12 year old Michael had a pretty good life. His parents were rich, he lived in the Pacific Heights section of San Francisco, and most of all, his parents were liberal. His parents were rich because they owned a company that did drag shows, and they made lots of money. They would frequently have transvestites and drag queens come over to the house.

       Despite that Michael's parents were stunned when he told them that he wanted to start wearing dresses and become a girl and have his name changed to Michelle. His parents were freaked out because he was only 12 years aid. Michael said to his parents, "You own a company that does drag shows." His mother told him, "that's for adults, 12 year old boys are not meant to be drag queens. Besides, I read ft in a book called "The Psychology of Cross Dressing". which said that it isn't normal for someone to start cross dressing at least until they turn 21."   Michael told his mother not to believe everything she reads. His mother told him that when he's a little older she'll give him dresses to wear and support his decision, but for now, he's not old enough to become a girl.

       Unfortunately, Michael didn't get the dresses, support, or even a support bra from his parents, because they were killed later that day when they were driving across the Golden Gate Bridge, because San Francisco was hit with an earthquake measuring 9.9 on the Richter scale, and the bridge fell apart. Unfortunately, for Michael's sake, he survived, because the remaining years of his life was pure hell.

       Meanwhile, in a small town in Texas, which is called Reaganville, which got its name as a salute to the former President after he croaked from a brain tumor in his colon. The reverend John Danko, from the First Baptist Church of Reaganville was celebrating because his prayers were answered. God finally got rid of San Francisco, praise Jesus.

      Reverend Danko went out to what was left of San Francisco to get people in Reaganville to adopt orphaned children. To be eligible, a parent must be a Republican and a born-again Christian with intent to convert your child into Republicans and born again Christians.

     What he said seemed strange because early that year Reaganville got hit by Hurricane Dick, which caused a giant statue of Ronald Reagan to fall on a station wagon full of nuns and kill them. Michael asked, "Why did that happen?" and the therapist said, "it is because there are queers and sodomites in this town and Jesus is sending a warning to the people of Reaganville to stop queers or Reaganville will be destroyed just like San Francisco."

       Michael couldn't stand school because everybody picked on him and treated him like shit  One of his biggest enemies was Tony Larseenia who was a real redneck, male chauvinistic, homophobic, prick who liked to refer to himself as a born again Christian who believes in "moral values".   Well, Tony (the born again Christian) constantly beat the shit out of Michael. Tony would also piss inside a squirt gun and shoot it at him and he constantly called Michael a faggot sissy.

     That's not all Tony did to Michael. Michael was lucky enough to have Tony in his gym class  NOT!   Michael got thrown Out Of his gym class after the teacher heard him call Tony a fucking asshole. Michael went to the locker room and Tony followed him. No one was in the locker room except Tony and Michael, so Tony (the born again Christian) raped Michael and fucked him up the ass against his will.   Tony told Michael that the reason he raped him was because it would make him turn straight.  It didn't.  Michael enjoyed being fucked up the ass, but not by Tony because he was a low life piece of trash scum. He was also an ugly fucker.

      Michael told his gym teacher that Tony raped him in the ass. He didn't believe him and said, 'Tony is an outstanding born again Christian who is a macho stud. He would never do a thing like that He's not a faggot sissy like you are".   At least Michael got a different reaction when he told his adopted mother stepmother about being raped. She said, That's what you get for being queer. If you were normal these things wouldn't happen to you.

       Tony didn't only treat Michael like shit He also treated his girlfriend Susan like shit too Tony (the born again Christian) constantly beat the she out of Susan, constantly tried to get into her pants and he called her a stupid bitch. She was for staying with him.  Susan said to Tony, "if you're such a good barn again Christian, then, why are you constantly trying to have sex with me before we're married? The Bible speaks out against that and that's a sin". Tony said, "Listen bitch, the Bible only speaks out against women and faggots from engaging in pre-marital sex, not real hot macho studs like me.  Now go stick your face between my legs and suck on my hot sausage, babe."  Susan decided to stay with him because she didn't think she could get another boyfriend.

      Michael's life got better temporarily after he met David, his lover. Michael acted like a queen everywhere he went and he told the world to fuck off if they didn't like ft.   His born again Christian homophobic Republican [Jesse Helms] parents noticed he was becoming a bigger queen everyday and they were upset because the therapy he had at the First Baptist Church of Reaganville failed to make him turn "normal'.

     Michael's stepmother was so upset about her son turning a queer, she decided to talk to Reverend Danko. Danko said, "Our therapy may have failed but there is a new form of therapy that cures homosexuality." Michael's mother said, "Praise Jesus." She asked, "how does ft get cured?"

      Reverend Danko told her about a psychiatrist who just started working in a mental Institution, nearby. His mother asked Reverend Danko, "What if he doesn't want to go?"Reverend Danko said, "Don't worry. Thanks to all the Republicans that were elected to the state legislature, a law was passed that says a parent has the right to have their child committed to a mental institution against their wiII if they turn out to be queer. But you better make sure you do it before he turns 18."

      She doesn't know and doesn't care that the treatment includes being injected with a drug that has gasoline and radiator fluid in it, which is likely to be fatal to most people who receive this treatment. The drug was approved by the Food and Drug Administration after the Republican President appointed born again Christians to run it. The president of the FDA said that if a person dies during treatment its God's Will and they can't be saved from being queer.

      Then one day when Michael came home, he had an unfriendly welcoming committee waiting for him. He was walking into the house with his arms around David and acting like a queen, and the police and paramedics from the mental institution were waiting for him. His adopted mother was there too. The mad doctors from the mental institution said, "Michael, your sexuality is not normal and we are here to take you somewhere to make you normal. If you learned to act macho, you would be much happier." Michael said, "You're full of shit you fucking bastard."

        His mother said, "Michael, I'm having you committed because you need tough love. This will make you turn into an all American God-Fearing Christian, and this would be best for you." Michael said to her while crying, screaming, and ranting and raving, "the reason you are doing this is because you're a fucking cunt." Michael then tried to run away, but the police caught him and he was injected with drugs and put under sedation by a doctor, that was wearing a button that says, "Just say no to Drugs."

      Michael is taken to the mental institution, where treatment begins immediately. The psychiatrist, Dr. Ruskin, injects him with the drug. Michael ends up going into seizures and then dies. His parents reaction was, he was queer and he got what he deserved. David was absolutely devastated and full of rage when he found out about Michael's death, and David knew that Dr. Ruskin is a madman who can get away with murdering people for being different, because the government is protecting him.

      Because David was so devastated over the loss of Michael, he came very close to committing suicide. He was about to swallow 3 bottles of sleeping pills, and wash it down with Jack Daniels, and just before he started to swallow the pills, a thought Game to his mind that said, 'Why destroy myself because there are fascist pigs in the world? Let's destroy the fascist pigs." He then threw bottle of Jack Daniels and smashed ft on the floor in a rage. He then took off driving like a maniac. He then went by the First Baptist Church of Reaganville and stopped. Because he was so full of rage, he broke into their office and started vandalizing things. After a while, he broke down and started crying. He then noticed a phone in the office, so he called the gay hotline. He talked to a counselor there to calm him down. After the counselor calmed down David, the counselor told him that he can bring Michael back to life. David said, "how?" The counselor said, "you need to burn red candies and then start masturbating. While masturbating, talk to spirits and concentrate on how much you loved Michael. If you concentrate hard enough, the spirits will put energy into your sperm as soon as you ejaculate. Then go to the morgue, and inject his body with your sperm. It will make Michael come back to life." David thought the counselor was just bullshitting him and he didn't trust him anymore than the counselor at the First Baptist Church of Reaganville. Besides, David was so devastated, he couldn't even get an erection, let alone get it up. The counselor told David about 900 sex phone numbers. David said, "Ain't that expensive?" and the counselor said, "You're at the office of the church, and you can call from there, and you can really get even with them by running up their phone bill." David called 1-900-HOT-GAYS and ft didn't do a thing for hirn. Then he called 1-900-HOT-SUCK and still nothing.   He then noticed a 900 number for people with a fetish with drag queens called 1-900-BOY-DRAG, but ft was the most expensive. It cost $50 to call that number for the first minute, and $10 each additional minute. David called and was an for an hour and he couldn't even get an erection. Then he heard something real kinky, got horny and started beating off and he concentrated on spirits and his love for Michael. After David came, he rushed over to the morgue and injected Michael. David was doubtful that it would work, but he felt better thinking about the phone bill that the First Baptist Church of Reaganville would get.

     Michael sneaks up an Dr. Ruskin and injects him with the same drug that he injected into him Dr. Ruskin really got to have a taste of his own medicine! After Michael kills Dr. Ruskin, he goes over and sneaks up on his homophobic adoptive parents and he chops them up with an axe.

       After Michael is done killing his homophobic adopted parents, he goes to a park which gay people cruise and he spots Reverend Danko sucking a man off in public. After the man comes in Reverend Danko's mouth, he turns alit to be an undercover cop and he arrested Reverend Danko. Michael walks up to the cop and slashes his throat.  Reverend Danko pleaded with Michael not to hurt him, but he sticks the knife between Reverend Danko's legs. Killer drag queens have no sympathy hypocrites and traitors.

      Michael then decided to pay a visit to his gym teacher who called him a faggot. It turns out that he was beating off in his office while looking at a picture of Tony naked that he took while he was taking a shower that he didn't know about. No wonder why he said Tony was a macho stud! Michael walked up to his gym teacher and hit him over the head with a baseball bat knocking him unconscious. He continued hitting him until his face was flattened like a pancake and very bloody.

       Michael walks by the First Baptist Church of Reaganville where they were having a prayer meeting an how to eliminate homosexuals. Tony would sure love to eliminate homosexuals, but as R turns out, he was to busy trying to rape Susan in his car in the parking lot of the church. Tony was beating the shit out of Susan and starting to rip off her clothes. Susan said, "stop that you fucking bastard, but Tony only continued to beat the shit out of him some more and he said, "listen bitch, I am the man and I know that you want it. Just stick your mouth between my legs and suck an my hot big package, babe. I'm the best". Michael walks up to him and sticks the knife between his legs and Susan thanked Michael for killing him. Susan said, "I wish you weren't gay, Michael because I wish you were my boyfriend". Michael wasn't interested in Susan, sexually, but Michael and Susan found a way to satisfy their sexual thrifts at the same time. Michael found Tony to be an ugly fucker when he was alive, but looking at his dead body was really starting to turn him on. Tony's dead body was turning Susan an too, so Michael and Susan decided to engage in a threesome with Tony's dead body. Michael fucked him in the ass, just to return the favor of what he did to him and Susan sucked the blood from out of his hot package, which she really found to be hot now that he was dead. The experience was enough to cause Susan to take up a new hobby which was necrophilia! She felt more love and comfort fucking a dead person than someone when they're alive. A dead body would love her unconditionally and they wouldn't treat her like shit either. As soon as Michael and Susan were done fucking Tony's dead body, Michael took a moulitar Cocktail and threw it into the First Baptist Church of Reaganville, killing everyone there. By this time, Michael figured that he had killed enough people and he just wanted to get the fuck out of Reaganville. As Michael and Susan were getting ready to leave Reaganville they happened to pass by Reaganville's only adult bookstore, which is called Reagan Books. A bunch of fascist pigs were Protesting trying to close down the bookstore. Once again, this got Michael riled up and he felt like going on a killing rampage One protester was holding a sign that says, "PORNOGRAPHY CAUSES MURDER".  Michael said "wrong, assholes and censorship cause murder" . Michael kills most of the protesters and says, "if you didn't fuck with freedom of speech, then you would still be alive'. Susan wanted to join Michael on his journey out of Reaganville, but Michael told her that he wanted to be alone for awhile. Susan told him that she didn't know what to by herself. Michael said, "look at all those fascist pigs I just killed who were trying to close down the bookstore. You can fuck their dead bodies". Susan said, that sounds like a great idea".

       Michael decided to go to Houston, while Susan stayed behind and fucked dead people, which she really enjoyed doing more than fucking people who were alive. On his way to Houston, Michael spots the Ku Klux Klan burning a cross Michael grabs their cross and bums many of them alive while some of them escaped, or so they think. Michael stalked everyone of those Klan members and took that cross and shoved A up each and everyone of their asses and killed them. Michael called Susan and told her that he killed members of the Ku Klux Klan out in a field and sure enough, Susan went out there and fucked the dead bodies of Ku Klux Klansmen and she enjoyed it very much.

      Once Michael arrived in Houston he went to a gay club. At the club, Michael got a rum and a coke. An undercover cap catches the bar tender serving him a drink. The club got raided for serving drinks to minors and the bar tender was arrested. Michael then started killing cops. He took off driving a police car. A chase began.

      Being injected with sperm only lasts for 48 hours before it wears off, and Michael's 48 hours was about up. After the injection wore off, Michael passed out and smashed the car into a police roadblock, which caused a few more cops to get killed. Michael didn't get hurt in the crash, but he was arrested and taken into custody. THE END.

      In Killer Queen-Part II, Michael has been sentenced to death by lethal injection.  David beats off and sneaks into the prison, switches the fatal poison to his sperm.  Michael is unknowingly injected with David's sperm and instead of dying, he becomes very powerful and kills people in prison.  He then escapes!  STAY TUNED

Pat didn't write Killer Queen-Part II, yet, but he wrote a lot of other cool stories, and I know that you can't wait to read the rest of Pat's wonderful stories!

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