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Mulder!Morris: "Scully."
Scully: "Mulder? Is that really you?"
Mulder!Morris: "What are you doing here?"
Scully: "I'm trying to figure out a way to help you."
Mulder!Morris: "So, you're the guy that wants my life? I assume that includes all the ass kickings."
Morris!Mulder "Oh, no... you don't want to do this."
Mulder!Morris: "Oh, yeah, I do."
Frohike to Scully: "What's with him?"
Morris!Mulder: "You guys like that name? I was going to go with either 'aurora' or 'borealis.'"
Frohike: "What the hell's he talking about?"
Byers: "Mulder?"
Scully: "He's not Mulder."
Langly: "Huh?"
Scully: "We think the crash of this particular aircraft, whatever it was, resulted in a, uh..."
Morris!Mulder: "My name is Morris Fletcher. I work inside Area 51. I assumed Mulder's identity through a warp in the space-time continuum."
(The Lone Gunmen laugh and look at Scully to find out that it's true.)
Morris!Mulder to Frohike: "Trust me, little man. I ain't him. Oh, I love you guys, I really do. I mean, you're The Lone Gunmen, aren't you? You guys are my heros. I mean look at this crap you print."
Byers: "We uncover the truth."
Morris!Mulder: "'The truth.' Well, see that's what so great about you monkeys. Not only do you belive this horse pucky that we create, you broadcast it as well. I mean, look at this." (He shows them an article from their paper entitled "Saddam Testing Mandroid Army in Iraqi Desert.") "There is no Saddam Hussein. This guy's real name is John Gillnitz. We found him doing dinner theater in Tulsa. Did a mean 'King & I.' Plays good ethics."
Langly: "You're trying to say that Saddam Hussein's a government plant?"
Morris!Mulder: "I'm saying I invented the guy. We set him up in '79. He rattles his saber whenever we need a good distraction. If you boys only knew how many of your stories I dreamed up while sitting on the pot."
Frohike: "What stories?"
Morris!Mulder: "Oh, I'm sorry, Melvin, that's classified."
Frohike: "The name's Frohike, you punk ass. What the hell did you do with Mulder?"
Scully: "Shut up, all of you! If you guys want Mulder back, give me these results."
Wegman: "You mean you don't know?"
Mulder!Morris: "Don't know what?"
Wegman: "The truth. What is going on here at Area 51? What are these black-budget project? We just fly these birds. They don't tell us what makes them go. They engineer them all up in Utah."
Scully: "Morris..."
Morris!Mulder: "This is one of mine." (He shows her an article entitled "Monica: Minx or Mandroid?")
Scully: "Get your butt in gear."
Morris!Mulder: "You're going to miss me when I'm gone."
Frohike: "Yeah, fat chance, laughing boy."
Morris!Mulder: "Back off, sneezy."
Scully: "Enough!"
Mulder!Morris: "You don't look too happy. Don't tell me I'm going to have to put two kids through school."
Scully: "That is you in there, Mulder, isn't it?" (He nods yes.) "I, uh...I just got off the phone with Frohike. They were able to download and analyze the crash data and yes, there was an anomalous event that night."
Mulder!Morris: "And how do I get back?"
Scully: "Well, that's just it. It's all about random moments in time...about a series of variables approaching an event horizon. And even if we...could recreate that moment, if we could sabatoge another craft...Mulder, if we were...if we were off...if the event were off by just one millisecond..."
Mulder!Morris: "I might wind up with my head in a rock."
Scully: "Something like that, yeah."
Mulder!Morris: "What about him? I mean, me. Whatever. Who ever he is."
Scully: "Agent Mulder has become AD Kersh's new golden boy. He's been tasked with returning the flight data recorder that he and I stile. The son of a bitch confesses to Kersh even more than I do to my priest." (Mulder!Morris laughs) "I'm just tagging along for the ride."
Mulder!Morris: "What do you mean, 'just tagging along?'"
Scully: "I'm out of the Bureau. I've been censured and relieved of my position."
Mulder!Morris: "No. You can explain it to them like you explained it to me. You have the data. You can make them understand. You can get your job back."
Scully: "I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly."
Morris!Mulder, after he honks the horn: "Take a picture, it'll last longer."
Mulder!Morris: "If I...shoot him, is that murder or suicide?"
Scully: "Neither if I do it first." (She walks away.)
Mulder!Morris: "Hey, Scully." (He gives her a pile of sunflower seeds then takes back one from her hand and eats it.)
?Jeff: "What are you doing?"
??: "I'm cleaning up a mess."
?Jeff: "What are you talking about?"
??: "About an hour ago, I put Captain McDonough and Mrs. Chee back where they belong, and now it's their turn."
Mulder!Morris: "The warp that started this is snapping back like a rubber band."
Scully: "Only we have to be in it's path when it happens." (...)
Morris!Mulder: "So, this is time snapping back?"
Mulder!Morris: "It'll bel like the last few days never happened. You won't remember any of this."
Morris!Mulder: "Oh. Well, in that case, Dana... it's been real." (He slaps her on the butt again and Mulder!Morris gives him a very disapproving look.)
Mulder: "Mulder."
Scully: "Mulder, it's me. I just wanted to let you know that we slipped under Kersh's radar. Our little field trip to Nevada went unnoticed."
Mulder: "Oh, yeah?"
Scully: "Mulder, I'm sorry that your confidential source didn't pan out."
Mulder: "Well, I guess you were right, Scully. Just another crackpot who watched too much 'Star Trek.'"
Scully: "Good night."
Mulder: "Hey, Scully? I know it's not your normal life, but thanks for coming out there with me."
Scully: "You're welcome."
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