a diseased mind
and itsdelusions, illusions and hallucinations
the paradox
i recently got a communication from the accountant general kerala. my pension has been fixed at Rs.1500/- per month. (i am just rounding it off; actually it is still less). so that is my worth as per the govt. standards.
i have been going around telling people that i am being harassed by the indian police! not only that i even had the audacity to file a suit in the high court alleging police harassment! of course the court duly threw the petition out.
now if my stories of police harassment are true the govt. must be spending far more than Rs.1500/- in one single day in order to harass and make miserable the life of a degenerate old man no more fit for service in the govt. and is just worth Rs.1500/- per month . see the paradox?! do you think any sensible executive or the judiciary at least will ever allow that?! and still i go on harping about police harassment - this inspite of the fact that "the govt pleader assured the court that there is no harassment"!
poor birdies
you must have seen the pictures of the poor birds i have shot down on the net. you know what my contention is? that these bird are trained to harass me and disturb my sleep and such! i brought an air gun specifically for shooting them. the poor things now a days scoot as soon as they see me coming out.
a few days back it was raining heavily in the morning hours and the sky was also over cast. so one of the poor darlings thought it was safe to do a bit of screeching sitting on the tree in my compound. but the "intelligent" bird was wrong for once. the mad man really walked out into the rain and the poor bird fell down dead. the fellow was lucky for if he was just injured, the mad man would have burnt him alive! the spca knows about it; but they are probably at a loss how to tackle the mad man!
finger in mouth sign !
a bit of past history now; you can trace the signs of insanity in my behaviour pattern back to the mid ninetees. at a certain stage then i was sitting facing the wall in the "staff room" in mct. my feeling was that some of the staff members were making dirty signs at me. now why should they do it? actually what was happening was that some of them had the habit of sucking their middle finger, some what like babies do - the poor innocent lambs! it is not that they were showing the "finger in mouth sign" at me. ( well, it is a "famous" sign here in trivandrum. you dont know what is a finger in mouth sign? ask kurian; he was doing it sitting on the podium!).
phthiriasis pubis
another of my false beliefs (that are held in spite of evidence to the contrary) was that the mct people in a vulgar gesture, were scratching their crotch looking at me. now, can you imagine of medical doctors and again medical college teachers who are the role models for the next generation of doctors that too ladies behaving like streetwalkers?!
rubbish. how can anybody even suggest such a thing!
one possibility is that there was a contagion of phthiris pubis infestation; ( i am not sure about the spelling; it is all very remote memories and i dont have any way of checking up) you see the itching then is horrible and you have to perforce scratch - i can vouch for that(for obvious reasons!) after all doctors are also human beings. you must have noticed that crotch scratching has stopped for quite some time now; ( the "itching" shifted to another hairy region, the head!) it is not because you had put that funny article "the nukes and the patriots" on your web page that it stopped - people must have got treated; in fact just a clean shave and manual removal where necessary is all that is required. of course there are odd cases remaining. like the mct doctor from the next house who came to your gate when your four wheeler alarm went off that day and was scratching so vigourously that you were scared that he might spill his "beans"!
corroborative evidence
add to the above all those funny pages on the net, the allegations of wire tapping, computer hacking ( the latest here is that my pc is being intercepted through wireless net working - via microwave is it?) and what not!
conclusion
my humble conclusion from the forgoing as well as the "enquiry" report of "doctor" "sujatha" is that i have all the classical signs of major psychosis
honourable police man, come and get me
i'm Maaaaa'd
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related links
Mr. Javert online first scientific research! dementia
ViceMan
2005
last updated 17 nov 2005
notes
organ sizei think i read some time back in the new scientist that one can get an approximate idea of the size of a man's penis by looking at the fingers - there is an embryological analogy between the two they say and hence a corelation between the length of the finger and that of the penis!
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purampokkil jyothiincidentally the monthly rent for my hired house is Rs.1950/- and once my reserve funds get exhausted i will have to move out into the street. i might in all probability chnage my initials from c to p - purampokkil jyothi.
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dont worry
"aallupadravam onnum thutangiyittilla!"
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