x0jackKellyx0: i dont want things to be like wham lets live up each others butt
x0jackKellyx0: maybe jus peek inside the hole lol
XBuTTerFLYx03: hahaha
CoRyPeRL324: the truth finally comes out dayn
XBuTTerFLYx03: haha I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
CoRyPeRL324: u know what, its over
CoRyPeRL324: i hope u urinate on urself!
CoRyPeRL324: haha YAY!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!
XBuTTerFLYx03: [gasp] how DARE u speak so foul!
XBuTTerFLYx03: hahah
CoRyPeRL324: lol!
XBuTTerFLYx03: so whats up
CoRyPeRL324: where the hell is she foo?
CoRyPeRL324: i havea confession
CoRyPeRL324: she's here
CoRyPeRL324: i stole her
XBuTTerFLYx03: she said she went out to dinner...i think she be at my g-mas crib
CoRyPeRL324: JUST JOSHING!!
CoRyPeRL324: I LOVE YOU DANA!!
XBuTTerFLYx03: i dont believe u.
CoRyPeRL324: aimees not here silly....shes probably up ur butt
CoRyPeRL324: fine, come over here and look
CoRyPeRL324: u wont find her
XBuTTerFLYx03: i dont know if i can trust u anymore after all youve done to me. im taking this to jerry springer.
CoRyPeRL324: ok bitch i could beat ur ass
XBuTTerFLYx03: yea why dontchu shut yo mouf
CoRyPeRL324: *cory throws chair at dana's head*
CoRyPeRL324: ;-)
CoRyPeRL324: I WIN! :-D
XBuTTerFLYx03: *dana picks cory up by her hair and flings her across the room, crashig against the wall and leaving the audience silent*
XBuTTerFLYx03: :-D
CoRyPeRL324: *cory goes over to dana and takes a big bite of her butt and chews it up and then spits it out in jerry's face*
CoRyPeRL324: *the audience cheers her on*
XBuTTerFLYx03: *dana bites off corys head, spits it on the floor, and smashes it into the floor w/ her whore boots. cory is laying on the floor with guts spurting out of her neck, drenching the audience*
XBuTTerFLYx03: hahahahh
XBuTTerFLYx03: lovely image
CoRyPeRL324: *dana farts really loudly and starts pooping all over the floor as the audience runs for their life, booing the existence of that disgusting human being*
XBuTTerFLYx03: LOL!!
CoRyPeRL324: :-D
XBuTTerFLYx03: *however, dana is still declared the winner because cory is decapitated and is lying on the floor like a poor soul, left to decay for all eternity! THE END*
XBuTTerFLYx03: we should make that a childrens story..ill bet itll be a best seller
CoRyPeRL324: haha definitely
x0jackKellyx0: aww
x0jackKellyx0: im so jealous u bitch
XBuTTerFLYx03: they feel all smooth n stuff..i cant stop running my tongue over them heheh
x0jackKellyx0: hahah like slimy?
XBuTTerFLYx03: yea!! its soo weird
x0jackKellyx0: jane wuldnt shut up about her smoothness wen hers came off lol
xBuTTerFLYx03: why hello there
RoXy137507: WHY HELLO my friend
xBuTTerFLYx03: whats shakin?! lol
RoXy137507: la la ~ nothing much ~ SAVE YOUR SELF!!
xBuTTerFLYx03: save myself?
RoXy137507: from the funky chicken waddle dude
RoXy137507: you cant escape him!!!!!!
xBuTTerFLYx03: oooh right..?
RoXy137507: RUN AWAY!!!
RoXy137507: run you bastard run!
xBuTTerFLYx03: ok im running!!
xBuTTerFLYx03: um, would u be my friend if i ran like THIS?!?! hahaha
RoXy137507: SACRAFICE HER !!
RoXy137507: SAVE YOUR SELF
xBuTTerFLYx03: are u hallucinating?
RoXy137507: WELL. . . .
xBuTTerFLYx03: are u sane?
RoXy137507: YEs~ Yes i am
xBuTTerFLYx03: lol
RoXy137507: yes all of the above
xBuTTerFLYx03: ok, just checking
RoXy137507: ps. im hott shiat
xBuTTerFLYx03: well duh
xBuTTerFLYx03: im cold shiat.
RoXy137507: :-$
xBuTTerFLYx03: rawr
RoXy137507: go jump your bun ion the oven
xBuTTerFLYx03: im sitting on the stove right now
xBuTTerFLYx03: im defrosting
RoXy137507: sweet swirlin onion rings
RoXy137507: simmer down now
RoXy137507: such langauge
xBuTTerFLYx03: yepyep
RoXy137507: la la la la
xBuTTerFLYx03: la dee da
RoXy137507: you sugar coated track star
xBuTTerFLYx03: excuse me?!? how DARE you.
RoXy137507: how dare i?
RoXy137507: oh ill tell you ya hunk of burnin love
xBuTTerFLYx03: how dare u call me a sugar coated track star. that was totally inappropriate and uncalled for.
xBuTTerFLYx03: u will my little stud muffin?
RoXy137507: well your just an ouehvyha so EAT ME!
xBuTTerFLYx03: bite me.
RoXy137507: dont i wish i could
RoXy137507: no i dont actually
RoXy137507: sorry
RoXy137507: im a mans woman
RoXy137507: if ya knwo what i mean
xBuTTerFLYx03: oh right, how could i forget?
RoXy137507: i guess you just couldnt
xBuTTerFLYx03: nosireebob
RoXy137507: sure?
xBuTTerFLYx03: YES I AM SURE SARGENT!
RoXy137507: you nut!
RoXy137507: you peanut!
RoXy137507: you walnut!
xBuTTerFLYx03: u roasted cashew!
RoXy137507: im not roasted yet...
xBuTTerFLYx03: [gasp] youre not?!
RoXy137507: yip;9k
xBuTTerFLYx03: oh dear.
xBuTTerFLYx03: blurb.
xBuTTerFLYx03: brb
RoXy137507: okey dokee
RoXy137507: smokey the bear
XBuTTerFLYx03: why dont we break both of lisas legs so she cant come to school and see joe?
Snlsweetie: thatsmean!
Snlsweetie: good idea!
Aimee1178: so dana.
XBuTTerFLYx03: so aimee.
Aimee1178: so.
XBuTTerFLYx03: yeah.
Aimee1178: no.
XBuTTerFLYx03: BLAH
Aimee1178: BLEH
Aimee1178: what now
Aimee1178: /??
XBuTTerFLYx03: ooh no u jus dint
Aimee1178: ooh girl i diiiid
XBuTTerFLYx03: day-ummmm
Aimee1178: whatchu messin wit?!
XBuTTerFLYx03: yall betta step off!
Aimee1178: whats yo prob'm?
XBuTTerFLYx03: youz be my probm
Aimee1178: you's betta not be steppin girl
XBuTTerFLYx03: yous gots a probm wit me?
Aimee1178: yih yih
XBuTTerFLYx03: yih yo mama!
Aimee1178: [motown philly back again....boys II men goin on..]
Aimee1178: dontchu be talkin bout ma mama girl
Aimee1178: yous steppin
XBuTTerFLYx03: ill be talkin bout yo mama weneva i feels lak it!
Aimee1178: oh rilly
XBuTTerFLYx03: yih haw
Aimee1178: damn straight?
XBuTTerFLYx03: dayum straight
Aimee1178: haha aight dats cool wit me
XBuTTerFLYx03: everythangs chill?
Aimee1178: yih
XBuTTerFLYx03: wow, we are so odd
Aimee1178: hahaha no we're just bored.
XBuTTerFLYx03: tru dat
Aimee1178: hey penis girl
Aimee1178: enlarged lately?
XBuTTerFLYx03: why hello
Aimee1178: oh wait!
XBuTTerFLYx03: yes?
Aimee1178: it's been YOU that sends me those penis enlargement emails!
XBuTTerFLYx03: aww man...youve got me all figured out..
Aimee1178: i do!
XBuTTerFLYx03: and its YOU thats been sending me those gay porn sites! duhh
Aimee1178: yes!
XBuTTerFLYx03: hahah
Aimee1178: we can team up now!
XBuTTerFLYx03: yeah baby
XBuTTerFLYx03: aimee, i have something very important to tell u
Aimee1178: yes
XBuTTerFLYx03: once upon a time i was falling in love, but now im only falling apart..
Aimee1178: haha
XBuTTerFLYx03: and i need u now tonight, and i need u more than ever
XBuTTerFLYx03: and if ur lonely hold me tight, well be holding on forever
Aimee1178: i have something important to ask u..
XBuTTerFLYx03: ok
Aimee1178: and its not a song like u..its a real question lol
XBuTTerFLYx03: lol ok
Aimee1178: how much can u enlarge me? i mean...i would like to get another 2 inches or so...can u work ur magic?
XBuTTerFLYx03: oh baby i CAN work my magic! i can enlarge u approximately 6 feet. is that enough for u??
Aimee1178: oh yeaahhhh babyyy
XBuTTerFLYx03: haha
Aimee1178: ill hook u up w/ some gay/lesbian porn in return
Aimee1178: deal?
XBuTTerFLYx03: perfecto!
Aimee1178: alright..sounds like a plan
XBuTTerFLYx03: were so good, we should make people pay for our services!
Aimee1178: oh yes..definitely
XBuTTerFLYx03: how much shall i charge per enlarged inch?
Aimee1178: $50
Aimee1178: and each site?
XBuTTerFLYx03: umm id say about $72.38
XBuTTerFLYx03: wow, we should make business cards!
Aimee1178: haha..what should our business be called?
XBuTTerFLYx03: hmm..good ?
XBuTTerFLYx03: good question
Aimee1178: ooh lol..i thought u were suggesting "good"..i was like uhh..a little more creative please lol
XBuTTerFLYx03: lol!
Aimee1178: haha
XBuTTerFLYx03: ahh i cant think of anything!
Aimee1178: oh well
XBuTTerFLYx03: were so good, we dont even NEED a name!
Aimee1178: right!
XBuTTerFLYx03: aim i have a question
Aimee1178: yes
XBuTTerFLYx03: what is love?
Aimee1178: baby dont hurt me
XBuTTerFLYx03: dont hurt me, no more
XBuTTerFLYx03: lol!
Aimee1178: lol i knew that was comin!
XBuTTerFLYx03: hahah ur too good for me!
Aimee1178: u didnt think i was that quick..did ya?!
XBuTTerFLYx03: no way jose!
Aimee1178: lol
XBuTTerFLYx03: aimee--i...i just died in ur arms tonight...
Aimee1178: dana...annie's 12 years old..
Aimee1178: and tomorrow..she'll be a whore
XBuTTerFLYx03: huh?
Aimee1178: aww cmon
Aimee1178: nobody ever told her it was the wrong way...
XBuTTerFLYx03: am i suposed to know this?
Aimee1178: sublime! wrong way!
XBuTTerFLYx03: ooh
XBuTTerFLYx03: when i was young i knew everything...
XBuTTerFLYx03: i cant be held responsible..
XBuTTerFLYx03: she was touchin her face..
Aimee1178: i cant be held responsible..
Aimee1178: she fell in love in the 1st place..
XBuTTerFLYx03: for the life of me..
Aimee1178: i cannot remember..
Aimee1178: what made us think that we were wise
Aimee1178: and we'd never compromise
XBuTTerFLYx03: for the life of me
Aimee1178: i cannot believe wed ever die for these sins..
XBuTTerFLYx03: we were only freshman
XBuTTerFLYx03: i...i just died in ur arms tonight
XBuTTerFLYx03: it mustve been something i said
XBuTTerFLYx03: call u up in the middle of the night
XBuTTerFLYx03: life a firefly without light
XBuTTerFLYx03: u were there there like a blowtorch burnin
XBuTTerFLYx03: like a key that could use a little turnin..
XBuTTerFLYx03: runaway train never goin back
XBuTTerFLYx03: wrong way on a one way track
XBuTTerFLYx03: THE best song ever..runaway train - soul asylum
Aimee1178: ooh...gg SATC is on..c ya xoxox
dana blabbed on o8.o3.o2 at o8:o9 pm
