As you may know, I have a lot of pet peeves. I basically hate the society that I live in and I hate people for a multiple # of reasons. 1 major reason that I hate people so much is because of how stupid they are and how they have allowed this country to go so far down the toilet since the 1960s. 1 of the changes that has occurred, especially in the last few years has been the music that a lot of young people enjoy listening to. The type of music that has become so popular these days is these whiny love ballads. I can't stand groups like Brandy and Destinies Child. I once heard 1 of the members of Destinies Child talking on tv and she was talking about how she is better than everybody else is and mentioning that she is God's gift to the universe. The only thing I hate more than someone who makes shit music is someone who sings music that sucks who has a stuck up attitude. I HATE this shit and I hate it with a passion. They play a lot of this shit in retail stores, like music from the Backstreet Boys. A lot of retail stores play this repulsive whiny love song shit. and the lyrics to that Backstreet Boys song goes something like this: Girl, I will show you the shape of my heart. 1st of all lyrics like that are nothing but a complete bunch of total bullshit. The real world doesn't even come close to being like what you here in those songs. How can some guy show a girl the shape of his heart? What's he going to do, stick a knife in his chest and rip out his heart? That guy needs to improve his music by changing the lyrics, which should go like this: girl, I will show you the shape of my penis. Lyrics like that may sound sexist, but it least it will be a hell of a lot more honest and besides a penis looks a lot nicer than a heart. A person's heart does not look like the hearts you see on Valentine's Day cards. A heart is ugly and repulsive looking. Another love song I have heard before in which the lyrics mention, every woman needs a man. A lesbian never needs a man. A lesbian needs a man about as much as a fish needs a bicycle. Now a woman who is bisexual needs a man, but only some of the time.

Whenever I go shopping, I get to have my intelligence insulted by having to listen to this lame ass belching shit. If that's not enough, I actually hear people singing to these songs that I can't stand. The only thing worse than hearing the artist singing these horrible songs is listening to someone else sing along to them. I basically can not stand to go shopping because most people in this country are so stupid and have their head up their ass. I wish they would play some cool when I go shopping I go shopping, like that Dead Kennedy's called, Too Drunk to Fuck. The reason that I went on such a rant about hating love songs so much is because I would rather hear music that's cool. Listening to cool industrial and goth music has helped me get through a lot of my deepest depressions because music like that is cool. Meanwhile, I have issues whenever I hear love ballads, because it makes me feel like blowing chunks!

Another thing that pisses me off is how these young people drive around in their cars and listen to this lame ass love ballad shit and they crank it so loud so everyone has to listen to their shit. They actually think that they are cool because they listen to that repulsive bullshit music. They're not! Remember, the young people who like listening to this shit music today will become the old farts of tomorrow! I would rather listen to Barry Manilow than that repulsive love song shit even though Barry Manilow's music sucks. I would even rather listen to Lawrence Welk than this love ballad shit. My parents enjoyed listening to Lawrence Welk, but at least they had the decency to not drive around in their car with Lawrence Welk cranked up to 10.

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I just can not understand how people can stand listening to these love ballads? This music is the worst of the worst mindless garbage that anyone can listen to. Even country music is preferable to that shit. I can't stand hearing people sing about romance and love. Love is something that doesn't even really exist and the love they sing about in those songs is phony love. Those songs are so out of touch with reality, it is impossible for someone to listen to and enjoy those songs with out dropping some qualudes or some other powerful mood altering drugs.

    The reason why so many young people like this kind of shit music is because the mainstream corporate media and record companies don't want them to think or have a conscience about anything other than meaningless bullshit. Back in the 1960s, young people were interested in organizing and smashing the state because a lot of the music that was popular and it was cool and it caused people to think critically about what was going on. Now, young people today are interested in embracing the state, because they listen to music that sucks. That's exactly how the corporate scum who control this country wants it to be.

     Why don't more people sing songs about masturbation! There are only a few songs about masturbation which includes a song called Post Mortal Ejaculation from Cannibal Corpse which is about auto-erotic asphyxia and the guy who sings the song mentions that he would like to hang himself while he beats off. Well, that is going a bit to the extreme, but there are so few songs that are actually about masturbation. There is another song from this female punk band and I forgot the name of the band, but she sings about how she would rather pleasure herself with her vibrator because she doesn't want to be with any more men. The only other song that comes close to talking about masturbation is that song from Monty Python called Every Sperm is Sacred. There is of course that song that Prince did in which he talks about masturbation, which got Susan Baker from the PMRC upset after her daughter bought the album because she was afraid that it would cause her daughter to start masturbating in her mansion.

      Now, if people have to sing love songs, why not make them more interesting? Have you ever noticed that no-one has ever written a love ballad for gay men? I don't know if any of you have heard of bare ass beach, which is a place along the river where gay men cruise for sex. I thought of a romantic gay love song called, I fell in love with Joe after he sucked my cock while I was down at the river. Maybe there ain't a market for gay love ballads, so I have thought of some good ways to make love ballads better for heterosexuals a lot more interesting. At least if a gay guy doesn't have much money, he can generally find a guy to date or even find a sugar daddy. Things are more difficult for straight men who have been nicked and dimed and they just can't afford to date girls, so I thought of a good love song called, I have to Beat off Because I can't Afford to get me a Ho! Here's another good romantic love song I came up with called, My Girlfriend was so drunk and then she got Diarrhea in my bed. No, that ain't right, but it would make a great Country and Western song! Here's another good romantic love song I came up with called, Girl, Before we make Love, Will you please wash your vagina. Another good name for a love song would be, Girl, our love will has grown so much closer since you had an abortion because I don't want to be no daddy! Here's another good name for a love song called, Girl, I am so glad that you have allergies because watching boogers come out of your nose really turns me on. If any of those songs might sound sexist in anyway, I thought of a good love song for either a girl or gay man to sing called, My Lover is a plastic penis because I can't stand men. Anyway, as I said before, I am disgusted with how so much of the new music these days sucks, but I hope that the day will come soon when cool music becomes popular again.

Some fucking assholes heckled Pat while he read this at the Artists Quarter in St. Paul, but it's part of Pat's 2002 vision of the world, which should NOT be censored!