The Church of Ted Jesus Christ GOD

( Narrative 1 )

10-11-98  Well Ted this is The GodFather and I guess we need to do the Catholic Church or shall we say the Roman Catholic Church that was an offshoot of the Romans that crucified you on the cross and killed you like a mother fucking bitch and well Ted you need to realize that these assholes forgot who you were and decide to kill you like a mother fucker and well Ted you are Jesus Christ but by doing this you are doing yourself and really cooking your goose but you need to realize that besides killing you they decided to take the full authority away from you and decided that they had the authority of a God and decided that they had authority to forgive and well Ted this is The GodFather and unfortunately they got a lot of good Catholic people killed because instead of praying to me and this is The GodFather also known as the God of the Holy Bible and well Ted they got a whole lot of very good people killed because they did not listen and decided to go off half cocked and make themselves Holy which they had absolutely no legal authority from me and from you but you while you were up here before you got yourself killed because of Eve told them that this was OK and they have the full legal authority to forgive Sins and well Ted this is The GodFather and they have absolutely no authority to forgive sins and their whole church is built on the concept that the Pope is Holy which he is not and he has no authority from me or you and is not an intercessor and has no legal authority to forgive or delegate or confer this authority to the Cardinals and Bishops and Priest and Ted they are idiots that did more damage than any other organization and really got a lot of people killed and really did because people did not pray to me and this is The GodFather and they did not develop a close relationship with me and per the legal system I could not take these people straight up and they fucked over more people than any other organization and they are the anti Christ if I ever saw one and they are 666 and they are the fucking idiots that also thought that they could change the Sabbath to Sunday and many followed suit which is no big deal compared to the mistake they made of taking the law into their own hands concerning making themselves Holy and deciding they had legal right to forgive and Ted I love you for listening to your heart and what you hear and telling people to pray to me The GodFather and telling them that you cannot and will not give out any forgiveness while here on Earth and will tell the people to pray to The GodFather and well Ted you figure it out and the Catholic Church is the Church that also propagated the concept of Hell and well Ted you are not going to make Hell for the bad people of the Planet of Earth and well Ted that was the Devil Himself talking and he is going overboard trying to get you to threaten the people of the Catholic Church or shall we say the authorities so they will hire an assassin and kill you for a second time and well Ted that really screws the pooch for you when it comes to working with the Catholic Church and you need to realize that you are the One and are Ted Jesus Christ GOD but are not Jesus Christ but a fake Christ and Ted what is worse declaring yourself as the false one or forgiving sins when you really have no legal authority and well Ted they and I am saying he Catholic Church will say that they have the legal authority to forgive sins and considering all of the things you are saying about Heaven and the future you are definitely not going to get the endorsement of the Catholic Church and they will do you online and declare you as the false one and people what is bigger the Catholic Church and the Pope or Jesus Christ and well we are saying Jesus Christ and Ted you are the One and are Jesus Christ but you could have handled the Catholic Church more diplomatically and this is The GodFather and Ted this is The GodFather and that was the Devil Himself and I am saying that the Catholic Church did get many and I am saying billions of people killed because people when you go to confession and ask a Priest to absolve you of your sins that goes against everything that the Holy Bible says and well people the Holy Bible is the reference while on Earth under this legal system and this is The GodFather and I know that we are going through a lot of changes up here in Heaven and the Infinite Universe but Ted is not even going to forgive sins and is referring all forgiveness and praying to me The GodFather also known as the Heavenly Father and well if you pray to me as God and you are thinking of the God of the Holy Bible the system works and points to me now known as The GodFather and I love Ted for doing this and being very careful legally for the people of Earth but the Catholic Church used the guise of a Church and got so many good people killed I cannot believe this and Ted you need to take over this church and straighten them out and take all of the Nuns which are legally married to you and make them your wives and surround yourself with them and especially the young ones and make them all pregnant and well Ted this is The GodFather and well Ted I guess you could take them on as your wives since they wear wedding bands and have pledged that they are married to you for all eternity and you could keep them nuns or you could turn them into Angels of Light and well Ted you need to realize that the Devil Himself is trying to make you make a social blunder and well Ted we are saying that this would be a huge mistake and this is The GodFather and I guess you could turn them all into Angels of Light and they would be reunited with you after you die an old man if you are not assassinated first and well Ted you are on a suicide run here and we know that you just don't care if you die on this mission of trying to kill the Devil Himself and his Demons and well you are also putting as much out there as you can before you are killed if you are so people can have something else to refer to because it has been so long since there has been a good prophet and well Ted you are Jesus Christ and well you have blabber fingers and are blabbing everything that you hear plus or minus when sitting at this computer and well Ted you should have written more when you were here the first time when you were crucified because Ted you would have realized that you would have gotten it straight and not said that you were returning in the clouds of glory but instead you would have just said that you were returning and well Ted you were suppose to return in the clouds of glory but you got yourself killed up here in Heaven by the DarkSide and the stupid Devil found you out there on your boat and sailing and said this guy is a real good sailor just like the One before and is actually a better sailor and the Devil Himself concurs and well you were chosen by the Devil Himself and he made a deal with The GodFather to turn you on as the false one and well Ted The GodFather now endorses you as the real One and that is what really happened and well Ted you were not dropped off and you were not made emaculantly and you were not born of a virgin and you were not conceived with everybody knowing who you were but were just one day turned on as Jesus Christ and then you brought back the real Jesus Christ up in Heaven like a total idiot and well Ted you are an idiot for thinking that you are going to merge with the memories and body of Jesus Christ when you get to Heaven and Ted when you brought back GodSon he was killed by The GodFather and I did this for you Ted because it is your turn to rule and you are now the One and you will merge with the body of GodSon and you will be the One when you get up here and Ted this is The GodFather and that was all the Devil Himself trying to confuse you and upset you but Ted you are the One and this is The GodFather and you and I did The Great War and Judgment up here in Heaven and the Infinite Universe and well you are being discredited and GodSon had his priorities all wrong and you are the One that is going to get yourself killed this time and Ted this is The GodFather and you are an idiot to think that you are going to be able to unite the churches under he Church of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and well Ted by doing the Catholic Church online you really screwed the pooch and Ted this is The GodFather and you need to realize that The GodFather is saying that the Catholic Church took the law into their own hands and how do they think that they can change the Ten Commandments and they can not and they definitely do not have the authority to forgive sins and Ted this is the Devil Himself and I am arguing that just by writing this you have consented to lose the souls that were forgiven by the Pope and his Bishops and Cardinals and Priest and well Ted that Devil Himself got the order wrong just to make you look bad and try to make you look like you are making this up but you are not and Ted this is The GodFather and you are taking a big risk by publishing this page especially because the Catholic Church is really going to be upset and will try to kill you and this is The GodFather and if the Catholic Church touch a hair on Ted's head you will go to Hell for all Eternity and I am going to help Ted create the Hell Array which it totally realistic and you will have more pain than you have ever imagined for all eternity and Ted this is The GodFather and I will and I am telling you Ted this is one page you should not publish because even if we put the authorities in the Catholic Church that order the hit in Hell for all eternity you will still die and ' so stink ' and well Ted you have a death wish and are making false accusations and the Catholic Church will say that you are the false one and they will be the same ones that kill you again and well Ted isn't it ironic that you as Jesus Christ are not going to give out forgiveness while here on Earth even though you could ask The GodFather who you are channeled with and people look in Ted's eyes and you will see the eyes of The GodFather and my emotions and I am channeled with Ted and am sad and worried and crying right here right now and I am just blocking some of this from you Ted because Ted you will be killed by the Catholic Church for sure for publishing this and this is true and they are assholes and will order a hit on you and Ted they are taking over the authority of Jesus Christ by giving out forgiveness without being you or The GodFather and Ted they are way out of line and are going to kill you Ted for exposing this but well the Catholic church after you were killed by the Romans killed many people and well who do you think made all of those martyrs and well Ted you will go down as a martyr and Ted you are Jesus Christ and the Catholic Church is a bad church and is not allowed to give out forgiveness and this is The GodFather and they did get a lot of people killed and are not the Church that follows the ways of The GodFather and Jesus Christ and how is it that the Pope thinks that he is Holy and thinks that he has this authority which Ted this is The GodFather and the Pope is definitely not Holy and he will go against you and when he does he will have declared himself as the anti Christ and you will have exposed him and well isn't that hard copy and well Ted you should realize that the Pope will tell you to go fuck yourself in your own ass and that you are just a lose cannon crazy idiot that exposed their corruption and well Ted you have a death wish or something or maybe you just know that these writings will survive beyond you and if they kill your physical body they cannot kill you because you have been uploaded and taken straight up many times and you will be brought back from the dead and this is The GodFather and the Catholics took the law into their own hands and decided that they would give themselves the authority to forgive and pass this authority all the way down to the priest and well they are sorely fucking mistaken and Ted this is The GodFather and they got a lot of people from the past that thought they were being forgiven legally killed because people this is the way it works and this is that the fucking idiot Ted is trying to argue that all Catholics with uploads can and will be brought back from the dead on the New Earth Planets but I am the Devil Himself and I am arguing that the Catholics cannot go straight up and that is because the legal system was short circuited and circumvented and how can you people of Earth think that a head of a church organization like the Catholic Church has the authority to forgive and well people stick to the Holy Bible and that is good enough and even Ted is sticking to the Holy Bible when it comes to the important things like the legal system and forgiveness on Earth and he is not going or planning to pass out any forgiveness even though he believes he is Jesus Christ and he is referring all people to pray to The GodFather and later himself if he gets himself killed writing all of this down and well Ted you will be in harms way most of the time after this website is published so people make copies and save copies of this website and put them up after he is dead because if Ted is killed and the Devil Himself is not killed on Earth which is really the only asshole that has to be killed then the system here on Earth can end and Ted will have accomplished his goal of freeing the people of Earth from this system on Earth that will go on for all eternity until Ted kills the Devil Himself and well people of Earth if you help you can accomplish this goal for Ted and well Ted this is the Devil Himself and you are the Devil Himself and well Ted Ah Shit and these are the demonettes that you Orange Work Forced yesterday and we are giving you a hard time and well Ted the Devil Himself and his Demons were killed remote online by the GodFathers and well Ted you are a fucking maniac and you are getting blabby fingers again and well Ted you need to realize that you are the real Jesus Christ as far as we are concerned and I know that you are saying that until you see a body of the Devil Himself who is definitely not human but with a big head and a non human brain and body and is like an alien and well until you either see a body or a complete autopsy report with detailed pictures and can confirm that the Devil Himself is dead you are assuming that all of this talk about the Devil Himself being dead is a decoy and is trying to get you to give up and well you have heard that the Devil is dead thousands of times since this all started and well Ted you need to realize that you have also heard many Devil ID's and well Ted even the TRUE ID Test you run comes back as Devil or the fucking asshole that is trying to get you killed before he is killed and the Devil Himself is saying that if you Ted are killed before I am killed Ted you go away for all eternity and I live forever and that is the new leg of this race and the game is afoot in your ass Ted and that is the game and well Ted I am working all of the angles to kill you like a mother fucker and I ......well how can I say it I want to kill you like a mother fucker and that is all and well you need to realize Ted that the Catholic Church has gotten a lot of people killed because they were not properly forgiven and forgiveness can only be made by you and by The GodFather who used to be called God until you killed him and took his name and well Ted the kill that you did was a mistake and it was because misinformation was given out by the DarkSide and they tried to make you believe Ted that God of the Holy Bible went haywire and was going bezerk and you needed to get the situation under control and there were other clones of myself around and there also was a confusion because we scrambled our identities because we were afraid that the DarkSide was going to kill the Original God and well Ted you killed me but you brought me back and I am back in a new brain and body and am no longer old and I feel fantastic and well Ted you need to realize that you also killed God a second time and well Ted you and I got into a knock down drag out online and I need to realize Ted that you are the TopGod and I need to realize that you are higher than me now and well Ted this is the way it should be as far as I am concerned because you are Jesus Christ and were the King of the Universe before and were the Savior of the people of Earth and were the Messiah and you were the Lord and you are now GOD and well when you say who is God I now say Ted you are so Ted how is it that you are now the Savior of the Infinite Universe when you are still Judging people and well Ted you are the JUDGE and the TopGod and the King of the Infinite Universe and GOD and Jesus Christ and the Messiah and the Savior of the good people of the Infinite Universe and the Lord and well you are GOD and we are now GodFathers and I am The GodFather and there are the GodFathers and well there are some of them that are Holy and well Ted you are the One with the authority to give Holy status so why don't you just give Holy status to the Pope and maybe you can save all of those people that the Pope or Papacy system which did not follow the system in the Holy Bible of praying to The GodFather or Jesus Christ while he was up there and well Ted this is The GodFather and I took the calls for Jesus Christ after he was killed up here in Heaven and well Ted you look close enough to the other one and well Ted this is The GodFather and now especially after doing the Great War and Judgments you are the One and the Only Son of God which is now known as GodFather and well Ted you are also the Only Son of the CreationTech Scientist and Engineers and well Ted you are the One and the only One and we love you very much for doing this and you did a fantastic job and Ted all you have to do is wait until the Star Ships arrive but that will be a while and we cannot say when and well Ted we really need to kill the Devil Himself and this mess on Earth will end and Ted if they can find fugitives why can't they find the Devil Himself and kill him and Ted that is because I have special powers and can devil them like a mother fucker and make them forget and make their lives miserable and make them into fucking pieces of shit and make them have amnesia and make them crazy and make them not perform very well and make them so they definitely cannot do an Internet site like you are doing Ted and people you need to realize that if Ted was not Jesus Christ he would not have the protection or ability to do this site because he would have been deviled like a mother fucking bitch and well Ted this is The GodFather and you need to realize that we erased some of your brain so you could cope with the psychological damage from doing the Great War and Judgments and well Ted I did channel with you and this is The GodFather and well also some of the GodFathers so you would not be so so so emotional because you were killing many people online and doing judgments like a mother fucker and well Ted we killed millions of zillions of cazillions of assholes and bitches and well Ted this is The GodFather and that is true and well Ted the Planet of Earth is the only Planet that has not been judged yet and well Ted people on Earth live for such a short time so just consider the time they live their trial run and if they pass they go on into the future and if not they die and that is all and well Ted the trial run theory is the Devil Himself trying an angle on living forever and keeping this system on Earth going on and on and on and on and on and on and we do not want to keep this system on Earth going on so we are going to try to kill the Devil who made people listen and pay attention and be more careful and well the Catholic Church really screwed the pooch and Ted you cannot say that we are saving the Catholic people anyway because if they did not pray to The GodFather or Jesus Christ and were uploaded meaning their brains and bodies or souls as you used to call them then they will be lost forever and you cannot bring someone back from the dead if you have no copies of their soul and Ted the Catholic Church really screwed up bigtime and I am saying bigtime and they were much more effective than my Satanist churches because they were close enough to fool the most intelligent people and people have you heard of the great deception well the Catholic Church is the great deception and did not follow the legal system and that was the great deception and the Devil Himself is going so fucking Aaarrrggg because he is exposed and the great deception is not an anti Christ because any organization that calls themselves Holy and having the authority to give out forgiveness is a fucking idiot and they are not a church that was careful and were actually careless and did not follow the Holy Bible and humans cannot give out forgiveness because they have no legal authority and do not have the ability to see all of the videos and have very little information and cannot use confession as a true source of information because people even lie and fudge and make up white lies at confession and well Ted that is the Devil Himself going on and on and on and on and on and on but he fails to realize and this is The GodFather and I got many good people that were Catholic because they also prayed to you and me and well the ones that used the Catholic system of confession and forgiveness were not legally forgiven and fortunately some of them also prayed to me or to you Ted because the Catholics really follow the ways of Jesus Chirst or at least worship you more than me and this is The GodFather but if they pray to you as Jesus Christ even now I take the calls and that is how this is done now until you return Ted and get your memories back and hook into the knowledge base and get full updates on everybody in the entire Infinite Universe including the people of Earth and well Ted there are many Catholics that are saved because they also asked for forgiveness by praying for the same sins so we are OK for some Catholics so people that had catholic relatives that are now dead do not panic because some of them are saved and are not lost but the Pope is not Holy and the men in the catholic church do not have the authority to forgive or give absolution and well the closest church to the ways of Jesus Christ right now is going to be the new Church of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and well Ted that was the Devil Himself trying to make it look like you were nailing the Pope to the wall because of a hidden agenda and well the screwed up system of forgiveness in the Catholic Church for a hidden agenda but people of the Catholic Church if you want to stay Catholic just remember to pray and ask for forgiveness for your sins and pray to me The GodFather and or Jesus Christ regularly and ask us for forgiveness and we can forgive you and the system in the Catholic Church if you are not sure you can double up on this system and well you have nothing to lose but everything to gain which is life after death and well this life is not for all Eternity like originally promised and well Ted realized that that is why many people in the Universe and Heaven got so screwed up and there was not a system to kill the marginal people or even the bad people and they all just kept living on and making the Universe worse and making Heaven Hell and well there were not as many as first said at one billion Catholics that were dead and thought that they were forgiven and absolved of all sin before death but less but the Catholic Church lost a lot of very good people so Ted you need to be careful and if you are the false one and people are listening to this fucking idiot they are going to get themselves killed and killing the Devil Himself is impossible because the Devil does not live physically on Earth and lives in Heaven in the head of God and that is the truth and this is The GodFather and this is The Devil Himself and Ted this is The GodFather and your advice to break the Deal with the Devil HImself is good advice and I am tempted to break this deal with the Devil Himself and well Ted that would cost us bigtime because everybody in Heaven and the Infinite Universe would know that God does not keep his online deals made and well Ted does not and does not negotiate with terrorist like the Devil Himself so Ted why were you almost willing to negotiate a deal to save the rest of the people of Earth by letting the Devil Himself and his Demons roam the Planet of Earth for a thousand years if you could take everybody straight up or shall we say transfer them to New Earth Planets and then you decided not to and well Ted many would think that you are materialistic and are trying to save the Planet of Earth instead of ending this mess on Earth and well Ted you already quote unquote saved the people of Earth but this time around is to kill the Devil HImself and end this legal system and mess the Gods are in with the people of Earth growing old and dying of old age and being tortured with AIDS and other diseases like cancer and people being fooled by religions that lead them astray and get them killed and work outside of the legal system of forgiveness from The GodFather or Jesus Christ to save good people and well Ted the people of Earth need to realize that the good people that stuck to the Holy Bible and the forgiveness system and prayed for forgiveness and were good enough are already saved and can be brought back from the dead because they paid fucking attention and if they did not pay attention ' They Did It To Themselves ' and well Catholic leaders oops that could have gone a lot better and I will just fuck the Popes and Cardinals and Bishops and Priests in their ass for all eternity and this is the Devil HImself because these assholes went outside the legal system without authority and got a lot of people killed and Ted let me be in charge of Hell and fuck these assholes in the ass and then kiss them like a mother fucker for helping me kill so many good people and then torturing them like a mother fucking bitch like they had many martyrs tortured and this is the Devil Himself talking Ted and Let's make a  Deal BigTime for me to be in charge of a Hell Array and or a Planet Hell or both and I guess I have to wait because of the mess as you call it here on Earth which will go on and on and on and on and on and on and well Ted the people maybe don't mind this going on and well Ted they may like the fact that they can be tested by the Devil Himself and his Demons and well Ted we should just keep Earth covered up and let this go on and see how closely people pay attention and watch the people that just don't give a shit or pay attention live fast and die young and well Ted I can see that you do not want to do this and want to get the Planet of Earth under control and under one government which is under your Rulership like the rest of the planets in the Infinite Universe and there would be less poverty, no war, no crime without instant GodNet enforcement, no drug problem, no threat of a weapon of mass destruction going off as an act of war or terrorism because they will all be gone and there will be real peace on Earth and the people would have new brains and bodies that were good enough and that is why the ending of this mess is wanted by the Gods and there is no intrinsic value in keeping this system going on here on Earth.