I don't know if I had mentioned this before, but I am a writer and I write some really weird, bizarre and disgusting stories. I will be talking about the events that have lead to me writing the stories that I have written. The 1st story that I wrote was called Killer Queen, which is about a drag queen who comes back from the dead and kills a bunch of people who deserve it. The thing that made my writing as cool and as interesting as it was is because of the cool people who have influenced me. I am grateful for the cool people who have influenced my writing. As I said before, in my previous lifetime, I was Laura Ingalls and I was duped into writing stuff that told it like it ain't, so the Gods of the universe punished me by having to be reincarnated as me in this lifetime, which pretty much sucks.
Thankfully, some cool people influenced me, like Steve Dahl, who was a disk jockey in Chicago who talked about things that other people would never talk about on the radio. Another person who really had an influence on me was George Carlin and I really enjoyed hearing him talk about the 7 words that you can't say on TV. You know what they are: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.Being exposed to cool movies helped influence my writing and I will mention my top 4 favorite movies of all time.It wasn't until after I became an adult that I was exposed to those wonderful movies. Pink Flamingoes was released in 1972, which was the worst year of my life I might add when I was only 8 years old. I wasn't lucky enough to have cool parents who would have taken me to see that wonderful movie which would have helped make 1972 a better year from me. Thankfully my parents didn't censor me from seeing cool TV shows like All in the Family and Maude, which is what some breeders do to make sure that their kids never get to be exposed to anything cool, but my parents would never let me see an "R" rated movie. I remember my brother decided to give me a Cheech and Chong tape on my 11th birthday and my mother was offended because they talked about a dog taking a crap on the floor and she was afraid that it would corrupt my fragile egg shell mind. I never even knew that dogs took a crap until I heard that tape! My mother made my brother take the tape back and gave me a Jim Croce tape instead, which was way cooler than Cheech and Chong, Yea Right! As I was growing up, even up until I was 17, my parents treated me like I was retarded and tried to shelter me and keep me from being exposed to anything that was cool because they were hoping that that would cause me to grow up to be as boring and mediocre as they are, but it backfired because of that, I am now addicted to smut. I had a lot of horrible and traumatic childhood experiences, but being exposed to smut was not 1 of them.4) Trick or Treat, which is the 4th coolest movie of all time, which is about a kid who is victimized by bullies while he goes to school, but he is devastated when his favorite rock star Sammy Kur is killed. He plays the record backwards and Sammy Kur comes back from the dead and gets even with the bullies who tormented him. I sure wish that I could have played a record backwards when I was a kid because I was picked on by bullies. Bullies are the lowest form of scum and it is fun to think about them being severely punished for the pain they have inflicted upon kids who happen to be different. That is why I am so proud of Eric and Dylan when they did their thing at Columbine to get even, but what they did would not have been nessasary if they were able to play a record backwords from 1 of their favorite dead rock n roll stars. It would have been so cool to bring Sid Vicious back from the dead.
3) Pink Flamingoes which is a John Waters film starring Divine is the 3rd greatest film of all time. In Pink Flamingoes Divine competes against Connie and Ray Marble as being the filthiest people alive. There are seens in the movie that will shock and horrify a lot of people such as cannibalism, all kinds of weird sex acts, but the best part of the whole film is when Divine eats dog shit. This is a must see film. I even ended up showing Pink Flamingoes to my parents and they discovered that I was sicker than they had originally had thought and my mother had to cover her eyes during the part when Divine eats dog shit. What happened was, I was still living in the Chicago area and I went to Florida with my parents. I told my brother's roommate that I brought a video of Pink Flamingoes with me and he said that he wanted to see the movie.2) Desperate Living, which is another John Waters film and it doesn't star Divine, but because of it's raunchiness, makes it a little bit better than Pink Flamingoes. The film starts out as a mentally deranged women just gets released from a mental institution, but she teams up with her maid and ends up killing her husband and then they escape. My favorite part of Desperate Living is when these 2 women are on the run and they end up getting stopped by a police officer who is a pervert and also realizes that these women are wanted for murder. The perverted police officer gives these 2 women an ultimatum. Either get arrested and end up going to prison or have them give him their panties. The women decide that it is better to give the police officer their panties and he ends up putting them on and beats off while wearing them. After the police officer is done shooting his load, he allows these women to escape but they must go to Mortville, in order to avoid prosecution, which is a city controlled under a fascist dictatorship. You will find this film at 1 of the cooler independent video stores and I highly recommend that you rent it.
1) The greatest film of all time is Liquid Sky. Liquid Sky is about an androgynous, bisexual punk rock woman who has a heroin tablet planted in her body from a space alien. Because of that, every time someone has sex with this woman, they end up dying as soon as they have an orgasm. The characters in this film are all sleazy and weird, but what I enjoy about this film is it combines al the coolest things that enjoy all in 1 film, which includes punk rockers, bisexuality, orgasms and space aliens. Watching this film gives some feeling of connection to another planet where everything is cool, unlike this planet in which most things suck, which is what makes Liquid Sky the greatest film of all time. Also, in order for a movie to be good, it is essential that the word "fuck" is used frequently in the dialogue, which occurs in all 4 of these films, but I must emphasize, that it takes more than using the word "fuck" frequently in the dialogue to make a film good because there are some movies where the word "fuck" is used a lot and the movie totally sucks.
Also I forgot to mention that watching Little House on the Prairie had a major influence on my writing too. Whenever I saw Laura Ingalls, I felt some kind of special connection to her, especially when she did the narration describing her experiences, but I just wasn't sure what it was. Now, I know what that was! I will talk more on what got my writing started next time.
I know that you can't wait to hear about the events leading to me writing stories part II or if you want go back to my 2002 vision of the world page to hear more of my wonderful teachings.