because he was going to a "Shoot My Cream" concert and he had a nice car, as well!

       Dick Hardon was warned by the Florida Military Police, that, if he performs that "Shoot My Cream" concert, he would be shot! Dick Hardon decided to rebel and he gave the concert anyway. Darren and Carlos were there. There was a crowd of about 200 people at "Club Armageddon" enjoying the "Shoot My Cream" concert, the only intelligent life in all of Florida!

      Before "Shoot My Cream" went on stage, an all lesbian group opened up for them, who call themselves D. W. E. P. , which stands for, Dykes Who Eat Pussy, and they were very raunchy! They did all kinds of explicit songs and everybody loved it! They did a remake of the classic "2 Live Crew" song, which is called "The Fuck Shop", and everyone loved that song the best!

       Then "Shoot my Cream" went on and were doing a song called "P. M. R. C. are Pre Menstrual Retarded Cunts", when "Club Armageddon" got stormed by a right wing death squad. They fired machine guns into the crowed, and killed a lot of people. Then they shot Dick Hardon to death by spraying him with several hundred rounds of ammunition. Then the fascists set "Club Armageddon" on fire. The only fortunate thing was, a lot of people managed to escape alive, including Darren and Carlos, but after what had happened, Darren was wishing that he was dead. He was totally devastated over what had just occurred.

      Darren was completely grief stricken, but Carlos tried to explain to Darren that, there's a purpose to everything that happens, no matter how shitty it may be. Darren said while crying, "I can't believe that he's gone, he's fucking gone! Those fuckin right wing, fascist, scumbags who are responsible for this, will be very sorry. I will get every fucking one of them"!

         Dick Hardon had a premonition that he would be assassinated by a right wing death squad, so he made out his last will and testament, which said, "I have produced a tape, both audio and video, that is only to be released after my death. I am no longer physically on Planet Earth, where you really have to say, "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here"! The fact that my music has been banned is a fine example of that! Even though, I am no longer here, my spirit lives on, in these tapes, that I have produced! I will give these tapes to my #1 fan whose name is Darren Muskie. The goal for Darren is, to eliminate fascism through witchcraft! I will speak to Darren while he listens to these tapes! He will then listen to the message, and then do as I say, and the world will become a better place. My death was meant to be, so I could save the world, just like Jesus! Good Luck Darren, Get those ASSHOLES! Don't let any one get those tapes"!

      Darren couldn't believe it, but Dick Hardon selected him to get the only copies of his new tape. Darren was afraid that the fascist government would find his "Shoot my Cream" tape and confiscate it, so he decided to make a copy of it and bury it in his back yard. The name of the final "Shoot My Cream" tape was called, "The Fascist Will Die". Darren couldn't believe that the spirit of Dick Hardon, will speak to him through that tape, while he listens to it. He listened to the tape and Dick Hardon didn't speak to him.

        Then one day, Darren was listening to a song on the tape which is called, "Fuck The Skinheads", and Dick Hardon started speaking to Darren. He told Darren, how he can get even with a couple of skinheads, that picked on him at school. While at school, Darren was in the bathroom, then 2 skinheads walked in and started harassing him. The skinheads said to each other, "faggots make me sick". Then they took Darren's books and started throwing them back and forth to each other. Darren got real pissed off, so he took out a hammer and hit one of them over the head knocking him unconscious, and then Darren started running. The other skinhead started chasing Darren, but he tripped and fell, banging his head into the wall and got knocked unconscious. Then Darren took all the clothes off the skinheads, then took super glue, put it on their lips, and then he put their lips together, to make it appear that they were kissing each other. Then he wrote on their chests, "We love to fuck each other in the ass"! They sure were in for one hell of an embarrassment, after they regained consciousness!

        Darren told Carlos about how he nailed some assholes, who fucked with him, by listening to the new "Shoot My Cream" tape. Carlos thought he was nuts, but Darren made a copy of the tape for Carlos.

     Darren's next target was, Mr. Ruggles! While he was in class, Mr. Ruggles was talking about how evil homosexuality is. Then Darren listened to a "Shoot My Cream" song on his walkman called "Let's Turn a Fascist into a Pervert"! Mr. Ruggles got possessed, and he took off all his clothes and ran up to a male student and started fondling him, and tried to rape him, right in class! The students and Mr. Ruggles got into a big fight. The police were called. After the spell wore off, Mr. Ruggles got arrested and was taken away in handcuffs. Mr. Ruggles told the police that Darren and Dick Hardon possessed him, but they just laughed and said, "I don't know if we should throw this fuckin pervert in jail, or the loony bin".

     Meanwhile, at the Delray Baptist Church of Moral Values, the Reverend was bitching at, and was pissed off at his congregation for not donating enough money to fight smut. Darren listened to a "Shoot My Cream" song called "Preachers are Maniacs", then the reverend went berserk, and said to his congregation, "You don't want to fight homosexuality and pornography anymore. I bet you are a bunch of fuckin perverts! You are all Satan, Satan, etc.". He then took out an automatic rifle and started shooting people in his congregation.

      Dick Hardon told Darren how to take over CMN in the song called "The Fascists Will Die", but he will need the help of Carlos. Carlos still thought Darren was crazy for hearing messages in his final "Shoot My Cream" tape, because Dick Hardon, only spoke to Darren. Because Carlos hated CMN so much, he decided to raid CMN with Darren. Carlos thought that CMN was making up more fascist lies to induce mind control over people, than Fidel Castro did! Darren told Carlos to do exactly what Dick Hardon said and they can get away with this!

      Darren and Carlos raided the studios of CMN and took hostages. Then they put the "Shoot My Cream" video in and broadcasted it over the airwaves, but the people in the audience didn't know it yet, because it was a disguise! It was members of "Shoot My Cream", disguising themselves as the fascists who were in charge of that network.

      Meanwhile, a deranged bitch was watching CMN, in a state of euphoria, and started singing, "Praise Jesus, we Have Eliminated Smut". However, her 8 year old son was looking at a gay porno magazine and he was saying, "How can he have such a big hairy dick"? His mother walked into the room and caught him looking at the magazine. She started beating the shit out of him and asked, "Where did you get that magazine"? The boy said, "from my sugar daddy, bitch"! His mother said, "so you want to be a little faggot", and she continued beating the shit out of him. She then grabbed a statue of Jesus that said, "Love Everybody and Forgive Them", and she hit the boy over the head with it repeatedly, until he was knocked unconscious.

      She walked into the other room, and a man on CMN asked, "should sexually explicit material be banned"? The hysterical bitch said, "Yes! and destroy all that shit"! She then said, while screaming, "Kill those fuckin faggots, and kill those fuckin child molesters, and kill those fuckin flashers, and kill those fuckin obscene phone callers, and make them all fucking die"! The man on the tv, turned into Dick Hardon, and he came out of the tv and said "I'm going to kill you, bitch"! He then strangled her. The boy regained consciousness and saw Dick Hardon strangling his mother, and told Dick Hardon, "Thank You for killing that bitch"! Dick Hardon said, "You're welcome and turn gay kid, because that's the best way to be"!

      At that moment, a mass number of people were murdered by Dick Hardon, because he came out of the tv set to kill everyone who said yes, to banning sexually explicit material. Remember, if anyone asks, should sexually explicit material be banned?, just say no!

      Now that Dick Hardon has taken over CMN, there were subliminal messages flashed on the screen, but good ones! They said, "Be proud of your genitals", "The best kind of love, comes out of a penis", "Abolish Homophobia", "Conservatives are full of shit", "Religious fanatics are ASSHOLES", "Satan loves born again Christians", and many more!

     Darren played the song called "The Fascists Will Die", which was the most powerful song on the final "Shoot My Cream" tape. The song is so powerful, it causes Dick Hardon to create an energy force to cause everyone in the Military Police to die. The song caused their heads to explode and blood gushed out of them, and their brains came out of them!

       After all those fascist pigs died, Darren told Dick Hardon, "We got them all, we can now rest". Dick Hardon said, "No we haven't, I'm going to kill your mother" Darren said, "I know she's a bitch, but I love her and I'm not going to let you kill her". Dick Hardon said, "She made you move to Florida from New York to be with fascist scum". Darren said "I know, but I'm not going to let you kill her and that is final". Dick Hardon told Darren, "Don't let me down, or I will kill you too"!

     Darren got really pissed off and upset, because his idol was now manipulating him. He was so pissed off, he took that special "Shoot My Cream" tape and took a sledge hammer and destroyed it, and Dick Hardon was really pissed off about that!

      Meanwhile, Carlos was relaxing at home, when all of a sudden, his "Shoot My Cream" tape automatically went into the stereo and started playing. Dick Hardon came out of the stereo and said, "Darren betrayed me, get a gun and blow his fuckin brains out"! Carlos said, "He's my lover and I won't do that. He's very special" Dick Hardon said, "That's tough shit, kill him"! Carlos got really pissed off and said, "Fuck You"! After he said that, Dick Hardon gave Carlos a very powerful electric shock, knocking him out. After he regained consciousness, Dick Hardon told Carlos, "The next electric shock I give you will be fatal, Now get into your car, go to Darren's house and kill him"!

      After that happened, Carlos was very scared, so he got into his car and started driving to Darren's house. Just before Carlos got to Darren's house, he got really upset about the thought of killing Darren, so he grabbed that "Shoot My Cream" tape and said, "Fuck You Dick Hardon", and he tried to throw the tape out the window, but the force of Dick Hardon took the tape and put it in his tape deck. Carlos' car went out of control and crashed into Darren's house, causing Carlos' car and Darren's house to catch on fire.

     While Carlos' car and Darren's house were burning down, Dick Hardon told Carlos, Darren, and his mother, "You are all going to die", and terrorized them. But Dick Hardon fucked up, because the last copy of his tape was destroyed in the fire, and Dick Hardon, lost his power. Dick Hardon forgot about the real, last copy of the "Shoot My Cream" tape, that was buried in Darren's back yard. Carlos, Darren, and his mother were relieved after what they thought was the last "Shoot My Cream" tape, burned up.

      Darren's mother said, "I'm sure glad that I got insurance on this house! Darren, you're right, Florida is a fucked up place to live! Let's move"! Darren asked his mother, "Are we going to move back to New York"? Darren's mother said, "no let's move to Chicago". Darren said, "I heard that Chicago is an interesting place, let's move there". Carlos, Darren and his mother end up moving to Lombard, Illinois, which is near Chicago. Darren thought that Lombard sucks too, but he thinks it is much better than Delray Beach, Florida. Also Lombard is near Chicago, and Darren loved going to Chicago.
THE END

      In Fascist Fever Part II A new house is built in Delray Beach, where Darren lived. A family of born again Christians moves in. Dick Hardon remembers the tape that is buried in the back yard. He comes back to terrorize the born again Christians! The born again Christians find out that Darren use to live there. They are hypocrites, so they send Dick Hardon to the Chicago area, to terrorize, Darren!

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