Star Wars Episode V- "The Search For The Lost Leather Pants Of Narnia & The Lace Up Crotches Of Guttertoon"

This story was created in fun and in no way is attached to George Lucas or his ownership over the rights of Star Wars. All Smilies belong to individuals located at http://www.mysmilies.com.   This is just in good fun and in no way meant to harm others, all characters are portrayed by names of friends. The use of WGL and Michael Weatherly is not meant in infringement or disrespect...merely some harmless fun.

Starring: -                  William Gregory Lee as Jedi Liam                 Michael Weatherly as Logie-One Kenobo                 Yossarin as Darth Yoss                 Kiari as Queen Kiari                  Xerianna as Arnamentia                  Onionroach as Lil'Onion                 Oohbaby as Commander Nutbutton                 Ievans as Jac                Skylar as Cat 'O' Claws

Two years have passed since Jedi Liam           saved the universe and Queen Kiari          from the evil clutches of Darth Yoss        . However during those two years Darth Yoss         has been planning a deadly evil plot to rid of Jedi Liam          once and for all. For what some of you don't realise, is that Jedi Liam's          power comes from his tight leather trousers with a special lace up crotch and without it he would be unable to defeat Darth Yoss         or woo another Wigglee again.        With this plan in mind Darth Yoss         sent his best secret agent Commander Nutbutton       to steal Jedi Liams special trousers....                  Jedi Liam            awoke with the sun smiling down on him and slowly sat up to see Arnamentia           and Lil'Onion           preparing his clothes and wash facilities. "I have an important meeting with General Kosh, so I shall be needing my special leather trousers Said Jedi Liam           "As you wish" Smiled Lil' Onion          before moving towards the sacred trunk that kept the trousers safe. As she unlocked the trunk and lifted the lid, a gasp escaped from her mouth. "What is it?" asked Arnamentia           before moving to her friends side. "The trousers have gone!" She answered in complete shock "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!" Jedi Liam          yelled for a very long time.       Meanwhile somewhere across space Darth Yoss          and Commander Nutbutton       looked upon the leather trousers chuckling evily together. "I knew that I'd get his pants off someday" Smiled Darth Yoss         To Be continued in PART TWO

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