Before I get started, I need to warn you that I am planning on saying a couple of bad things about the Minneapolis Police Department. I had an experience right outside the Southern Theater the last time I was here as I was looking for a parking space and someone was pulling out on the opposite side of the street, so I made a U-turn. I ain't sure if that was legal or not and the person was taking their time leaving that parking space, which caused me to partially block the intersection, while waiting to get into that parking space. A Minneapolis police car saw me and he shined a light in my face and I was so afraid that he was going to pull me over. Thankfully, they did not, probably because those cops were in a hurry to go and eat some doughnuts, so they didn't want to deal with me. There are many good reasons to be afraid of cops because a lot of police officers are assholes terrorists and thugs.

    I have so many interesting things to say about my experience with cops, but I'll talk about this, instead. I am the 3rd person to give this speech. The 1st person to give it was Martin Luther King. I won't mention the 2nd person who gave it. Anyway, I have a dream, that the Earth will be invaded by space aliens who will blow it up. The good news is the space aliens will take all the cool non-conformists on their spaceships to a better world. The space aliens will also take all the cats in the world on their spaceships too. Don't worry, the space aliens will provide the litter boxes. I actually got my idea from the Heaven's Gate cult. In most ways, they were just another stupid fucked up religion. I have mixed feelings about them getting castrated. I wish members of all dogmatic repressive religions would get themselves castrated. At least it would give themselves a chance to practice what they preach. The bad thing about castration is it causes people to lose interest in fucking, but that is a good thing too because it prevents men from getting women pregnant and overpopulating this already cluttered up planet with more people The thing is why castration? Why didn't members of the Heaven's Gate cult get sterilized? That way they could enjoy having orgasms and it will prevent a hot date from turning into a due date.

     Speaking of space aliens, I have been wondering for years now if space aliens have to take a shit? It's not a subject discussed very often in most science fiction movies. I have a dream that people won't have to take a shit anymore or if people must have a bowel movement, why not create a vaccine so it won't stink so bad why people take a dump? Just about every tragedy in this world is either directly or indirectly related to bowel movements because this world is controlled by Satan and it is Satan that causes it to stink so bad when people take a shit. People have told me that it is bacteria that causes it to stink so bad when people take a shit and it has nothing to do with Satan. Where do you think bacteria comes from? Even if space aliens do have to take a shit, I am willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that it doesn't stink or even if it does they are intelligent enough to be able to enjoy it.

     This world has been so fucked up for so long that I think that space aliens offer the only hope that this world will get any better, but it is still worth dreaming of a better world. A better world will start with better education, which is why I have a dream that the schools in this country will no longer suck, but in the real world, the schools in this country totally suck and they blow. I dream that the kids in our schools will get to watch videos or listen to speeches from Noam Chomsky talking about how the United States government sent troops into countless countries murdering and torturing people so multi-national corporations can make lots of money.

     I also dream that the schools of this country will teach kids empowerment, instead of how they have to be good obedient conformists who will have to serve and obey the corporate masturs who control our planet or else. How about teaching self sufficiency through self employment and have opportunities to gain skills from each other so they don't have to be dependent on going out to work for greedy, money grubbing scumfuck corporations who will treat them like shit and not pay them enough to live on. People can put the corporate criminal assholes that run this country out of business. Better yet, I have a dream that the schools of this country will play Personal Power tapes and CDs from Tony Robbins so kids will unleash their unlimited potential to create wealth and abundance in their lives, which will create a world that doesn't suck anymore.

         I also have a dream that I can watch the news without having my intelligence insulted with a bunch of sensationalistic fabricated bullshit, just so they can get ratings. Why don't they talk about something useful on the news like orgasms and masturbation? I knew someone who was started the Orgasm Liberation front who was almost naked when he jumped in on the 1995 gay pride parade shouting into a bull-horn making orgasm sounds. That caused a lot of lesbians who were watching laugh. The marshals were not amused. 1 of them got quite nasty and swore at him and said that he would have him arrested by his buddies at the fascist and corrupt Minneapolis police department. He told him that he wasn't supposed to be there because he didn't pay the $15 fee to be able to be in the parade, but they probably wouldn't have let in be in it anyway. That is the result of the corporatizing of gay pride. Gay Pride has turned Loring Park into a corporate theme park. The only reason that homosexuality is more tolerated is because people have realized that homosexuals are just as mediocre and as boring as heterosexuals. That is why I have a dream that there be an orgasm pride parade! I would love to see people walking down the street telling the world that they are proud when they have an orgasm!

     There is a major propaganda war waged against orgasms everywhere. I really hate that sign that I have seen at bus stops that says "a hot date can turn into a due date" without explaining many creative ways of preventing the "due date", which includes oral sex, anal sex, homosexuality, emergency contraception, sterilization and abortion. I was once watching Pat Robertson when this woman was talking about how badly she "sinned" after having an abortion and how guilty she felt. That is why I have a dream that there will be an abortion pride parade! I want to see women walking down the street telling the world that they had an abortion and they are proud of it! A good sign to carry during an abortion pride parade could say "save the planet, have an abortion". I dream that the pro-choice people will turn much more militant and tell these so called "pro lifers" and Republicans that they ain't going to put up with any more of their shit.

       Once I was at a job and a woman was getting ready to pop out a baby, so they decided to give her a baby shower. The good thing about that is there was a lot of delicious food for me to eat, but then it reminded me of breeding and it almost caused the food to come up. If there has to be baby showers, how about abortion showers? I would love to see an office party celebrating and paying tribute to a woman who has an abortion for the good deed she did by saving our planet from overpopulation. Another thing, I see lots of Hallmark cards congratulation a woman when she pops a baby. How about Hallmark cards that congratulate a woman when she has an abortion? I would be more than happy to get a woman a card congratulating her for having an abortion, but I haven't seen any. Well, until my dreams become a reality, the world will always suck, but hopefully they will, but an invasion from space aliens may be the only hope!

Now, if my dreams could become a reality, the world wouldn't suck any more, but most people are too fucking stupid to support my ideas, but they say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only 1 and it's time that people like me seize control of the world and get rid of all the bullshit once and for all.  In order to achieve that, lets go back ot my 2003 vision of the world page and get creative at make the world a better place for non-conformists!