BATTLE IN THE PARK
May 30th, 2005
The scene opens up with Mack standing at the entrance to Carowinds. Behind him you can see the scaffold straddling the state line. For once Mack has on a business suit.
Mack: Welcome all to the World Wrestling Associations' first pay-per-view since its reopening. I do have some bad news before I continue; Dr. Death and Death Valley King were not able to make it tonight. El Mexico Mesterio and Edon Kover both won there match. But with them both being here, we don't want there talent to go to waist, so they will face each other in the Water Works section of the park. And due to time restraints, we will not have our race threw the park but we will see who can stay on the roller coaster the longest. And the coaster of choice is the Borg Assimilator. And the participants will be: Me, Rouk, Uncle Porker, Edon Kover, Rudy, and Cesar “the Clown”. Well I hope you enjoy the show, now our national anthem sung by sung by upcoming star Rudy the midget.
The camera turns and we see Rudy standing in the Paramount Pavilium. Rudy sings the song beautifully and finishes with a bow. The camera then zooms in on Jim Roberts and Tim Stocks sitting at a desk.
Tim Stocks: Welcome all the Battle in the Park. Have we got a great show for you. The world title and the arena titles are on the line. As well, we get to see the retired Nightmare back in action.
Jim: That's right. This is so great every match tonight is no dq and without a ring.
Tim: That's right, the only match with somewhat of a ring is the scaffold match for the Arena Title. And that is still not that great of one.
The camera shows the scaffold over the state line and over the entrance way bridge. The ring is slimmer the usual so that it could fit on the bride. On the ground below the bridge are rows of tables stacked on each other to being it up to ground level.
Jim: That just looks nasty. I bet 50 to 1 that someone goes threw those tables tonight.
Tim: We shall see, but lets get to our first match. Rouk verses Uncle Porker verses Mister Whitey verses Alba Meira.
The camera zooms to the Carolina Boardwalk and the match starts. The match starts off with lock-ups. Rouk and Meira lock up, with Meira getting the advantage. Porker kicks Meira hard in the face, but is met with a swift kick to the ribs by Mr. Whitey. Mr. Whitey ducks a punch for Rouk and knocks him down with a Yakuza Kick.
Tim: Watch out for Whitey! He's dangerous with those Yakuza Kicks!
Jim: Come on!! I want to see some blood here!
Rouk quickly collects himself, and climbs up to a roof. Porker catches a signal and knocks over Mr. Whitey with a left over 2x4. Mr Whitey is sprawled out, and Porker quickly wedges a chair under Mr. Whiteys neck. Rouk does a Swanton Bomb from the roof, smashing Whitey's throat into the chair. Whitey begins to cough up blood, and finally goes unconscious. Rouk goes for a pin but out of nowhere Alba Meira picks him up, and slams him down with a SideWalk Slam, breaking the pin. Porker picks Alba Meira up for a Powerbomb, but Alba turns it into a hurricarana.
Tim: Did you see that!? Jim..Jim!
Jim: Man that beer is good.
Rouk begins giving swift kicks to Alba Meira. Alba tries to move backwards but Porker clumbs Alba in the back of the head with a rock. Rouk looks at Mr. Whitey who is still knocked out, blood dripping from his mouth. Rouk and uncle porker lock up, and surprisingly Uncle Porker gets the upper hand, sending right jabs to Rouk, Rouk scores a huge kick, and sends porker flat to the ground. Rouk begins to climb to the highest roof at the boardwalk. Looking at Porker, and looks in Terror as Whitey pulls himself over Porker for a pin…1…2
Tim: This is it!
Rouk makes a miraculous dive from the roof, and breaks the pin with a missile dropkick just before the 3 count is given.
Tim: MY GOD! How impressive is that!
Jim: The beer makes it even better!
Rouk connects with both Uncle Porker and Mr. Whitey sending them flying backwards. Rouk connects hard with the ground, and struggles to get up. Alba Meira is standing over him waiting for the perfect time. Alba Meira grabs him by the neck, and braces him for the drop.
Tim: Unending Darkness! This could be it!
Porker spears Alba Meira, dropping Rouk. Mr. Whitey comes in and gives a hard Yakuza Kick to Uncle Porker. Uncle Porker falls down, and Rouk quickly picks up Mr. Whitey and connects with an F-5. Whitey smashes into the ground, and Rouk pins him.1…2…3!
Alba Meira moves to see if the match is over, and spits in disgust. Blood covers Rouk's face as he raises his hands in victory.
Tim: Rouk did it! Rouk did it!
Jim: If you ask me, that match was awesome!
Tim: That was great. This is a good way to start tonight off with. Full of action.
Jim: To bad out next match doesn't have Eve and Kloe in tight bathing suits. But noooo…we have to see Edon Kover and El Mesico Mesterio fight in the water park.
Tim: Yeah this is Edon's first match in the WWA.
Jim: So that means that Mesterio will have an easy time with him.
Tim: You never know, lets get to the water park.
The camera fades in on Edon and Mesterio starting in the center of the water park near the kids shallow section. The bell rings and they start going at each other. Mesterio gets a quick takedown into a arm bar. They get up and Edon tackles Mesterio into the shallow section. Mesterio's back hits the concrete floor hard while Edons head hit it busting it up. The two mean continue to fight while the giant bucket above start to feel up. Mesterio body slams Edon into the water. He then lays on top of him and start laying punches into him. Bubbles start coming up and the water turns red.
Tim: He is going to kill him.
Jim: I would be more worried about the bucket, its about to tip.
Just like Jim said the bucket starts to fall over with 300 gallons of water pouring out suddenly. Mesterio jumps out of the way but Edon gets hit right on and gets forced once again to the ground. After the water stop, Edon's body floats up and he is not moving. The match is called and paramedics come out and check on Edon.
Tim: Well El Mexico Mesterio won but at what cost. I think someone is going to get seriously hurt tonight.
Jim: God I hope so…that would be alsome.
Tim: You are disturbed. But up next we have Dante's Inferno.
("Dig" by Mudvayne hits the PA and Dante makes his way to the ring with Jessica at his side. They slide into the ring which is now decorated up. The red rug covers the whole ring. On the rug sit 3 chairs, with a small square table between them. 2 chairs on one side, 1 chair on the other. A TV monitor sits behind the chairs and table. A few props are set up in the ring as well, they are in the shape of flames. A banner hangs from the monitor and it reads "Dante's Inferno". He and Jessica take a seat and Dante picks up a mic.)
Dante: Tonight, in this very ring, you will see one of the greatest wrestling talk shows ever. And not a better place to debut it than on Pay Per View. Rumors have been flying around backstage as to who will be my first guest. Biohazard was originally scheduled to be here but couldn't make it. So I invited one of my close friends on the show...here he is..Nightmare!!
(Nightmare makes his way to the ring where he shakes Dante's hand and takes a seat in the empty chair.)
Dante: Nightmare, welcome to the very first edition of...Dante's
Inferno!
Nightmare: Thanks Dante. It has been a while. How have you been?
Dante: Been good, long time no chat. So, how do you feel about being the first guest ever on Dante's Inferno?
Nightmare: It is an honor, and who else would you have on the first show. Other than me, Night f'in mare
Dante: Thats a good point. You were my first ally and friend here in
WWA as well. Anyway, now that you are retired...what have you been in to?
Nightmare: Well, as you tonight I have a match against Ashe Hahn. Which
will be no easy task. But other than that, I'm helping Mack with things
behind the scenes, but the main thing is me focusing on making the WWA Arena Division better than ever.
Dante: Right, how do you plan on helping out the Arena division?
Training the stars? booking?
Nightmare: I'm planning on making the Arena Division as big as the
Heavyweight. Cause the Arena guys put their bodies on the line more
than the Heavyweight guys. Plus I will focus on making some of the guys better, train them as you said, and make them prove to me they deserve a Title shot against Kash or whoever has the Arena title at that present moment.
Dante: Sounds like a good plan, good luck to your endeavors
there..Also, your match with Ashe Hahn tonight. What do you think of him?
Nightmare: Ashe Hahn, he reminds me of a younger reverse version of me.
He is against everything I do, hates everything I do. But in reality he is a hypocrite, just waiting for the end of his day to come. And that day will be tonight.
Dante: What do you plan on doing to counter his style?
Nightmare: Plan on doing, HELL i don't know what I'm capable of. I've
got ring rust. Haven't wrestled in a while. Yeah, I've kept in shape, but this Ashe guy is young, and a speedster. I will just have to ground his attacks, and use what I have. And that is the mind games, you know what I mean?
Dante: Oh yes, I'm very familiar with the term Mind Games..
Nightmare: Who in your opinion was the master of them?
Dante: Hmm..well, there were so many of them..you, me, Mortiis,
Tubb...the list goes on. To chose just one wouldn't do the others justice...who do you think it is?
Nightmare: In my opinion, even though I hate to admit it.. (sighs) Tubb
Weaver, my brother. But I would have to say that I've prove to be the
better 'mind game' player. I've mastermind numerous plats, and ploys. You were involved in some of them.
Dante: Yes, yes, I remember a few of them...what do you believe was
your greatest one to date?
Nightmare: I got a couple in mind. The time that Tubb Weaver and I
revealed that we were brothers. When you and I formed numerous stables but somehow someone had to throw a wrench into the mix. But I think one of my best works was with Freddy, and how I burned that S. O. B. He got his revenge, but I had the last laugh. Do you remember all the stables we tried to form, names, members, and what not?
Dante: Give me a second
(He leans back for a moment)
Dante: Army of Darkness Original, You, Me, Duke, Sarah, HCK, Mortiis.
Then there was a few more re-incarnation of A.O.D. With Scooby, Zach, and Acid thrown into the mix as well...then we had Horsemen of the Apocalypse, You, Me, Mortiis, Tubb....Then I had one of Me, Zach, and STW...Oh the horror..
Nightmare: I think H. O. A. was probably one of the best stables ever
formed. But personal things got in the way of that stable becoming the
most dominate force since... 4 Horseman... DX... Ministry/ Corporation...
Dante: That is very true
Nightmare: Dante. You and I go way back. I've been in the WWA since the
beginning. Maybe a week or two later, but I've seen the WWA change for
god and worse. We have been friends through it all.
Dante: Yes, you can't deny that..now if expect me to hug or kiss you,
you can forget it.
(He laughs)
Nightmare: No, and if you would think about it. I would kick your ass.
Something that the WWA has never seen before. Dante vs. Nightmare. Two
of the biggest legends in the WWA. But it will never happen. We are both retired. (sadistic laugh)
Dante: (Laughs) Yes, yes, that would be a match for everyone to see.
Who knows? It could happen eventually.
Nightmare: (yawn) I'm not afraid of you, and your not afraid of me. It
Just seems that every time I want to retire someone calls me out. I would feel honored to wrestle you. But this retiring thing... and then un retiring... is kind of getting old. You know what I mean?
Dante: Yes, I have done it 3 times..what about you?
Nightmare: I don't have that many fingers to count. Too many.
Dante: So true...Oh crap..we got off subject again...took a trip down
memory lane eh? Anyway, back to what we originally were talking about. This new WWA, what do you think of the rising stars?
Nightmare: Name them, and I will respond.
Dante: Ok, first off. Zach Robinson?
Nightmare: Zach, good old buddy, Zach. He will get the world title real
soon. I see good things coming his way. He followed us for the longest
time. (sadistic laugh) even though he won't admit to it. He knew that if he followed us, he would become a huge star. and it worked.
Dante: Can't argue with success...now, onto the current Arena Champ,
Kash.
Nightmare: I've beaten him in my last match in the WWA. It was for the
Arena Championship. I'd hate to admit this. But I destroyed the poor kid. I think that match was a rude awakening for him. Sort of like he woke up from a 'bad dream' and now he is kicking ass.
Dante: I know he is..he kicked mine...supposedly...anyway moving
on...Edon Kover
Nightmare: Hasn't proven me anything as of yet. He talks the big talk,
but hasn't walked the walk yet. Let him face someone that has proven
themselves, and then I will get back to you on him.
Dante: Yes..rookie...lets see..how about EMM?
Nightmare: EMM, he has gotten better every time I've seen him. I see big
things for him in time.
Dante: I agree..how about DVK?
Nightmare: Same as EMM... but he has a better sense in the ring.
Dante: True,he WAS a heavyweight champ..gave me a good match I'll
admit...Next we got..Rouk.
Nightmare: do you mean JJ?
Dante: Nope,I'll get to him in a second. Rouk of the Death Defiers
Nightmare: He teams with Uncle Porker, correct?
Dante: Yes
Nightmare: Rouk, and Uncle Porker are one of the funniest tag teams
every. If you need a laugh watch a tag match with those two.
Dante: Heh heh...umm JJ Rock?
Nightmare: When I think of the next big thing, JJ Rock comes to my
mind. If he can focus on being the World Champ, I see him being one of the greats in the WWA. But that will all depend on how he handles himself in the ring, and outside of it. Respect comes to those who give and take the same way.
Dante: Yes, hmm..who should we do next...how about Cyprus and Scorpio
Murphey?
Nightmare: No offense Dante, but are we going to go through with the
whole WWA roster?
Dante: Nope, scratch Cyprus and Scorpio, lets skip ahead....Now..last
but not least..Sean Todd Wilde!
Nightmare: The most annoyingness person in the whole wide world. That
has never beaten me fairly. I have one up on him. Yeah, you did have a play in that. But I didn't need your help. I had him beat, but you wanted me to punish him more. I have to admit, STW has proven himself as of late. I see him becoming a multi time WWA World Champ.
Dante: And I agree. As much as I despise him...he will be a world
champion..and yes, a multi-time champion...as far as our record. He
beat me once, When I didn't have a focus mind in the match due to Jessica being ill...he also used a cheap tactics as well. The second time he won the Title, he never pinned me either..I'm not sure if we have fought any other times though..anyway, WWA looks to have a bright future..right?
Nightmare: Yeah, with Mack, BIO back, you and me behind the scenes
things are looking good. We just need to get some more people in here to make things more interesting.
Dante: That's where I step in..I have tried to get numerous people to
join..but to no avail..but that isn't a problem. We also have two
newcomers on the scene..Punk Ass Joker and Franchise.
Nightmare: I have no say on them at this point. In time I will.
Dante: As with me also..good luck to them in WWA...it ain't easy.
Dante: Well, thats about all the time we have for tonight..tune in next
time to see another edition of Dante's Inferno!
The camera fades out and back onto Jim and Tim.
Jim: Those two just scare the crap out of me. That is something that you don't want to wake up too.
Tim: They are both very dark. But Dante has lightened up since his retirement. Our next match is probly the most dangerous one of the night. Scorpio Murphy verses Cyprus verses Kash for the Arena Title.
Jim: I still say Kash is the rightful title holder. He got cheated out of it.
Tim: Well that's part of being in the Arena Division…no rules.
Jim: Well tonight everything is no rules. But I think we are ready for the next match.
The camera zooms past Tim and Jim as they turn to look at the scaffold. All three participants are on top of the scaffold. Murphy and Cyprus are on the ends and Kash is set in the middle of it. All three men are getting there balance when the bell rings. Cyprus makes his way over to Kash and the two lock up. Scorpio moves in close to them and hits a low blow on Kash. Kash release the lock up with Cyprus and Cyprus takes advantage of it. Cyprus does a scoop power slam and slams him on the scaffold. When Cyprus stands up he is meet with a drop kick from Murphy. Cyprus stumbles back, trips over Kash and hits the scaffold and roles over the side and takes the long plunge to the ring below. He hits the mat hard and bounces and lays there for a little bit. Scoprio barely keeps his balance and he lands on the scaffold stomach down from the drop kick. He stands up and meets Kash. The two start throwing punches back and forth. Kash gets a slight upper hand and hits the Kash Chip.
Tim: I have no idea how they are staying up there.
After the move, Scorpio is laying perpendicular to the scaffold and is barely on. Down below Cyprus is starting to move and grabs a pole lying on the ground and slowly makes his way back up the scaffold.
Jim: That does not look good. Scorpio Murphy is about off and Cyprus is heading up there with a pole. What is Kash doing he has pulled out some type of rope.
Kash had pulled out a rope and was tying it to the scaffold. Once he gets it secured he holds to the other end and gets a running start. He goes for the signature running leg drop. But when he gets to where Murphy would be, he moves out of the way and Kash falls. The rope catches him and Kash just hangs there. Scorpio finds another rope and ties it off. He jumps off the other side and with all the momentum he kicks Kash right in the chest. Kash goes flying off the rope and misses the ring and plows threw the tables on the other side of the bridge. The refs check Kash and he is out.
Tim: OH MY GOD!! I hope he is okay. That looked like it killed him.
Jim: That was *@$!^&#$ alsome. I never expected something like that.
Scorpio starts climbing the rope to the top of the scaffold as Cyprus gets up there too. The two men get up at the same time. They are moving a lot slower. Cyprus has blood coming from hit head from the fall before. Murphy moves in to Cyprus , while he dodges the pole. He hits Cyprus in the gut. Cyprus brings the pole down onto the back of Scorpio. Scorpio goes down to one knee. Cyprus steps back and takes a swing at Scorpios head and connects in the temple. His head starts bleeding immediately and his body goes limp as it falls off the edge. It looks like a rag doll as it falls to the ring. When Murphy lands his leg breaks and you can see some of the bone sticking out.
Jim: Cyprus has won the Arena Title. I cannot belive it.
Tim: Something is up with Cyprus .
Cyprus stands up top and starts turning white. The blood from his head is just pouring out. Cyprus starts rocking and passes out from the loss of blood. He hits the scaffold and once again falls to the ring below. Paramedics come running out and take Murphy and Cyprus to the hospital immediately. Road workers come out and start digging threw the wreckage of the tables for Kash. After a while of searching, they pull Kash out who is also bloodied up and has pieces of wood sticking in him. He walks to the ambulance under his own will and heads to the hospital.
Jim: That match was just….I cannot describe it.
Tim: I don't like it. I hope these three men will be okay.
Mack comes walking out onto his podium again. This time he has he white t-shirt on but still has the business suits pants and shoes on.
Mack: I have a few more comments that have to be made. I just got off the phone with the World Wrestling Association's lawyers and they said that the government is forcing the steroids testing onto all sports now. But I am sure that none of the wrestlers here in the WWA have anything to worry about. When they signed there contract it stated that, “if they were ever to be tested positive for steroids, that there WWA contract would be revoked and they would be fined $5,000. But to make the government happy everyone will be tested that works for the WWA and the results will be found out by the next Showdown. Now on to Battle in the Park news, due to matches as of late the roller coaster challenge is going to be between Rudy and Cesar the Clown. Now let's go see the action.
The camera goes to the Borg Assimilator. Cesar and Rudy are strapped in and the seat lowers back. The coaster starts going up the ramp and gets to the peck when it rolls over and you start looking at the ground. The coaster starts moving fast and you hear Rudy screaming for dear life. It hits the first loop and stops midway. The camera goes back to Mack and he has a phone to his ear. He puts it down and speaks again.
Mack: Well due to Cesar's enormous weight, the coaster has stopped. So the winner of the WWA first Roller Coaster challenge is the Roller Coaster…Yeah that works…lets get back to the action.
The camera then goes to the animation station area of the park. It goes threw a door, down some steps, and threw another door to a boiler room. Nightmare and Ashe Hahn are standing there. The room is already burning hot and the furnaces were blazing. When the door closes behind the camera man, you can hear the electricity fire up on the door and the bell rings. Nightmare quickly gets the upper hand by kneeing Ashe in the gut and then slinging him head first into a brick wall. Ashe's head bounces off and is busted up. The fire reflects off of Nightmare's eyes and it looks like fire is shooting out of them. He grabs Ashe's face and rubs it's against the wall once again. Ashe elbows Nightmare in the guts and walks away. Nightmare gets his composer again and runs over Hahn with a clothesline. He gets to the side and waits for Hahn to get up again. When Hahn stands he hits with another clothesline. The two men are sweating profusely for the heat. A cloth comes up and whites some condensation off the lenses of the camera. Once again when Hahn stands up Nightmare tries to clothesline him, but Hahn gets a drop toe hold sending Nightmare's face hard into the concrete ground. He comes up and his nose is busted up. Hahn picks Nightmare up and slings him to a wall near the furnace. He picks up a pipe on the way over there and takes out one of Nightmare's knees with a swing of the pipe. Nightmare crumbles over in pain. Hahn then steps back and runs towards Nightmare and hits him with a knee right in the mouth. One of Nightmare's teeth can be seen falling out. Hahn goes to pick Nightmare up, but Nightmare hits him with a last minutes low blow and then a ddt. When Hahn hits, his legs lands on one of the furnaces and Hahn rolls away in pain. Nightmare slowly gets up and locks in a Bostin crab on Hahn's burnt leg. Hahn pushes him off and starts to stand. Nightmare runs at him and Hahn flips him over his back near the main door. Nightmare lays there in a pool of his own blood with sweet dripping off him. Hahn goes over to him and locks in a sleeper hold. Nightmare tries to fight it but only gets the hold tightened on him as he struggles to get up. As a last ditch move, Nightmare stands up and jumps back first into the door. When Hahn touches the door you can see the electricity paces threw his body and his mussels tighten, chocking the life out of Nightmare. After a few minutes Nightmare's body goes lifeless and falls to the cold floor with the fried Hahn on top of him. The match is called with no clear winner. The electricity gets turned off the door and paramedics come rushing in and takes them away on stretchers. They are performing CPR to both men. The camera goes back to Jim and Tim.
Tim: Well I hope Mack is happy, he has almost killed two of his best talent.
Jim: Did you see Ashe twitching when they were carrying him away. That is soooo cool.
Tim: You sick freak. I am glade this night is almost over.
Jim: This nest match sound be the best, there is so much hatred between each of the men in it.
Tim: I am just getting word, that Mack has made this an elimination match.
The camera goes to the Nickelodeon Center and we see Moe Hunter, Sean Todd Wilde, Zach Robinson, and JJ Rock all standing across from each other in the middle of the Nickelodeon Center . The bell rings and Sean Todd and Zach lock up. Moe quickly tackles JJ to the ground and starts laying punches into him. Sean Todd and Zach make there way down the road a little bit towards the Blues Clues stage. They battle on the stage trading punches and different slams. Moe and JJ are battling were the match started at. Moe throws JJ into a knock down the blocks game. JJ flips over the counter and Moe moves in to get him again. JJ pops up and starts throwing softballs at Moe and some of the block too. Moe stumbles back a few steps then just charges, jumps over the counter, and tackles JJ threw some of the tables and blocks. The two men battle in the wreckage.
Sean Todd and Zach still throw punches at one another. Zach ducks a punch and picks Sean Todd up with ease and throws him they a plywood backdrop that looks like the Blues Clue's living room. Sean Todd stumbles out with scratches over his back and face with blood coming out of them. They lock up again and Zach hits a suplex into the first two rows of concert benches. When Sean Todd roles off of them there is a crack where his back hit. Zach goes to lift Sean Todd up but Sean pushes off and hits Zach with a clothes line that send both men threw the Blues Clue's chair set up on the stage.
The camera goes back to Moe and JJ, they are now near the Wild Thornberry's Rollercoaster. You can see Reed “the Tank from the Bank” Bronson in the background, making sure no one comes in and attack Moe from behind. JJ and Moe are both busted up from going threw many other games and some stand up figures. JJ grabs Moe's head and throws him face first into the Wild Thornberry's RV. Moe bounces off and JJ goes for a pin…1…2…Moe kick out. JJ picks Moe up but Moe gets free and hits the Crane Style Combo. JJ stumbles back against the RV and Moe hits a splash onto him. JJ hits the ground and Moe picks him up for a modified Soulnado and then the pin. 1…2…3.
Tim: JJ Rock is out, well now we are for sure going to have a new World Champion no matter what.
Moe makes his way to the Blue Clue's area but collapses at the Sponge Bob Square Pants section. Sean Todd is laying punches into Zach in the Blue's Clues area. He slams him head first into the concrete benches. He pulls Zach head up and blood is just pouring down it. He then rolls Zach over and just lays punches into him. He pulls Zach to his feet and tires to go for the Border City Stretch but Zach blocks it and hits Sean Todd in the throat and picks him up for the Terror Wakes.
Jim: This could be it, even though I don't know where he would throw him on with there being no turnbuckles anywhere.
Zach power bombs Sean Todd threw a statue of Blue on the stage. The statue shatters as Sean Todd's body does the same. Zach goes for the pin. 1…2…3.
Tim: Sean Todd Wilde, the legend killer has been eliminated.
Zach makes his way out of the Blues Clues area and sees Moe lying in the Sponge Bob area. He runs over to him and hopes for a quick pin. Reed “the Tank from the Bank” Bronson see Zach run up and thinks its someone trying to interfere in the match. He grabs a piece of pole from a broken street lamp and makes his way to Zach who is laying punches into Moe. Reed pulls Zach off and hits him in the ribs with the pole. Zach punches back and spins Reed around. When Reed spins around he nails Zach with the pole in the back of the neck and Zach goes down. Moe comes two with Reed laying into Zach torso with the pole. Moe pulls Reed of Zach and tells him that he was in the match. Reed lowers his head and walks away. Moe picks Zach up and slams him threw a Sponge Bob picture both. He then picks him up and hits the Freezer Burn and locks in the STF. Zach tires to fight it. He stay locked in it for about five minutes but cannot break free and taps out.
Tim: OH MY…MOE HAS FINALLY WON THE TITLE!!
Jim: That has to be the best match of the night. Congrats to Moe on his win.
Tim: Thank you all for turning in and watching the World Wrestling Association's Battle in the Park.
The camera fades out with Moe lifting up the World Title.
