Woodstock is a cartoon character in an early cartoon called Charlie Brown. Unfortunately, it's also my name (?)... Fortunately, I hate not being informed which is why I started this site.

This one's easy:

1) I always wear a white fadora and white Long sleeved shirt.
2) If your not having fun, I'm the guy that randomly sits by you
3) I'm really really really tall (6'3")
4) And, this is me... Without my beautiful hat...