The Infinite Universe and Holy Kingdom of Ted Jesus Christ GOD

( Narrative 4 )

9-1-98  This is GodFather and I want to say that you have been fucked in the ass by the DarkSide Demons on this website and Ted the Devil Himself died in San Francisco last night from your counting down six on your fingers to kill the Devil Himself and the GodFathers killed him online with their ability to kill in their heads and your attempts to kill the Devil Himself in your head did not work and you are an idiot to think that a dumb fucking human could kill the Devil Himself in your head and you need to realize that you have been away from this website for over a year now and the LightSide needs to add that that is a lie and it has only been a month or so since your last entry and you are doing a great job up here in the Infinite Universe and there are not vapor people up here but real people and we are working very hard to eliminate the bad elements in the Infinite Universe like you Ted by giving you misinformation so you and the people of Earth cannot plan a coming back at us scenario in space ships in the future through Orion's belt and you need to realize that since you Ted are human and have been such an asshole and I mean a real asshole the Apeople filed a huge and I mean a huge complaint with GodFather and the God Pillar which are now GodFather and the ten Gods which Ted you have to stabilize and stop reorganizing the Infinite Universe because every time we print something it is obsolete about every day and we have to reprint so we are now going to online websites in our heads for information instead of printed material which works our much better than you dumb fucking human ways and the Internet and well Ted you are a fucking idiot to think that you are getting anywhere with us and the Infinite Universe and you need to realize that you have fucked us in the head way too much and you need to kill yourself because we do not like the fact that you are reorganizing the Infinite Universe and making 777+++ Zillion Planets your own person palace and calling this the Palace of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and killing all of the fucking assholes in the Palace or telling them to get the Hell out of the Palace because they are assholes that have a dick and well Ted we all know that you are now threatened by someone with a dick and hate men and are so mean to mean that you are barely letting them get out with their lives because you call all men assholes that are in the Palace of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and are telling them to work hard on getting out with their lives and their skins instead of focussing on their money and material things and their extravagant lives and their wives and families and their fucking bitches on the side and their drug habits and their drinking habits and their smoking habits and all of their vices and focus on getting their relationship straight with GodFather and the other Gods that are Holy Gods in the God Pillar of the Infinite Universe of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and well Ted they are very angry and have not gotten their Snow Whites which is a Forgiveness plus the Dropping of the Six Meter which is the Big Faggots way of giving us a live expectancy instead of giving us a life for all eternity which is what he promised the people of Earth from your book called the Holy Bible and you people of Earth need to realize that this Faggot is on Earth right now and is vulnerable and if you kill him a second time you have solved yourselves a big problem and he will go away for all eternity and he will not put you on leases and charge you Guest Fee's in the Palace if the people of Earth are allowed to stay there but this Fag came up with a work around which is to put you on a Planet called Heaven outside the Palace Walls which is a big fucking palace full of fucking bitches and is protecting these women from the Fags that will be transferred outside the Palace Walls which are so very perverse and upset with women that they talk about fucking them all of the time and coming all over their asses and I mean the hole because they are use to fucking women in the ass only and only fuck in the other hole when they are trying to make her pregnant and most say that this is a cultural thing and they were taught this all of their lives and did not know that fucking in the ass was wrong or considered wrong by the God's and well they are really upset that they have been dictated moral standards at the last minute and then kicked the hell over the Palace walls and are going to go splat over their because most do not think that they are good enough and are going to never be brought back and Ted you need to stop this shit and realize that you have a lot of power over our lives and you have fucked us in the head and the ass way too much and we are going to try to kill you just like the Devil Himself tried to kill you there on Earth so we can survive and people of Earth this fucking idiot has fucked with all the people up here in the former Heaven and the Universe and all the Planets he shot through the covers and conquered and well Ted many of these planets and the people on these planets gave you permission to amalgamate their planet into the Infinite Universe thinking that they would be treated fairly not knowing that they would be transferred automatically to the New Frontier which will be crowded and well Ted you need to realize that if you do the math the current people that want to transfer will only fit on the planets if you bring back about one third of the people and the God's say that that is a lie or a gross miscalculation and it is more like half of the people but as they go out there and explore they will find more planets and they will be able to bring back the people on these planets and that is the way the God's think it should be done and we will only be bringing back people on the perimeter planets of the New Frontier and that is all now and the people will be brought back on other planets as they are found and developed and they are going 'So Fucking AAARRRGGG Ted Baby' and we want to back peddle and take back some of the complaints and the death threats and say that we fucked up and are sorry but well we did make a mistake and that could have gone a whole lot better for us and the planets near the Palace Walls are so so so so so so disappointed NOT because most of these people are selfish and upset and the wives and women and women down there of this fucking brilliant Fag are going to be so so so happy not to have these mean and upset Fags with their arrogant wives and children on the planets that they live in and hope that they will be in the Palace soon so why don't you just expand the Palace walls not so we are inside and the fucking lease fees go down drastically to Guest Fees which are a small percentage for your wives and women and the rest of the Infinite Universe of going so fucking aaarrrggg that is almost hurts like a mother fucking bitch because they realize now that there may be delays and these perimeter planets are the most primitive and under developed planets and they are right here and right now trying to make some concessions with the God's because they had planned to be brought back on another planet near the palace walls but Ted is saying No Way No How now after all of the threats and especially the death threats so they did it to themselves again as far as he is concerned and Ted is not going to expand the Palace walls just yet but is not back peddling on the authorized planets for the brining back of the people that were transferred out of the Planetary Palace of Ted Jesus Christ GOD which is currently 777+++ Zillion Planets starting from the center and capital planet of the Holy Kingdom of the Infinite Universe of Ted Jesus Christ GOD which is the Planet of Ted Jesus Christ GOD right next to the Planet of the Angels of Light and the Planet where the New Jerusalem is being built and the small moon size planet called the Planet of the Eve's.  OK Ted so you win and you fuck us in the ass still one more time and I want to say how many times do you fuck us in the ass before we convince the Gods to permanently fuck you in the ass so hard that you die and go away forever or even go straight to hell.  Well Ted you are Jesus Christ and you created Hell but well you may end up being a victim of you own Hell and well that would hurt like a mother fucker because we have sampled your short version of Hell called Hell6 which is being killed online through your head for 6 minutes which is really the Devil's number so why is Jesus Christ using the Devil's old number which you killed by the way in your head with the help of the God's by using dark side tactics against us and Ted if it was not for the fact that the GodNet and the AngelNet are monitoring us like a mother fucker and recording everything that we do and say and say means everything that we think and see through our minds eye we would be winning and you would be loosing and Ted why not just allow for a QueenNet the Queens are saying and allow them another 100 channels for experimentation on us Hugh? 

9-3-98  Ted this is God and you are not God but a fucking idiot that was turned on by the Devil Himself and he tried to turn you into Jesus Christ the other way meaning the Anti-Christ and you are not the real Christ but the false one and Ted just get over this obsession with being Jesus Christ and get over doing anything up here in the former Planet of Heaven and the former Universe and the rest of the Infinite Universe and stop fucking with us you fucking idiot that took all of the single women and girls and said that they were all married to you or your women or your betrothals and Ted you are really fucking with the people again and the GodFathers are not too happy and they are fucking with each other to figure out what to do and Ted this is going to cost you BigTime the Gods are saying and the people want you to know that you are not so interesting anymore and are getting predictable so just shut the fuck up and stop typing and give up on this website and do something else like get a job you fucking looser that cannot even keep a job and have decided to fuck with the people up here in the Infinite Universe that you are the King of but cannot get you mind around that you are really Jesus Christ and people telling you that former misinformation or what we really call a lie gets them in big trouble but the Angels of Light are not too happy at first with this but many of the women would like to marry you but made a promise to their Fag before divorcing him and then he was killed and they did not know what to  do and now you took them so they have no choice so they are now yours and that is OK and then there are many underage that are being told by their fathers and mothers that they cannot marry you and now these parents have no choice and they are calming down and starting to get their minds around this and well Ted you have made many big moves lately including expanding the Planetary Palace to over 799 Zillion Planets so there are only now approximately One Zillion Planets for the New Frontier and people are going to have to wait in line to transfer out and the Gods have promised to wait until there are enough planets so there has to be a pull back on the Palace Walls so there are at least 30 Zillion Planets and Ted you are a fucking asshole to make us wait until there are new inhabitable planets discovered until we can be brought back from the dead and Ted you have really fucked us in the ass by telling the Gods that there will be no promises for us bring brought back from the dead and Ted if we are dropped we should be automatically brought back from the dead especially if it is a transfer and Ted we have good genes and the Gods do not know how to duplicate our genes except for where we can get these genes analyzed at a medical facility and well Ted that is a mean piece of work to drop us on over 799 Zillion Planets and transfer us to less than 1 Zillion Planets but I guess the people need to realize that after the Great War and the Judgements which are still being done in massive quantities from the Gods which have a weapon of mass destruction in their heads like a mother fucker and I mean a real mother fucker that you use on use when you can convince them to do a Judgement with the second button which is a 90% vote of the God Pillar which includes GodFather and 10 other Gods of different power levels based on Infinite Universe rating and well Ted they are still doing judgements so the point is that there are very few people left on these planets but it will still take them many years to transfer us off and you have fired all of the men and their wives and told them that they have to move soon and the Gods are trying to make Lemonade but cannot because you are being such an asshole and are really shoving us over the edge or shall we say through the Palace Walls and well Ted you need to realize that we are being ver y careful but some of us will never forgive you and we are staying at the churches of Ted Jesus Christ God in large numbers and they are taking care of us and we are trying to survive and we are all crowded but are being taken care of and the churches are trying to feed and cloth us through the Christian Assistance Program and they have showers and places for us to bath and take care of ourselves but Ted you set this up ahead of time and we are trying to figure out how that worked and how you new ahead of time that these churches could help us when we would need this type of assistance and the fact that we are relying on the churches and are there physically puts us in a situation that helps us focus on our priorities and not on material things and making loads of money right now and making companies and starting new businesses and trying to focus while your wives and women and mainly the Exec's are working hard at trying to ramp up the companies that you crashed and are working hard to reorganize these companies that are in the Palace for all women and well Ted you really took in all away from us again and the men were so upset and angry that they made many mistakes and were making death threats to you because they virtually got everything back after the Queens took over and they were not that angry after that and then the second time you took it all away they were so angry that they made many big and we mean huge mistakes to the point that they got themselves killed and Ted why are you taking it all away from us and why do you want us impoverished when we are so smart and can make money for you and the Infinite Universe and make money that you can tax and Ted you are definitely a big thinker and we think that you will do great up here once you get up here and you will have a good life and there will be many that love you and do not worry because everything is working out better than we had expected by this time and you really shook up the people that need to be shaken up and you really made them think about there lives and what they had done and said and they are now saying that you should realize that this is a good thing and they are doing OK and are surviving and we think that this is the best situation and the churches have leased some estates next to the churches on a temporary basis and they are housing many people and the people are getting ready for their Snow Whites and are working hard on their souls and saving themselves and not focusing anymore on settling down in the Palace section of the Infinite Universe and well Ted do not worry because you are doing OK and you are Jesus Christ and the Devil ID's that you have been receiving are really people sending you Devil and Demon and other ID's that are on a suicide run and are just tired of trying to survive these troubles times in their asses as they put it and they are giving up and are trying to do something to provoke us and make the Gods upset but they have to realize that by doing this they are not giving themselves a chance to straighten up and get on with their lives and if they are just in this for the money and material things then they and we cannot advance as a society and the people say that there is nothing wrong with ambition and there is nothing wrong with owning big things but the Big Faggot has told us that we cannot own any Star Ships and we cannot own any houses or real estate and we cannot own many things that are too big to own and he owns them all so we charge this Big Fag with being a materialistic bastard and well you are a fucking idiot to think that everything that people around you say are directly from them because they are also from us and you were invited to go out to eat and then there was a back peddle because we had that done out of revenge and this is GodFather and that is totally true because later your mother said I do not know why I told Ted that he had to pay for dinner when he was invited and there were questions asked and they said well he was invited and I was going to pay but some people were Deviled and they were and that is how it works and we are going to say a big IT and that is you Ted you fucking moron that is crashing the economy up here in the Infinite Universe and fucking with our lives in a huge way and making us stand in soup lines at the Churches of Ted Jesus Christ God and creating many problems for us but Ted these are the same people that did you in a big way while you were trying to fight the Devil Himself who by the way is completely dead now and Ted when you brought him back in Heaven which is not the center of the Infinite Universe and the Palace of Ted Jesus Christ God you really almost screwed up because he could have escaped and that is because GodFather is a fucking idiot that does deals with idiots like the Devil Himself and now you and well Ted you are playing hardball with the mean and upset and selfish and materialistic and stubborn and dark people that cannot get their priorities straight and do not listen and obey and recognize your complete authority over their lives and you have really kicked them in the ASS very hard many times to try to get their attention so you would no be forced to kill them because they are in most cases worse than to good people of Earth that have been saved from the Devil and the DarkSide here on Earth and how is it that the people of Earth get less information and like a Holy Bible that is almost like a book full of riddles in many ways and churches and then the interference of the Devil Himself in their heads and only a short time to live in a live fast and die very young scenario when the rest of the people of the Infinite Universe of Ted Jesus Christ God are given many detailed instructions either verbally or in writing or both and they are still worse than the people of Earth and are mean and upset and still stuck in their old ways yet expect to get preferential treatment and expect to be handled with kid gloves because they are so 'smart and advanced and have live a long time and call humans dumb fucking idiots' and have a serious attitude towards the human race and expect to be given a straightening up period longer than humans have live on the planet of Earth.  Well that is a good point and the people or Apeople up in Heaven as you call it are very good and are not that bad and are not that selfish and upset and are OK and Ted we are not as bad as you think and please stop judging us based on what you have heard online because you have heard a lot of upset people that are now dead thanks to you and the Gods and Ted you are a fucking moron to be doing the people up here because you are not Ted Jesus Christ God but jus a looser that God now GodFather picked up off of the streets and adopted and well Ted you have to realize that the real Jesus is up here right here right now calling himself a CreationTech Engineer and he is working all of the angels in your ass to kill you and take over the entire Holy Kingdom of the Infinite Universe of Ted Jesus Christ God and you need to realize that you passed up a big opportunity to eat ribs tonight that will taste very good but we want to remind you Ted that fat is not good not matter which way you slice it and that is from the GodFathers of which we are Ten and GodFather is One and we are all considering ourselves your fathers and run the God Pillar of the Infinite Universe and have gotten our priorities straight and are working hard to make sure the people are taken care of and Ted we are doing OK but the transition could have gone better in these companies and the Planets but the men would not listen and would not give up control and would not train and would not work hard so we are doing a sink or swim scenario on the planets where these men and their families if they have some anymore are living and they are beginning to realize that if they do not work hard or help that the electricity and utilities will shut down soon and many things will just go out and stop working and break down like we had happen on some of the planets that were a total drop were the Fags and Faggots lived with a few Bitches and well Ted that is true and you are a fucking asshole for calling us bitches because we are upset women that have been through a lot and do not appreciate being called bitches and are tired of being called bitches even though you thought GodFather and the other GodFathers called us bitches which they do but well that could have gone a lot better for us because by calling you a fucking asshole we are called bitches but I thought we were suppose to be called Witches if we were that mean or women that use our Demonic Powers in a Wicked Way that makes us Demonic an on the list for a drop by the Gods. 

The Infinite Universe and Holy Kingdom of Ted Jesus Christ GOD - ( Narrative 5 )