Part Two

After yelling for what seemed like three weeks now, Jedi-Liam,          has finally lost his voice. Lil'Onion

and Arnamentia          removed their hands from their ears and went to comfort Jedi-Liam          in this

distressing time.

   Meanwhile across the galaxy somewhere, Commander Nutbutton       and Darth Vadar         are sat

drinking together whilst reading the lastest installment of 'When good fans go bad' and posting on the

FanForum boards under the alias of Oohbaby and Yossarin.

"Actually Darth Yoss, there was something that I wanted to ask you" Commander Nutbutton       started to

explain as Darth Yoss         sat drooling over a website for Jessica Alba.

"Yes, yes what?" He asked

"It's just that we have Jedi-Liam's pants and that's great and all but I just want more Lord Yoss" Commander

Nutbutton       said.

"What do you have in mind?" Darth Yoss         asked

"Well there's this pair of boxers that his Wigglee's seem to admire so much and I just thought that if I take

those next...then Jedi-Liam         might lose his popularity with the other women" She answered and Darth

Yoss          managed to turn his attention away from the screen to look at her.

"Which would make him even more vulnerable" He smiled. "Do it" He instructed and with a large smile on her

face Commander Nutbutton       got to her feet and left the secret lair in her jet....


Du duh Du!!!!

To be continued In part Three.
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