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(Live from Memorial Arena in Victoria, British Columbia, WWWCW presents THUNDER! To start the show, a promo is shown of the return of Italian Stallion this past Monday on Nitro. The camera cuts back to the arena, and fireworks explode from the stage, as Thunder begins)

("Dragula" by Rob Zombie hits the speakers, and the crowd rises to their feet, giving a loud, mixed reaction to the WWWCW World Heavyweight Champion. Death Warrent appears from behind the curtain, and makes his way down to the ring. He enters the ring, and takes a mic out of his jacket pocket)

DW: You know Stallion, I know you've only been back for a couple days now, but it already seems like an eternity. You just have certain ways of knowing how to piss a person off. You dodged a bullet tonight by not being booked in a match, but let me tell you, if you get out of line tonight, you'll get a pretty quick reminder of what the canvas tastes like. As for you Mike Awesome, I've never really had a problem with you in the past, but tonight, you're trying to take something that's mine, and that's a big no-no in my books. And Johnny Canuck. You can bet our paths will cross again, that is ofcourse, if Ryan Kaige doesn't kill you tonight. Canuck, what you fail to realize is-

("Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix hits the speakers, and the fans rise to their feet giving Johnny Canuck a loud, mixed reaction, much like Death Warrent's. Canuck comes out on the Nitro stage, with a mic)

JC: You know Death Warrent, I was sitting in the back, and I came to a decision. I dont know when the Maltby's are gonna put us in another match together, but as far as I'm concerned, I dont have the desire to wait. Let's do this now.

(Johnny Canuck drops his mic, and comes charging to the ring. Just then, Ryan Kaige comes running out of the entrance way, and attacks Canuck from behind. He throws Canuck in the ring, and Death Warrent starts stomping JC. Kaige enters the ring, and joins the beating. Just then, "Body Count" by Ice T hits the speakers, and Italian Stallion comes charging down to the ring. He slides in the ring, and Death Warrent and Ryan Kaige quickly leave the ring, leaving a beaten Johnny Canuck in the middle of the ring. Warrent and Kaige head up the rampway, laughing at their accomplishment, as Italian Stallion stands in the ring, visably angry, pointing and yelling at the duo. Thunder goes to commercial)

(Thunder returns from commercial, and we join Tony Schiavone and Mark Madden)

Schiavone: Mark what we've just seen here is unbelievable, Italian Stallion, coming to the aid of Johnny Canuck.

Madden: Tony, Italian Stallion had no business coming down to the ring. That was between Johnny Canuck, and Death Warrent.

Schiavone: Then what was Ryan Kaige doing down there?

Madden: He was trying to break up the fight! Plain and simple!

Schiavone: *looks at Madden, confused* Fans, tonight on Thunder, we've got 2 huge match-ups for you. Death Warrent battles Mike Awesome for the World Title, and Ryan Kaige takes on Johnny Canuck with Italian Stallion as the special guest referee.

Madden: Stallion has no business in this match. I'm predicting a win by Johnny Canuck, thanks to our bias referee, Stallion!

Schiavone: Also tonight on Thunder, John Casey puts the Intercontinental Title on the line against Ken Shamrock, Blitzkrieg takes on Cataclysm in a Falls Count Anywhere match, and Havoc members Crypt Keeper & Destroyer take on Trinity in a handicapped match.

("For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica hits the speakers, and Hell Knight comes to the ring, to kick off our first match on Thunder)

Hell Knight vs The Judge
*They lock up. Hell Knight whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it. The Judge hits Hell Knight with a boot to the face. The Judge hits Hell Knight with a legdrop. Judge picks up HK, and hits him with a piledriver. Judge picks up Hell Knight, and whips him off the ropes, but Hell Knight reverses it, and hits the Judge with a belly to belly suplex. Both men get back to their feet quickly, and Judge nails HK with a clothesline. Judge whips HK off the ropes, picks him up, and nails him with a powerslam. He goes for the pin, 1...2...kickout! The Judge hits Hell Knight with a bodyslam, and follows it up with an elbow drop. He makes the pin, 1...2...shoulder up! He picks up Hell Knight, and throws him off the ropes. HK ducks a clothesline attempt, and comes with a flying forearm. He makes the pin, 1...2...kickout! At this point, Mike Awesome starts to make his way down to the ring. Hell Knight goes to throw the Judge off the ropes, but he reverses it. Hell Knight bounces off the ropes, but is tripped up by Awesome. Hell Knight stumbles into the Judge, who nails him with the Death Sentence. He makes the pin, 1...2...3! Awesome comes in the ring, and starts stomping Hell Knight, along with the Judge. Death Warrent then comes running down to the ring, clotheslining Awesome over the top, and doing the same to the Judge*
The Judge defeated Hell Knight by pinfall

(Backstage, Death Warrent and Ryan Kaige are shown talking in their dressing room. Cataclysm is then shown in Maltby's office. He insists that Markus change the match stipulations. He believes in a fair clean match, which a falls count anywhere stipulation doesn't allow for. Markus looks at him funny, and tells him to get the hell out of his office)

Blitzkrieg vs Cataclysm - Falls Count Anywhere
*With Cataclysm being the "3WCW's Morals", he would have to put them aside tonight against Blitzkrieg, in the falls count anywhere match, if he wanted to stand any chance against Blitzkrieg, and the foriegn objects this match contains. They lock up. Cataclysm whips Blitzkrieg into the ropes. Cataclysm misses with a clothesline. Blitzkrieg hits Cataclysm with a clothesline. Blitzkrieg goes for a leg drop, but Cataclysm moves out of the way. Blitzkrieg gets up, and is nailed with a series of punches from Cataclysm. Cataclysm sends Blitzkrieg into the turnbuckle, and follows him in with a clothesline. Cataclysm tosses Blitzkrieg off the ropes, but he jumps of Cataclysm's back, and tries to bring him down for the pin, but Cataclysm counters, grabbing Blitzkrieg's legs, and going for the pin, 1...2...kickout! Both men return to their feet quickly, and Cataclysm hits Blitzkrieg with a clothesline. Cataclysm goes outside, and sets up a table. He gets up on the ring apron, where he's attacked by Blitzkrieg. Blitzkrieg tries to suplex Cataclysm back in the ring, but he blocks it, and suplexes Blitzkrieg outside of the ring, through the table. Cataclysm makes the pin, 1...2...thr-shoulder up! Cataclysm picks up Blitzkrieg, and throws him over the guardrail. Blitzkrieg stands up, and Cataclysm comes flying through the air, over the guardrail, nailing Blitzkrieg with a shoulder block. The 2 start brawling through the crowd, working their way to the backstage area. Once backstage, the 2 continue fighting, as they make their way into a kitchen. Blitzkrieg swings a frying pan at Cataclysm, but he ducks, and nails Blitzkrieg with a coffee pot, shattering it on his skull. They move their fight out into the hallway. Cataclysm picks up a chair, and nails Blitzkrieg with it, sending him stumbling backwards. Cataclysm then runs at Blitzkrieg, who picks up Cataclysm, and nails him with a powerslam, sending him crashing through a table behind him. He makes the pin, 1...2...3!*
Blitzkrieg defeated Cataclysm by pinfall

(Backstage, Havoc is giving an interview with Pamela Paulshock, when Mike Awesome, The Judge, and Bossman attack them. 3WCW officials come in, and break up the brawl)

Bossman vs Ultimate
*They lock up. Bossman chops The Ultimate. Bossman throws Ultimate off the ropes, and takes him down with a powerslam. Bossman goes off the ropes, and attempts a splash, but Ultimate gets the knees up. Ultimate recovers, runs off the ropes, and hits Bossman with a cross body block, and goes for the pin, 1...2...kickout! The Ultimate goes for a vertical suplex, but Bossman reverses it. The Ultimate re-reverses it. Bossman reverses it AGAIN, and hits Ultimate with a neckbreaker. He pins, but only gets a 2 count. He picks up Ultimate, who punches Bossman in the stomach, picks him up, and nails him with a side suplex. Ultimate climbs to the top. Bossman recovers, and hits the ropes, causing Ultimate to straddle the top turnbuckle. Bossman climbs up, and executes a superplex. Both men are down. Bossman works up the energy, and covers Ultimate, 1...2...thr-shoulder up! Bossman gets up, as does Ultimate. Bossman then goes for the Switch, but it's blocked, and Ultimate takes him down with a DDT. Ultimate pins, 1...2...thr-shoulder up! Ultimate picks up Bossman, and goes for the Dark Slam, but it's reversed, and the Bossman hits the Switch! He makes the pin, 1...2...3! Just then, Mike Awesome and the Judge both come running down to the ring. All 3 men continue the assault on Ultimate, until 3WCW officials break it up*
Bossman defeated Ultimate by pinfall

(Backstage, a shot is shown of Italian Stallion's dressing room door. Just then, the camera man gets shoved over. But he managed to get a shot of a pair of boots, walking into Stallion's dressing room)

Schiavone: Did you just see what I saw? Were those Johnny Canuck's boots, walking into Stallion's dressing room?

Madden: No Tony, it couldn't be! It couldn't be!

World Title Match
Death Warrent [c] vs Mike Awesome
*They lock up. Death Warrent whips Mike Awesome into the turnbuckle. Death Warrent charges into the corner, but Mike Awesome moves out of the way. Mike Awesome chops Death Warrent. Mike Awesome chops Death Warrent again. Death Warrent then reverses it, and chops Mike Awesome. Death Warrent tries to get Awesome up on the top turnbuckle, but Awesome punches him away. He leaps off the second rope, and nails Warrent with a clothesline. He makes the pin, 1...2-kickout! Mike Awesome whips Death Warrent into the ropes. Mike Awesome goes for a kick to the midsection, but Death Warrent catches his foot, spins him around, and floors him with a clothesline. Warrent runs off the ropes, and hits Awesome with an elbow. He goes for a lazy cover, 1...2-kickout! Death Warrent whips Mike Awesome into the turnbuckle. Death Warrent charges into the corner, but Mike Awesome moves out of the way. Mike Awesome runs into the ropes, grabs Warrent on the rebound, and executes a bulldog. Awesome throws Death Warrent off the ropes, and nails him with a spinebuster. He makes the pin, 1...2...kickout! Awesome picks up Death Warrent, and nails him with an uppercut. Warrent retaliates with an uppercut of his own. DW runs off the ropes, but Awesome ducks the clothesline. Death Warrent bounces off the other side, and Awesome nails him with a drop kick. Awesome climbs to the top. He leaps, and nails Death Warrent with the 5 Star Awesome Splash! He makes the pin, 1...2...thr-shouler up! Awesome is stunned. He picks up Death Warrent, and sets him up for the running powerbomb. He picks him up, but Death Warrent slides down Awesome's back. Awesome turns around, and Death Warrent spears him. He makes the cover, 1...2...thr-kickout! Just then, Law & Order made their way down to the ring. Death Warrent whips Awesome, but Awesome reverses it, sending Death Warrent into the ropes. Bossman grabs the rope, and pulls it down, sending Death Warrent crashing to the ground. The 2 start stomping Death Warrent. Judge picks up DW, and whips him into the ring steps. LaO tosses DW back in the ring. Mike Awesome is going up for another 5 Star Awesome Splash. He gets to the top, and Death Warrent gets enough strength to run off the ropes, causing Awesome to straddle the turnbuckle. Death Warrent makes his way over to Awesome, and climbs up. He grabs Awesome, and hits him with a belly to belly suplex from the top! Both men are down. Death Warrent gets an arm on Awesome, and the ref counts, 1...2...thr-shoulder up! Just then, Ryan Kaige comes down to the ring with a baseball bat, and attacks Law & Order. 3WCW officials come running down immediately to restrain the 3 men. In the ring, Warrent whips Awesome, but it's reversed. Death Warrent bounces off the ropes, and ducks Awesome's clothesline. Death Warrent stops behind him, and nails the Executioner! He makes the pin, 1...2...3!*
Death Warrent defeated Mike Awesome by pinfall
(Death Warrent retained the WWWCW World Heavyweight Title)

Havoc vs Trinity - 3 on 2 Handicapped Match
*Destroyer and Extreme Vic start out. Destroyer runs into the ropes. Extreme Vic misses with a clothesline. Destroyer stops behind Vic, turns him around, and executes a double arm DDT. Destroyer picks him up, and whips Extreme Vic into the ropes. Extreme Vic hits Destroyer with a kick, and throws him off the ropes. Vic runs off the other side, and hits Destroyer with a flying clothesline. He makes the pin, 1...2-Crypt Keeper breaks up the count. This brings in Cyco, who attacks Keeper in the corner. As the ref attempts to break that up, Lazerus and Vic go to work on Destroyer. The ref clears everything up, and we're back to normal. Extreme Vic nails Destroyer with a backspin DDT. Vic goes for the pin, 1...2...shoulder up! Extreme Vic tags out to Lazerus. Lazerus jumps on the top rope, and hits Destroyer with a drop kick. This sends Destroyer flying back to his corner, but before he can make the tag, Lazerus pulls him away. Lazerus goes for the figure 4. Crypt Keeper comes in, and breaks the hold. The ref pushes him out of the ring. While this is going on, Cyco comes in the ring, and Extreme Vic climbs to the top. Laz and Cyco hold down Destroyer, and Vic executes a frog splash. Laz makes the pin, as the ref turns back around, 1...2...thr-shoulder up! Lazerus tags out to Cyco. Cyco comes in, and starts working on Destroyer. Cyco sends Destroyer off the ropes, and Destroyer comes back, knocking over Cyco with a shoulder block. He runs off the ropes again, but is nailed with a drop kick from Cyco. Cyco is now climbing to the top. He leaps, but hits canvas, as Destroyer moved out of the way. Both men are struggling to get to their corners. Cyco makes the tag to Lazerus, and Destroyer tags in Crypt Keeper. Keeper takes out Lazerus with a clothesline, and knocks Extreme Vic and Cyco both off the apron. CK sends Lazerus off the ropes, hitting him with a backbody drop. He climbs to the top, and nails Lazerus with a double ax handle. Keeper whips Lazerus off the ropes, but he ducks Keeper's clothesline attempt. Stops behind him, turns him around, and hits the Execution. He makes the pin, 1...2...3! The 3 members of Trinity then go to work on Keeper and Destroyer, when Hell Knight comes running out to help his troops. Trinity immediately leaves the ring, leaving the 2 Havoc members brutally beaten*
Trinity defeated Havoc when Lazerus pinned Crypt Keeper

Intercontinental Title Match
John Casey [c] vs Ken Shamrock
*They lock up. Casey whips Shamrock off the ropes, and hits him with a hiptoss. Shamrock recovers quickly. Ken Shamrock takes John Casey down with a roundhouse right. Ken Shamrock runs into the ropes. Ken Shamrock goes for a Yakuza kick, but John Casey blocks it. John Casey goes for a vertical suplex, but Ken Shamrock blocks it. Shamrock takes Casey over with a suplex of his own. Ken Shamrock runs into the ropes, but Casey takes him down with a drop toe hold. John Casey hits Ken Shamrock with a backbreaker. John Casey whips Ken Shamrock into the ropes. Casey nails Shamrock with a powerslam. He goes for the pin, 1...2...kickout! Casey picks up Awesome, and goes for the Labotomy, but Shamrock reverses it, and goes for the Ankle Lock, but Casey scrambles to the ropes. Shamrock lets go, and starts stomping Casey. Shamrock picks Casey up, and whips him off the ropes. Shamrock goes for a boot to the face, but Casey slides under his legs, and nails him with a lowblow. He takes Shamrock, and tosses him over the top rope. Casey goes outside. He pulls a table out from under the ring, and sets it up. Shamrock starts fighting back. The 2 end up back in the ring. Shamrock goes for a suplex, but it's blocked by Casey, who nails him with a brain buster. Casey is now climbing to the top. Shamrock recovers, and catching Casey atop the ropes. He grabs Casey, and throws him off the top through the table! The ref goes outside to tend to Casey, who appears to be seriously hurt. While Casey is regaining his conciousness, Shamrock is standing in the ring. Just then, X-Treme comes from out of the crowd with a kendo stick. He nails Shamrock in the back with it, and then hits him with the X-Cite! X-Treme leaves the ring, and takes off through the crowd. Casey, meanwhile, regains his composure, and enters the ring. He picks up Shamrock, and nails the Labotomy. The ref counts, 1...2...3!*
John Casey defeated Ken Shamrock by pinfall
(John Casey retained the WWWCW Intercontinental Title)

MAIN EVENT
Johnny Canuck vs Ryan Kaige - Special Guest Referee: Italian Stallion
*They lock up. Johnny Canuck whips Ryan Kaige into the ropes. Canuck misses with an elbow, and Kaige comes back with a super kick to JC's chin. This sends Canuck stumbling. Kaige goes to kick Canuck in the stomach, but Canuck catches his foot. Kaige goes for an enzuigiri, but JC ducks out of the way. Kaige returns to his feet, and his nailed with a clothesline from Canuck. JC goes up to the second rope, and hits Kaige with an elbow drop. He goes for the pin, and Stallion counts, 1...2-kickout! Canuck picks up Kaige, but Kaige nails him with an elbow to the midsection. Kaige runs off the ropes, and nails Canuck with a flying forearm. Kaige makes the pin, and Stallion counts, 1...2-kickout!*

Schiavone: Looks like Stallion is calling this one down the middle, Mark.

Madden: Give it time Tony. You'll see how 2 faced Italian Stallion really is...

*Kaige picks up Canuck, and goes for a atomic drop, but Canuck flips over Kaige's shoulder, and nails him with a reverse DDT. JC makes the pin, 1...2..shoulder up! Canuck leaves the ring, and grabs a chair from ringside. He enters the ring, but Stallion steals the chair from Canuck before he could hit Kaige. JC turns around and starts yelling at Stallion. Kaige rolls up Canuck. 1...2...thr-kickout! Canuck recovers quick, but Kaige floors him with a clothesline. Kaige heads to the top rope. Canuck recovers to his feet, stumbling. Kaige nails him with a missile dropkick! He pins JC, 1...2...shoulder up! Kaige picks up Canuck, and goes for a snap suplex, but Canuck blocks it. Kaige goes for it again, but Canuck blocks it, yet again. Canuck then executes a snap suplex on Kaige. JC picks up Kaige, and tosses him off the ropes. Kaige hangs on to the ropes, but Canuck follows through, clotheslining Kaige over the top, sending both men to the arena floor. Kaige picks up Canuck, and throws him back in the ring. Kaige gets up on the apron, and Canuck hits him with a shoulder to the midsection. Canuck tries to bring Kaige back in the ring with a suplex, but Kaige blocks it. Kaige suplexes Canuck to the outside, sending him crashing through the announce table! Kaige picks up Canuck, and throws him back in the ring. He makes the pin, 1...2...thr-shoulder up! Kaige cant believe it. Kaige picks up Canuck, and throws him off the ropes, Canuck ducks a clothesline, and nails Kaige with the Millennium Mark! Canuck makes the lazy cover, 1...2...thre-shoulder up! Canuck is shocked! He picks up Kaige, and tosses him off the ropes. Kaige ducks a clothesline attempt, and bounces off the ropes again. Kaige is caught by Canuck, who is going for another Millennium Mark. But Kaige elbows his way out of it, kicks Canuck in the stomach, and sets him up for the Corrupted Assault! Just then, Stallion grabs the chair, and nails Ryan Kaige in the back! Kaige falls to the ground, as Stallion tells Canuck to apply the Canadian Death Lock!*

Schiavone: The Pornstarrs are back! The Pornstarrs are back!

Madden: Oh Tony, this is the worst thing that could've happened! Damn Italian Stallion! Damn him!

*Canuck applies the Canadian Death Lock, and Stallion calls for the bell, as Ryan Kaige is out cold. Canuck lets go of the hold. JC gets on the top rope, and acknowledges the fans. Just then, Canuck got down from the top rope. He turned around, and Italian Stallion nailed Johnny Canuck in the forehead with the chair! Stallion threw the chair down, pointed at Canuck, muttered something, and pointed at Kaige, and muttered something. Stallion left the ring, and walked backstage!*

Schiavone: WHAT!?! What's going on here? Stallion just nailed Johnny Canuck with the chair, after he helped him beat Kaige!

Madden: Ohh Tony, this is unbelievable! Italian Stallion said he would shoot you right between the eyes, and that's where Canuck got it! I love it Tony! I love it!

Schiavone: Fans, we're out of time! We'll see you Monday on Nitro!

*Thunder closes as Italian Stallion is shown walking up the ramp, with a shot of the 3WCW-Tron, which shows Canuck and Kaige, both laid out in the middle of the ring!*
Johnny Canuck defeated Ryan Kaige by pinfall

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