SCHIZO-GAY-NIA

By Pat:

An Alternative Author

Introduction: History of World Human Sexuality

        Did you ever wonder why the world is so fucked up? Well, it's not the world, just the people living in it. Most people are robots who just go along with all the bullshit, without question, that has been imposed upon them, from the Government, the mass media, and the Church.

      The trouble all began thousands of years ago, when a bunch of fucking assholes, mostly religious fanatics of course, decided to get together and make rules on how everyone should live. They decided that people should live their lives according to their rules and not by what feels natural and human to them, especially sexuality, but the question to ask is, what happened to cause these fucking assholes to get together in the first place to condemn sex and especially homosexuality? Well, nobody knows, but I have a theory.

      It probably goes back to the days of cave men, and the ways that cave men had sex with each other. It started out because everyone had this natural instinct, built into them, which was, I'm horny and I want to fuck and suck people my way. The problem was, not everyone could suck and fuck their way, so this caused the first wars to break out. The winners would have the losers, suck their dicks. Not all the losers enjoyed sucking dick, especially because they would rather have their own dicks sucked, but they couldn't because, they lost the war. Many of the losers thought that sucking dick was disgusting, because pubic hairs would get stuck in their throats, and they would constantly have to have men shoot cum in their mouths. Many could not stand the taste of cum. This caused the losers to get pissed off at the winners. The losers would get together and gossip and condemn the men they had to suck off, because they said their cum smells and tastes bad. At that moment, the first hypocrisy was born, because the losers were condemning the winners for having cum that smells and tastes bad, but guess what? Their cum smelled and tasted bad too, and they knew it because they whacked off a lot, but they had to make themselves right, by denying that they beat off, and making the winners wrong for the smell and taste of their cum.

       One of the losers who was gay, liked to call himself, Homoboy. Homoboy enjoyed having men suck his dick, but he could not stand having to suck other men's dicks, but he had to because he was a loser. Having to suck dicks was enough to make Homoboy feel like puking his guts out, especially when the cum squirted down his throat.

       Homoboy and the other losers could not understand why it was their destiny to be forced to suck men off and have cum shoot in their mouths that smelled and tasted bad, but they came up with some ideas. They began to believe that it was forces from higher beings that put them in that predicament. They came up with 2 forces which are good and evil.

       Obviously, the word God came from the word good, but the losers changed the word good to God, so they can start a repressive religion. They knew, but wouldn't admit, that a repressive religion would be good for themselves, but bad for the people who have to abide by their rules, so they wanted to call the good force God, instead of good.

       As you know, the world started with Adam and Eve, which is one of the reasons why the world is fucked up, because Eve sinned by eating the forbidden fruit. The forbidden fruit was located right inside her cunt, and she ate it, after God told her not to. Her name was Eve, because the word Eve came from evil. If God had created Adam and Steve instead of Adam and Eve, the world would be a much better place than it is now!

       Well anyway, how did people find out about Adam and Eve? What happened was, Homoboy took acid. While having his acid trip, he was in the garden of Eden, which was a good acid trip. During his acid trip, he said, "wow man, I'm in a beautiful place man, far out man". He then saw 2 naked people, which were Adam and Eve. Homoboy was getting horny looking at Eve's pussy, but looking at Adam's dick didn't do a thing for him. Homoboy was saying to himself, "why am I gay? That dick is just a tiny little thing, how boring". Meanwhile, Eve's pussy looked like strawberries, grapes, apples and bananas, with spaghetti growing around it, yum yum.

        He then heard God talking to Adam and Eve and this is what he had to say. "Adam, you are not to touch Eve's pussy, no matter how tempting it may be and Eve, Your cunt is loaded with the holy fruit of the universe, the forbidden fruit, and you are not to touch it until I say so. If you touch it, your cunt that smells so good with that delicious fruit in it will rot and turn ugly. Your beautiful cunt will look like an ugly taco, with hair around it, that will smell like rotten fish and blood will come out of it once a month. If you eat the forbidden fruit, not only you, but all women will be punished with that fate at least until the 21st century. Also, the word "CUNT" is the most beautiful, couth and respectful word in the universe, but if you eat the forbidden fruit, the word "CUNT" will change from the most respected word in the universe to the most vulgar word in the universe. If you obey my command, it will be ok to say the word "CUNT" on tv, but if you eat the forbidden fruit, the word, "CUNT" will be one of the 7 words that you can't say on tv"! Eve thought that what God had said was a bunch of bullshit and Homoboy thought so too, but Eve picked the forbidden fruit out of her pussy and started eating it and horrible things began to happen to Homoboy because his good acid trip was turning bad.

      Eve's pussy turned into an ugly taco that smelled like rotten fish and blood started to gush out of it. He was getting nauseous looking at it, but he noticed that Adam's dick was getting bigger and bigger, and it made Homoboy very horny. He said, "Adam, stick that beautiful cock up my ass and fuck me good", but then, that dick turned into a snake and crawled into his ass. Then, more snakes were crawling into his ass, hundreds and thousands of them and they were all raping and biting him.

      At that point, Homoboy was overdosing on acid, but one of the winners saw him but the only way to save him was to induce vomiting, but he asked, How? He then came up with an idea. He decided to beat off on Homoboy's face and tried to force cum down his throat and it worked! He really puked his guts out, and his life was saved, but it would take him a few days to recover.

      Homoboy really felt like shit, after taking too much acid, but that acid trip gave him an idea, and that was to start writing the Bible, because that acid trip was meant to teach him how wrong it is to do anything that feels good. He went through that acid trip so he can organize a repressive religion. He got 2 main ideas from his acid trip. The first one was, when Eve failed to listen to God and picked fruit out of her pussy, was meant to tell him that there is a higher power of evil, which is known as, Satan! The other idea is, a person's genitals come from Satan! Adam was created by God, but it was Satan that put that dick between his legs! That is why his dick turned into snakes, when he asked Adam to fuck him! Therefore, what happened to him during his acid trip was meant to teach him that homosexuality is, therefore, evil. Because he believed that homosexuality was evil, Homoboy told everyone that he was no longer gay, but he was full of shit, because his dick continued to get hard while looking at other guys, but this time, he was ashamed of it.

       Homoboy got together with the other losers to share the experience of his acid trip. They realized that homosexuality was wrong, because of the experience of Homoboy's acid trip and they were forced to suck the winners off and have men shoot cum in their mouth that smelled and tasted bad. They were organizing and forming a new religion, so they can defeat the winners, but how? It was through prayers and chants. They chanted everyday, "Lord give us strength so we can defeat the queers". Then, God would supposedly give them ideas, on how to defeat the queers, but it wasn't really God. It was Satan disguising himself as God, but none the less, Satan gave the losers the power and another war broke out. With the strength of hypocrisy and Satan, the losers won the war and all the men, who forced the losers to suck their dicks, were tortured and put to death. Hallelujah, Praise the Lord! It caused religious fanatics to make themselves right and they gained control of the world, and the rest is history!

      Actually, only a small percentage of gay people would force men to suck them off, but it was enough for religious fanatics to create homophobia. The fact of the matter was, a lot of heterosexual men would force women to suck their dicks, but why didn't that create heterophobia? Seeing that the majority of people were straight, it was acceptable for men to force women to suck their dicks. It was also considered ok, because most men are macho, male chauvinistic assholes. Many of those men were religious fanatics, but it was ok to force their wives to suck their dicks because they were married to them.

      It is now the 21st century, but many people still believe many of the ideas that were created during the dark ages, thanks to religious fanatics. That is a major reason why gay people are still treated like shit.

       The one good thing about the present time is, many gay people have turned militant and started fighting against the scum who have treated them like shit for so long. Unfortunately, many other gay people would rather accept the opinions of assholes, and be ashamed of their natural feelings instead of feeling good about themselves. Because many gay people hate themselves so much, they turn mentally ill, not because they're gay, but because they can't deal with being gay. Not being able to deal with being gay will lead to a severe mental disorder, which is known as, Schizogaynia!

      One of the most severe cases of Schizogaynia occurred in Port St. Lucie, Florida from a man named John, who went berserk. He was gay, but tried to live the life of a "conservative", so society would accept him, which was only phony bullshit. John couldn't deal with the fact that his dick got hard looking at guys so he decided to become a hypocrite. John was offended every time he heard people talking about sexually explicit things. Let's explore the interesting life and times of John. Let's start with his childhood in chapter I