My favorite day of the year which is Halloween. I decided to talk about Halloween because when I go out on Halloween I like to take this ghost with me that lights up and shakes, so I decided to take my ghost with me today, even though it ain't Halloween, but I wish that it was. I also like to dress up as a punk rock drag queen corpse on Halloween too. The thing that I like about Halloween is it is the 1 day of the year in which it's OK to be weird. That is why Halloween is about the only holiday that doesn't suck.

     I also like Thanksgiving because that is the 1 day of the year in which I get to have a feast and eat like a pig and sometimes I eat so much, I eat until I end up throwing up, but I don't have any family here and no one is nice enough to invite me over to Thanksgiving dinner and that fucking sucks, but the good news is at least Old Country Buffet is open on Thanksgiving. The thing that I hate about Thanksgiving is it leads to Christmas and Christmas sucks. In fact Christmas is nothing more that a bunch of total fucking bullshit. The holiday that follows Christmas is Valentines Day and Valentines Day sucks. Valentines Day is an insult for people who can't find a piece of ass to stick their dick in. I did go to an erotic poetry slam on Valentines Day and I read a romantic story involving a Catholic Priest and I didn't score too good and that sucked, even though it was an outstanding story, but Valentines Day sucks. I hate most spring holidays, including Easter and Mother's Day.

After that, things get even worse because summer comes. A lot of people like summer, but I hate summer because the weather is too fucking hot out. Summer is the time of year when flies and mosquetoes are out and the air smells like shit. A lot of people like summer because they like seeing green grass and green leaves on the trees. I say fuck the green grass and fuck the green leaves. That's because I like the month of October when the leaves are yellow, orange and red and I wish that there were yellow, orange and red leaves on the trees every day. I also wish that every day was Halloween because Halloween rules!

Yes, Halloween is the 1 day a year in which society says that it is acceptable to be weird, but the problem with that is you see a lot of fucking assholes on Halloween who look cool, becaus they listen and obey societal indoctrination and mind control without question.  The day after Halloween the go back to being conformist mediocre boring assholes.  I believe that every day should be Halloween and even though every day isn't Halloween, you can go back to Pat's 2003 vision of the world page where you get to experienece true joy and if you don't experience joy from reading my webpage, then go fuck yourself!