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(Live from the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California, WWWCW presents THUNDER! Thunder begins backstage, with a shot of Ryan Kaige entering the arena. As Kaige walks past the camera, the focus is directed to the person emerging from behind the corner, now following Kaige, Italian Stallion! Cameras cut back to the arena, as fireworks explode from the stage and above the ring, and Thunder is underway!)

("Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses hits the speakers, and the fans rise to their feet and erupt in boos. Justin Animal steps out from behind the curtain, and the decible level rises, as the former World Champ makes his way down to the ring. Animal enters the ring, and takes a mic out of his back pocket. He takes a minute for the fans to calm down, before he speaks)


Animal: You know, when I came back this past Monday on Nitro, I asked myself, where does the power lie? I looked at Johnny Canuck, and Italian Stallion. What did I see? A couple guys trying to prove they still have it. I look on the other side, and I see Death Warrent, and Ryan Kaige. We've got the World Champion, a man who's still got it, and Ryan Kaige, a ruthless rookie. I think that decision is obvious. Now dont get me wrong, I'm here for one reason, and one reason only, and that is the World Title. But some interferences, namely Johnny Canuck and Italian Stallion, have set up a road block on my drive to the title. But I think we all know that's trying to stop a semi-truck, with pylons. Step one was on Nitro, and tonight we move to phase 2. However, I am somewhat conerned with the completion of this stage. Mainly because of the man that will be standing by my side, Suneil Sangha! Sangha, as I said, I dont like you, and I'll never pretend to. Only thing we have in common is our desire to take down Canuck and Stallion. All I have to say, Sangha, is you better not mess up tonight, because if you do, I'll knock you the f-

(Suddenly, "Head like a hole" by Nine Inch Nails hits the speakers, and Suneil Sangha makes his way to the ring! He enters the ring, with a mic in hand)

Sangha: You know Animal, you come out here talking about how I'm a possible threat to our triumph. Maybe you're looking at the wrong person here? I'm not a threat to our triumph tonight, Animal. From where I stand, you're the only threat, in that, the only way you wont get your ass kicked tonight, will be because I'll take out both Stallion and Canuck before they get the chance to take you out!

(Animal turns his back to Sangha, but quickly turns back, punching Suneil square in the face. The two start exchanging punches until 3WCW security comes down to break up the brawl. The 2 men are restrained on opposite sides of the ring, and Nitro goes to commercial as the two men yell at eachother)

(Nitro returns from commercial, and we join Tony Schiavone and Mark Madden)


Schiavone: Fans, later tonight, Johnny Canuck and Italian Stallion battle Justin Animal and Suneil Sangha in the Hell in a Cell we see hanging above our heads. But after we just witnessed, one has to wonder, what are the teams tonight, Mark...

Madden: Tony, dont be so stupid. Eric Maltby has managed to get 3 former 3WCW superstars to come back, within the last 3 weeks. Not only that, he bonded them together. Do you honestly think he'll let his plan blow up in his face tonight? Everything will work out, and we will see the end of the Pornstarrs tonight, trust me.

Schiavone: Fans, also tonight, Death Warrent defends the World Title against Venom, newcomers Seven and Chatlier make their 3WCW against eachother, Requiem defends his newly won TV Title against Hell Knight, and Trinity takes on the team of Mike Awesome, Bossman, and the Judge.

Madden: I hope they break your thumbs!

Schiavone: With the big mouth you've got, they'll probably break your's!

Madden: WHAT!?!

("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit hits the speakers, and Seven makes his way down to the ring)

Seven vs Chatlier
*They lock up, and Seven nails Chatlier with a vertical suplex. The ref counts,1...2...kickout! Seven attempts to place Chatlier on the turnbuckle, but Chatlier blocks it. Chatlier switches it up, with Seven in the corner. He nails Seven with a flury of punches to the midsection, and then picks him up, and places him on the top turnbuckle, and Chatlier nails Seven with a superplex. He goes for the pin, 1...2...kickout! Chatlier runs into the ropes, and executes a leg drop on Seven. Chatlier then hits an elbow drop, and climbs to the top. He leaps off, and nails Seven with an elbow drop. He covers him again, 1...2...th-shoulder up! Chatlier picks up Seven, and whips him off the ropes. Seven and Chatlier nail eachother with a double clothesline. Both men are down. After a few seconds, Chatlier gets an arm over Seven. The ref counts 1...2...kickout! Chatlier recovers, and is going for the Crucifixtion, but Seven counters, and nails Chatlier with a DDT. He makes the pin, 1...2...thr-kickout! Seven picks up Chatlier, and is going for a powerbomb, but Chatlier reverses it into a backbody drop, at which point Seven turns it into a pinning combination, the ref counts, 1...2...thr-shoulder up! Seven is frustrated at this point. He goes outside and grabs a chair. Just then, Cataclysm and VV come running down to the ring. Seven goes to enter the ring, but Cataclysm pulls the chair away from him. Seven starts yelling at Cataclysm when VV comes from behind and she, yes SHE hits Seven with a dropkick, sending Seven's head into the chair Cataclysm was holding. VV throws Seven back in the ring. Chatlier picks up Seven and nails him with the Crucifixtion! The ref counts, 1...2...3!*
Chatlier defeated Seven by pinfall

(Backstage, cameras show Ryan Kaige entering his dressing room. He opens the door, and Italian Stallion is inside! He nails Kaige in the forehead with a chair, picks him up, and throws him into the lockers)

Jackson Mercer vs Destroyer
*They lock up. Destroyer kicks Jackson Mercer. Destroyer goes for a DDT, but Mercer reverses it into a small cradle, the ref counts, 1...2-kickout! Jackson Mercer punches Destroyer. Jackson Mercer chops Destroyer. Destroyer chops Jackson Mercer. Mercer whips Destroyer into the ropes. Destroyer hits Mercer with a clothesline. Destroyer throws Jackson Mercer out of the ring. Destroyer goes through the ropes. Destroyer executes a double-axhandle to the back on Jackson Mercer. Destroyer whips Jackson Mercer into the guardrail. Destroyer reenters the ring. Jackson Mercer follows him back in slowly. Destroyer picks up Mercer, and whips him off the ropes. He goes for a backbody drop, but Mercer nails him with a DDT. He goes for the pin, 1...2...kickout! Just then, Dark Defience member Cyco comes creeping down to the ring with a kendo stick. Mercer picks up Destroyer, and whips him off the ropes. As Destroyer hits the ropes, Cyco hits him with the kendo stick in the back. Cyco runs off through the crowd, when Crypt Keeper comes blitzing down to the ring. Destroyer stumbles into Mercer, who nails him with the Fallout. The ref counts, 1...2...3!*
Jackson Mercer defeated Destroyer by pinfall

(Backstage, Extreme Vic is backstage watching a monitor, laughing as Cyco costs Destroyer his match. Just then, from behind, Mike Awesome slams his head into the monitor. Awesome picks him up, and carries him away)

Television Title Match
Requiem [c] vs Hell Knight
*They lock up. Requiem whips Hell Knight off the ropes, and hits him with a hiptoss. Hell Knight recovers quickly. Hell Knight runs into the ropes. Hell Knight goes for a crossbody block, but Requiem catches him, and slams him down. Requiem makes the pin, 1...2...kickout! Requiem goes for a vertical suplex, but Hell Knight blocks it. Hell Knight takes Requiem down with a DDT. Hell Knight runs into the ropes, but Requiem takes him down with a drop toe hold. Requiem whips HK off the ropes, and hits him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Requiem whips Hell Knight into the ropes. Requiem nails Hell Knight with a powerslam. He goes for the pin, 1...2...kickout! Requiem picks up Hell Knight, and goes for the Duece, but Hell Knight reverses it, and rolls up Requiem, 1...2...kickout! Hell Knight picks Requiem up, and whips him off the ropes. Hell Knight goes for a boot to the face, but Requiem slides under his legs, and nails him with a lowblow. Requiem goes for the Duece again, and this time he nails it! The ref counts, 1...2...3!*
Requiem defeated Hell Knight by pinfall
(Requiem retained the WWWCW Television Title)


(Backstage, EMT's are looking at Ryan Kaige, who is still laid out in his dressing room. Backstage, Lazerus and Cyco are watching Thunder on a monitor in their dressing room. Lazerus tells Cyco he'll be right back, he has to go clearify something with Markus. As Lazerus leaves, The Judge comes into the dressing room, and slams the door. A lot of noise is heard, and then suddenly the door opens, and The Judge is carrying Cyco away)

World Heavyweight Title Match
Death Warrent [c] vs Venom
*Venom attacks Death Warrent before the bell, taking down Death Warrent with a clothesline. Death Warrent goes for a punch, but Venom blocks it. Venom punches Death Warrent. Death Warrent hits Venom with a punch. And again. Death Warrent whips Venom off the ropes, and hits him with a kneelift. DW whips Venom off the ropes, but Venom reverses it. He takes down Death Warrent with a backbody drop. Venom whips Death Warrent into the ropes, but Death Warrent reverses it. Venom hits a clothesline on Death Warrent, and makes the pin, 1...2...kickout! Venom goes for a piledriver, but Death Warrent blocks it, and hits Venom with a backbody drop. Venom tries to bring down Death Warrent into a pin, but DW grabs his legs, and sits on Venom, making the pin. The ref counts, 1...2...kickout! Death Warrent sets Venom up for the Executioner! But Venom counters, and nails DW with a neckbreaker. Venom uses a vertical suplex on Death Warrent. Venom climbs to the top, and nails Death Warrent with a splash. He makes the pin, 1...2...thr-kickout! Venom goes off the ropes, and hits a leg drop. Venom goes for another, but Death Warrent moves, and Venom hits the canvas hard. DW picks up Venom, and whips him in the corner, but the ref gets caught in between, and goes down. Venom stumbles back to Death Warrent, who takes him down with a sidewalk slam. Just then, Johnny Canuck comes out from the crowd and grabs a chair. He enters the ring. Death Warrent turns to see Canuck, but JC still connects with Death Warrent's skull. JC pulls Venom on top of Death Warrent, revives the ref, and heads backstage. The ref counts, 1......2......thre-shoulder up! Johnny Canuck cant believe it! Venom slowly picks up Death Warrent, and goes for the Venom Spike, but Death Warrent counters with a small package! The ref counts, 1...2...thr-kickout! Venom recovers quickly, and goes for a clothesline, but DW ducks it! He grabs Venom, and nails him with the Executioner! The ref counts, 1...2...3! Death Warrent retains heading into Clash of the Champions V, and Johnny Canuck is not happy about it!*
Death Warrent defeated Venom by pinfall
(Death Warrent retained the WWWCW World Heavyweight Title)

(Backstage, Lazerus is running around, looking for Dark Defience. He turns a corner, and Bossman is standing on the other side. He picks up Lazerus, and hits him with a sidewalk slam, through a nearby table! Bossman picks up Lazerus, and walks away)

Tainted Soul vs X-Treme
*They lock up. Tainted Soul whips X-Treme into the ropes, but X-Treme reverses it. X-Treme hits Tainted Soul with a boot to the face. X-Treme hits Tainted Soul with an elbowdrop. XT picks up Tainted Soul, and hits him with a side suplex. X-Treme picks up Tainted Soul, and whips him off the ropes, but Tainted Soul reverses it, and hits the X-Treme with a belly to belly suplex. X-Treme nails Tainted Soul with a clothesline. X-Treme whips Tainted Soul off the ropes, picks him up, and nails him with a powerslam. He goes for the pin, 1...2...kickout! XT hits Tainted Soul with a bodyslam, and follows it up with a falling headbutt. He makes the pin, 1...2...kickout! He picks up Tainted Soul, and throws him off the ropes. Tainted Soul ducks a clothesline attempt, and comes with a flying clothesline. He makes the pin, 1...2...kickout! Tainted Soul goes to throw X-Treme off the ropes, but he reverses it. Tainted Soul bounces off the ropes, and X-Treme grabs him in the sleeper hold. After a few seconds, Tainted Soul makes his way to the ropes. XT picks up Tainted Soul, and whips him off the ropes. TS ducks a clothesline, and uses a backbridge to pin XT, the ref counts, 1...2...thr-kickout! They both recover quickly. TS misses a clothesline attempt, and then X-Treme hits the X-Cite! He makes the pin, 1...2...3!*
X-Treme defeated Tainted Soul by pinfall

(Backstage, EMT's are still tending to Ryan Kaige, who is bleeding profusely from the forehead. Kaige finally regains conciousness. He says he's gotta go ref the match. EMT's say he's in no condition to ref. In Kaige's response, he passes out in mid sentence)

Mike Awesome/Judge/Bossman vs Trinity
*Mike Awesome, Judge, and Bossman all come out first. Trinity's music plays, but nobody comes out. They play it again, and still, no Trinity. Just then, Bossman gets a mic.

Bossman: You know, the last couple cards, these 2 men and myself have started our reign of terror on the 3WCW. There's something you fans, and all the boys backstage dont know about us. What you see out here, with Bossman, Judge, and Awesome... This isn't us. I'm not from Cobb County, and Awesome's not from Brooklyn. The fact is, we're all from Chicago. We've all grown up in organized crime. Our parents stressed that we dont take the same route as them, but it wasn't as easy as it sounds. We came here to the 3WCW, just over a year ago, to establish trust. With management, with the main eventers, with the mid carders, to even the jobbers. We've done that, and now, it's time to take on a new job. It's time to start showing the real reason we came to the 3WCW. And that is to hurt people. We're not out here to be the Justin Animal's, or the Italian Stallion's, where we hit a finishing move, and a guy gets up 2 minutes later. It's time to start inflicting some pain among 3WCW members, and it's going to start now, with the Chi-Town Mob. We've got myself, Vinnie DeCarini. *points to the Judge* Tony Valerio, and *points to Awesome*, Mikey Battaglini. We've sent out small warning signs the past 2 weeks, but nobody thought anything of it. Well, now the time has come, and the 3WCW will feel the pain. Much like our good Trinity friends...*points to the Thundertron, which shows 3 cars, with the trunk open. All 3 members of Trinity are in each of the cars, tied up with a gag. The drivers close the trunk, and drive away*

Bossman: Trinity is gonna get what's coming to them, and as for the rest of the 3WCW, you're all next on our hitlist!

(The Chi-Town Mob heads backstage)

Madden: Tony are you with these thugs?

Schiavone: Ofcourse not!

Madden: Well it doesn't matter, I still dont like ya!

Schiavone: Up next, our Hell in the Cell Main Event!

MAIN EVENT
Hell in a Cell

Justin Animal/Suneil Sangha vs Johnny Canuck/Italian Stallion - Special Guest Referee: Ryan Kaige

*With Ryan Kaige out of commission, we're looking at a new ref for this match, which can only make Canuck and Stallion happy, but at the sametime upset that they dont get to take down Kaige if he gets out of line. Canuck and Stallion enter the massive cage first. Animal and Sangha make their way down. They enter the cage, and Canuck and Stallion both leap over the top rope, Canuck landing on Animal, Stallion on Sangha. Stallion picks up Sangha, and throws him into the unforgiving steel. Stallion then whips Sangha into the ringsteps. Meanwhile, Canuck takes Animal into the ring. Canuck whips Animal into the ropes, but Animal stops, and kicks JC in the stomach, followed by a neckbreaker. Animal picks Canuck up, and goes for a piledriver, but Canuck counters with a backbody drop. Meanwhile, Stallion and Sangha continue to battle on the outside. Stallion goes to whip Sangha into the post, but Sangha reverses it, sending Stallion into the post. Sangha comes in the ring, to make it a 2 on 1 against Canuck. They both grab JC, and nail him with a double chokeslam. Sangha makes the pin, 1...2...Stallion breaks up the pin after coming off the top rope. Stallion gets up, clotheslining Animal over the top rope, which sends both men to the floor. Stallion gets up first, and pulls a table out from under the ring. Before he gets it set up, Animal attacks him, sending him face first into the cage. This busts open Stallion. Meanwhile, Sangha works on Canuck in the ring. Suneil sends JC off the ropes, lifting him up, and dropping him across the ropes, at JC's neck. Justin Animal then pulled a ladder out from under the ring, and slides it in the ring. Just then, Ryan Kaige comes running out from the back, head bandaged and all! Kaige knocks over the outside official, and steals the steel cutters. Kaige is now scaling the massive cage! Kaige gets on top, and starts cutting a hole in the middle. Meanwhile, Stallion gets the table set up on the outside. Stallion goes to whip Animal into the ringsteps, but Animal reverses it. Animal comes in the ring, and they double team Canuck. Canuck is sent off the ropes. Animal and Sangha are waiting by the ropes, on the side with the table! Canuck runs at the 2, and they back body drop Canuck over the top rope, sending him crashing through the table! Sangha sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring. Kaige has successfully cut an opening in the cage. He steps down onto the ladder. Ryan Kaige is in the Cell! Meanwhile, Stallion has recovered, and he's on the top rope! He leaps off, and clotheslines Animal! Stallion then begins to climb the ladder! He gets to the top, and him and Kaige exchange punches! Kaige grabs Stallion, and goes for a suplex off the ladder, but Stallion blocks it, and suplex's Kaige! Meanwhile, JC and Sangha are in the ring. Stallion climbs down from the ladder. He's behind Canuck. Sangha runs at Canuck with a clothesline, but Canuck ducks. Sangha keeps running at Stallion, who picks up Sangha, and nails him with the Stallion Valley Driver. The ref counts, 1...2...3! The crowd is going crazy! Just then, a figure begins to descend from the rafters. It's Death Warrent! Just then, Johnny Canuck climbs up the ladder to go on top of the cage! Canuck on top the cage, and Death Warrent unhooks himself from the cable, and the 2 start exchanging blows. Death Warrent then sets up Canuck for the Executioner, on top of the cage! He picks JC up, but Canuck wiggles out of it. He grabs Death Warrent by the head, and runs him to the edge of the cage! Canuck then throws Death Warrent off the top of the cage, sending him crashing through the announce table! Canuck walks over to the World Title that came off of Death Warrent's waist. He grabs it, and holds it in the air as Thunder comes to a close!*
Johnny Canuck/Italian Stallion defeated Justin Animal/Suneil Sangha when Italian Stallion pinned Suneil Sangha


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