GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS- Uncensored!
Once upon a time there were these three bears, Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear and a hooker named Goldilocks who was addicted to crack cocaine. Goldilocks was a teenage runaway who was selling her body to support her habit and to be able to survive. She ran away because her parents constantly beat the shit out of her and she started doing crack cocaine because that was the only thing she could turn to for comfort. Goldilocks lived in the city which was a crime infested area that was loaded with hookers, drug addicts, murderers, derelicts, homeless people and other forms of low life scum. The Three Bears lived out in the country where nothing bad or weird ever happens. Not! One day Goldilocks would end up in the country and meet up with the three bears. How did this happen? In this story I'll explain the truth about Goldilocks and The Three Bears.
One day, Goldilocks was on the rag and she just had the shit beaten out of her by her pimp because he expected her to be out on the streets turning tricks and making him lots of money. She told him that nobody would want to pay money to fuck her because she was having her period. Her pimp said that was no excuse and he brutally beat the shit out of her after she told him that she would not turn tricks again until her period was over. The really sad thing is that what her pimp did to her wasn't as bad as what her father did, but she was still pissed off at him for the way he treated her.
Goldilocks was so pissed off at that bastard, she was going to get her revenge on him. She waited in a parking garage where he parked his car. At 3:00 in the morning, her pimp came walking to the car, completely intoxicated, fucked up and drunk. Goldilocks snuck up on him and hit him over the head with a crow bar. She kept hitting him over and over again until she killed him.
As soon as Goldilocks was done killing her pimp, she took his car keys and threw his body in his car and then she took his car. She also took his money. Seeing that he was dead, he would no longer have any need for it. Goldilocks took his money and bought crack. Goldilocks did society a favor by killing her pimp because if she didn't kill him, he would be out driving while drunk, which would be a threat to people's safety. The only thing is, Goldilocks was driving while being high on crack cocaine.
As soon as she purchased her crack, Goldilocks decided that she was sick of the city, so she decided to drive out to the suburbs, with the body of her pimp still in the car. Seeing that she was strung out on crack, Goldilocks was horny and she felt like fucking her pimp's dead body. By this time it was 5:00 in the morning and she wasn't sure where would be a good place to fuck her pimp's body. Then she pulled into the parking lot of a commuter train station, because the parking lot was deserted. Goldilocks took her clothes off and she started rubbing her cunt on her pimp's mouth. Because she was on the rag, blood got all over his face. Goldilocks really enjoyed fucking her pimp's body. It was the best sex she ever had.
As soon as Goldilocks came, she realized that she would have to get rid of his body, for 2 reasons. The first one was if the police pulled her over, they would be suspicious if they saw a dead body in the car. The second one was he was going to start rotting and smell bad and fucking him would no longer be fun. She was sitting in the parking lot trying to figure out a good place to leave his body. As time went on, people started to arrive at the train station for morning rush hour. Goldilocks broke down and started crying because she resented those people for being yuppie scum who got to live in the suburbs and live a life of safety and security. They were on their way to the city for their "jobs", not knowing or giving a fuck about the struggle that a lot of people face in the inner city. She wished she had a machine gun with her so she could just kill them all.
As soon as Goldilocks stopped crying, a great idea came to her mind as to where to leave her pimp's body. She got out of the car and looked at the train schedule. She drove about a half mile down the road and she took her pimp's body and she left it on the railroad tracks. The train came right on schedule and Goldilocks enjoyed watching the train run over her pimp's body, slicing him into a million pieces. After that, Goldilocks just wanted to get away from it all, so she decided to drive out to the country where the 3 Bears live.
By 8:00 in the morning the 3 Bears were waking up and this was to be a very special day for Mama Bear because Papa Bear was going to fuck her for the first time since they made Baby Bear. Papa Bear could not stand the thought of fucking Mama Bear because her cunt stank real bad. That wasn't the only reason why Papa Bear couldn't stand the thought of fucking Mama Bear. As it turns out, Papa Bear was a repressed closeted homosexual who enjoyed fucking men up the ass. He would often run off to the adult bookstore in the area and he would drop quarters and beat off while watching one of the "films" that they were showing. If he was lucky, he would meet another man at the bookstore. Then he would run into one of the booths and fuck him in the ass. Papa Bear found the smell of those men's asses to be better than Mama Bear's cunt
. One day Papa Bear's luck ran out because he went into the booth at the bookstore and he fucked a man up the ass. As soon as Papa Bear pulled his dick out of his ass, he lost control of his bowels and he took a shit all over the place. After that had happened, he was thrown out of the bookstore and he was told to never come back. They told him that if he ever came back to that bookstore, they would have him arrested and he would have his name mentioned in the police blotter of the local newspaper, so everyone would know about what he did. Papa Bear found the smell of that man's shit to still be better than the smell of Mama Bear's cunt. Anyway, Papa Bear was devastated that he was no longer allowed to go to that adult bookstore because that was the only place in the area he could go to to have gay sex. Small towns don't have very many opportunities. Not being able to have gay sex turned Papa Bear into a mean ornery prick.
Rumors were starting to be spread around the area that Papa Bear was a homosexual, especially when Mama Bear told everyone that Papa Bear hasn't fucked her in years. Papa Bear decided to get even with Mama Bear for gossiping about him by telling everyone about how bad her cunt stank. Still, the pressure was building for Papa Bear to prove his manhood by fucking Mama Bear. Because the rumors were so strong that he was a homosexual, Papa Bear decided to fuck Mama Bear, only if she douches, first. Despite that, the thought of fucking her was enough to make him wanna vomit.
Meanwhile, on that special day, The 3 Bears decided to start the day by making porridge for breakfast. After the porridge was served, it was too fucking hot to eat. While they were waiting for the porridge to cool, Papa Bear would pick his nose, scratch his ears and try to eat the porridge with his fingers, but it was too fucking hot, so he just kept picking his nose. Meanwhile, Mama Bear kept scratching her cunt and stuck her fingers in the porridge, while she was waiting for it to cool. Meanwhile, Baby Bear asked Mama Bear, "I heard that your cunt stinks and you are going to have to douche yourself". Papa Bear was extremely pissed off at Baby Bear for talking so vulgar, so he took a fork and started stabbing Baby Bear and this is what he had to say: "Who the fuck do you think you are for talking so fuckin filthy to your mother, you little fuckwad? Don't you ever say the word cunt or douche to your mother again or I'll bash your little fuckin brains in. What she needs is a fuckin hose for her special cleaning needs, now say this: Mama Bear needs a hose for her special cleaning needs". Baby Bear wouldn't say that, so Papa Bear kept on stabbing him. By this time, Baby Bear was bleeding real bad and the blood had gotten into his porridge. Baby Bear was tired of being stabbed, so he said, "Mama Bear needs a hose for her special cleaning needs". Papa Bear stopped stabbing Baby Bear and said to him, "Look, I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm just trying to teach you some fuckin family values and manners". By this time, the porridge still hadn't cooled down, so Papa Bear cleaned the blood off of Baby Bear and they all decided to go to the store to buy Mama Bear a douche syringe, or is it a hose for her special cleaning needs?
Meanwhile, Goldilocks arrived in the country. She was up all night and she still hadn't had any sleep. She was very tired and hungry and she didn't know where to go. She couldn't go to a motel because she spent all the money she had on crack cocaine. She was driving around, looking for a house to break into so she could steal money and valuable objects so she could buy more crack. She had some crack left, but she knew she would need more when she used it all up. She saw the house that the Three Bears live, so she went in.
As soon as Goldilocks arrived at the house, she was happy to discover that no one was home. She was starving and she noticed the porridge sitting on the kitchen table. First she tasted Papa Bear's porridge, but she didn't like it because it tasted like boogers and ear wax. Then she tasted Mama Bear's porridge and she nearly puked her guts out because it tasted like rotten fish. Gee, I wonder why? Then she noticed Baby Bear's porridge with the blood in it. Goldilocks tasted it and it was delicious. She ate the whole bowl. One of the reasons why she enjoyed it so much was because it reminded her of all the menstrual blood that she got all over her pimp's dead body when she fucked him in his mouth.
After Goldilocks was done eating, she just wanted to relax, so she decided to sit in Papa Bear's chair, but it was too hard for her sore ass, because she was still sore from her pimp kicking her ass. She then went to sit in Mama Bear's chair, but there was slimy shit all over it that smelled like rotten fish. She went to Baby Bear's chair and it was perfectly comfortable for her, but then it broke. That caused her to go into a rampage. This is what she said: "Oh fuck, that fuckin piece of shit chair, son of a bitchen fuck".
After Goldilocks calmed down, she was thinking about how much she enjoyed fucking her pimp's dead body and she had a strong urge to beat off. She noticed that the 3 Bears had a video camera and Goldilocks wanted to video tape herself beating off. She took the camera and set it up at Papa Bear's bed, but once again, it was too hard for her sore ass. Goldilocks was pissed off because she went through all that trouble setting up the camera for nothing. Then she went to Mama Bear's bed, but it had that horrible smell of piss and rotten fish and she didn't feel like beating off, she felt like throwing up! Papa Bear couldn't even stand to sleep in the same bed with his wife, because she let her cunt leak in the bed and he couldn't stand the smell. Sometimes she would piss in the bed too. Believe it or not, when 2 people are married to each other, they usually sleep in the same bed. They also fuck each other and do weird and kinky things in the same bed too. Not Mama Bear and Papa Bear. At least this time she checked the bed out before going through the trouble of setting up the video camera. Well anyway, Goldilocks saw Baby Bear's bed and it just seemed right, so she set up the video camera in the closet and stuck the camera lens through a hole. She did that because she would feel too weird about beating off with a camera staring her in the face. At least this way she wouldn't think about the camera so much. Well anyway, Goldilocks took off all her clothes and got into his bed. There was a bit of a problem because Goldilocks was menstruating and she would get blood all over the bed while she was beating off, especially because her flow was very heavy. Goldilocks decided that she didn't give a shit if she got blood all over the bed. It wasn't her bed.
As soon as Goldilocks had an orgasm, she started feeling sick. As it turns out, Baby Bear had some sort of virus in his blood that Goldilocks caught because she ate his porridge with his blood in it. Well, Goldilocks got diarrhea! Goldilocks felt too tired to get up to run into the bathroom, so she decided to shit in the bed. She didn't give a shit. It wasn't her bed. Well actually, she did give a shit. In fact, she shit right in Baby Bear's bed. After Goldilocks took a shit in Baby Bear's bed, she was tired so she fell asleep, but she would be in deep shit, literally, because the 3 bears came home with Mama Bear's brand new douche syringe.
They were going to finish eating their porridge, when Papa Bear said, "someone's been eating my porridge". Then Mama Bear said "someone's been eating my porridge too". Then Baby Bear had a rampage when he discovered that someone ate his porridge and ate it all up. Then they decided to sit down when Papa Bear said, "someone's been sitting in my chair". Mama Bear said, someone's been sitting in my chair too". Papa Bear said, "I don't know who would want to sit in your chair when you let your stinky cunt leak all over it". Baby Bear noticed his chair and this time he had a bigger rampage and he said, "God damn it, when I find the motherfucker who did this to me, I'm going to take those fuckin pieces of my broken chair and I'm going to shove it up their fucking ass". Then they went to their beds. Papa Bear said, "someone's been sleeping in my bed". Mama Bear said, "someone's been sleeping in my bed too". Papa Bear said, "only a crazy person would want to sleep in your piss and cunt stench". They then went to the room where Baby Bear sleeps and they noticed that the room smelled like shit. Gee, I wonder why? Baby Bear walked over to his bed and said, "someone hasn't only been sleeping in my bed, she diarrhea'ed in the bed too and got blood all over my bed and she's still here and she's naked". Papa Bear decided to call the police and tell them that someone broke into their house and she was still there.
They didn't worry about Goldilocks going anywhere while waiting for Johnny Law to arrive because she was fast asleep and she looked pretty fucked up. Meanwhile, Baby Bear was very pissed off over what had happened and he went into another rampage. This is what he had to say: "God damn that mother fuckin cunt. I want to fucking kill her. She shit all over my fuckin bed. That little fuckin skank". Once again, Papa Bear was getting increasingly pissed off at Baby Bear for using so much foul language. He said to him, "listen you little fuckin piece of shit, the next fuckin time I fuckin hear you using that kind of fuckin language, I'm going to throw your fuckin head through the fuckin wall. I'm fucking sick of hearing your fuckin swearing, you little fuckwad". Baby Bear was so pissed off at Goldilocks for shitting in his bed, he kept ranting and raving anyway. Papa Bear got so pissed off at him, he took Baby Bear, smashed his head through the bed post and killed him. At that moment, Mama Bear walked into the room. Papa Bear said, "honey I think I killed Baby Bear". Mama Bear said, "honey, that's ok because when you fuck me, we can make a brand new Baby Bear, and we'll call him Baby Bear the Second". Papa Bear said, "go ahead and douche yourself, honey. I'll stick my pretty pecker up you once you're clean". If she only knew where that pecker has been! Mama Bear went into the bathroom to douche herself. Papa Bear didn't realize that him killing Baby Bear was video taped because Goldilocks never turned off the camera.
Meanwhile, Goldilocks woke up. When she woke up, she noticed that Baby Bear's head was smashed through the bedpost. She had a feeling that something was wrong, so she realized that she had better get the fuck out of there, but first she needed to smoke more crack because she desperately needed another fix. Goldilocks was getting ready to smoke crack when she noticed that Papa Bear was coming. She started to run and Papa Bear started chasing her. It would have been best if Goldilocks ran the fuck out of the house, but she needed that fix so bad, she ran into the bathroom and locked the door, which is something that Mama Bear forgot to do because she was sitting on the toilet douching herself. Mama Bear felt so embarrassed. The only thing that Goldilocks cared about was getting that fix, so she smoked crack in the bathroom. As soon as Goldilocks was done smoking crack, she felt another run of diarrhea coming and Mama Bear was still sitting on the toilet in a state of shock douching herself. Goldilocks said to her, "get off the fuckin toilet, bitch. I gotta shit". Mama Bear would not get off the toilet, so Goldilocks threw her off. Then she sat on the toilet and shit out her diarrhea.
As soon as Goldilocks got done shitting diarrhea, she wiped her ass. Because her shit was so loose and runny, it was running down her leg while she was wiping herself. Also, while she was wiping herself, not all the diarrhea got on the toilet paper. A lot of the diarrhea got on her hands too. Before Goldilocks was able to finish wiping her ass, Papa Bear ran over to the bathroom and started breaking down the bathroom door with an axe and he said, "listen you little fuckin thief, open that fuckin door before I break it down and smash your fuckin brains in, you little cunt. Who the fuck do you think you are, breaking into my fuckin house and eating my fuckin food that I fuckin paid for". At that moment, Johnny Law arrived and Papa Bear went over to answer the door. Officer Fergesson responded to the call. Papa Bear's dick got hard looking at Officer Fergesson because he wanted to fuck him in the ass. When Papa Bear says "fuck the police", he means it, literally!
To Goldilocks, what Papa Bear did wasn't too much different from what her own father did to her, so she wasn't all that surprised. When Papa Bear stopped chopping down the bathroom door, Goldilocks thought and hoped that it was her chance to escape, but as she was headed towards the door, she noticed that it was Johnny Law, who was going to take her ass to jail.. Because Officer Fergesson was a sick fuck, this would turn out to be the most fun day during his important career with the police force. When Goldilocks saw Officer Fergesson, she was scared, so she tried to run away. While Goldilocks was running, she felt more squirts of diarrhea coming and because she was so scared, she couldn't control herself, so she was shitting out diarrhea and it was running down her leg while Officer Fergesson was chasing her. Also because Goldilocks was on the rag, blood was running out of her cunt too, while she was being chased. So, Goldilocks had diarrhea coming out of her ass and blood coming out of her cunt, while she was being chased by Officer Fergesson. Officer Fergesson was able to capture Goldilocks after she ran into Baby Bear's room and he put the handcuffs on Goldilocks and she was still naked and Officer Fergesson got some diarrhea on his hands, while handcuffing Goldilocks. For some reason, Officer Fergesson could never admit this, but Goldilocks' diarrhea was making him horny.
As soon as Officer Fergesson arrested Goldilocks, he noticed that Baby Bear's head was smashed through the bed post and he was dead. Officer Fergesson had reason to suspect that something was wrong. He had reason to suspect that Goldilocks did it. Goldilocks denied killing Baby Bear and told Officer Fergesson that she was sleeping and woke up and found Baby Bear dead. Goldilocks realized that she was already in deep shit for being charged with breaking and entering, but that was not nearly as serious as being charged with murder. Actually, she murdered her pimp, but nobody knew about that, but she didn't kill Baby Bear. Goldilocks had no choice but to tell Officer Fergesson that she video taped herself beating off, while she was having her period and Baby Bear being murdered was also on that video tape. Officer Fergesson watched the video and he really enjoyed watching Goldilocks beat off. The embarrassment and being high on crack caused Goldilocks to go into cardiac arrest and she croaked. Officer Fergesson was going to fuck Goldilocks' dead body as soon as he was done watching the video, but then he saw Papa Bear murder Baby Bear on video, so he had to take care of first things first and arrest Papa Bear. As Officer Fergesson walked into the next room that Papa Bear was in, he overheard Papa Bear say, "the thought of having to fuck your ugly twat makes me sick. I wish I wouldn't have to do this". He wished he could fuck Officer Fergesson instead. Well, he got part of his wish, because Officer Fergesson arrested Papa Bear for murdering Baby Bear, which meant that he wouldn't have to fuck Mama Bear, but Officer Fergesson would not let him fuck him up the ass because Officer Fergesson only enjoyed fucking the dead. Officer Fergesson could have killed Papa Bear, but he wasn't his type.
Mama Bear was pissed off at Officer Fergesson for arresting Papa Bear. She was so pissed off at him, she picked up a frying pan and said, "listen you fuckin pig, my husband was going to fuck me today, so you better let him go or I'll hit you over the fuckin head with this frying pan". Mama Bear ran up to Officer Fergesson and she tried to hit him over the head with the frying pan, but Officer Fergesson pulled out his gun and he fatally shot Mama Bear. Now it was time for Officer Fergesson to have a lot of fun.
First, Officer Fergesson took Papa Bear and tied him up. Then he took Goldilocks' dead body and he licked the diarrhea and menstrual blood that ran down her leg. Then, Officer Fergesson took Goldilocks' menstrual blood and diarrhea and scooped up as much as he could into his hands. Then he took his fingers with Goldilocks' blood and diarrhea on it, stuck it up his ass and he finger fucked himself while Papa Bear watched helplessly. If that wasn't enough to horrify him, he then fucked Mama Bear's body. It was mighty nice of her to douche herself so she would be nice and clean for Officer Fergesson. Seeing she was only freshly dead, and because she had just douched herself, Mama Bear smelled better being dead than she did most of the time when she was alive. As soon as Officer Fergesson was done fucking Mama Bear's body, he tried to fuck Baby Bear's body, but he couldn't enjoy it because he was already starting to rot and smell bad. Well, Baby Bear couldn't please everyone, dead or alive! Officer Fergesson enjoyed fucking dead people, but only if they were freshly dead! After Officer Fergesson was done having his fun, he called the medical examiner to take away the bodies and he took Papa Bear to jail.
During Papa Bear's trial, the prosecuting attorney was asking to have Papa Bear sentenced to 10 months in prison for murdering Baby Bear. He realized that Baby Bear was just a brat and he probably deserved to be murdered, but that didn't mean he could get away with it with out having to serve some time. Then, Papa Bear told everyone in the court room that Officer Fergesson fucked the dead bodies of Goldilocks, Mama Bear and Baby Bear, right in front of him. The judge did not believe him and he felt that accusing a police officer of necrophilia was a terrible thing to do. That accusation pissed the judge off so much, he decided to have Papa Bear put to death in the electric chair. At least now that Papa Bear would be in prison, he would get to do his favorite thing while waiting to be put to death and that was fuck men up the ass. Every man's asshole that Papa Bear fucked in prison smelled better than Mama Bear's cunt!
Now that the trial was over, Officer Fergesson was sitting in his favorite place, a doughnut shop, reminiscing about the fun he had fucking those dead bodies. He was dreaming about the next time he would have a chance to kill someone and fuck their dead body. He fantasized that someday a movie would be made about him which would be called "Necro Cop"! Officer Fergesson was unaware of one thing. Fucking dead people is bad karma. In the meantime, he enjoyed eating his doughnuts!
In GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS- The next Generation, Goldilocks, Mama Bear, and Baby Bear start getting revenge on Officer Fergesson in his dreams by causing him nightmares. He has a dream that Baby Bear stabs him. Then he wakes up and he has a stab wound. In another nightmare, Mama Bear lets her stinky cunt leak all over his face. This causes Officer Fergesson to puke his guts out and he nearly chokes to death on his own vomit. In another dream, Officer Fergesson nearly drowns after Goldilocks lets her menstrual blood and diarrhea run all over his face.
After Papa Bear is put to death in the electric chair, the nightmares for Officer Fergesson only get worse. Just before Papa Bear was put to death, he put a black magic hex on Officer Fergesson, that would cause him to get hemorrhoids. Officer Fergesson got hemorrhoids shortly after Papa Bear was fried in the electric chair. Then the most embarrassing, if not painful, thing happened to Officer Fergesson. He was sitting in his favorite place, a doughnut shop, when Papa Bear appeared and he raped him and fucked him up the ass, while he had hemorrhoids, while everyone watched it happen. No one could stop Papa Bear from raping Officer Fergesson because he was now a super natural being. For Officer Fergesson, that was only the beginning of his nightmares. How can these horrifying nightmares stop? Stay tuned as the saga of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, continues!
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