FROM WIZARD #96, August 1999

The 10 Dirtiest X-Men Quotes of all Time

Wizard magazine (and their readers) uncovered a number of X-quotes that when read out of context take on an entirely new meaning.  Following are the top ten quotes they selected, listed here for those who missed it:

10.  "Though we've never met until today, Professor, I willingly submit myself to your probe."   - Revanche, X-Men (vol. 2) #21

9.  "Even if I took it all, Ororo, it still wouldn't be enough."  - Jean Grey, Uncanny X-Men #108

8.  "Yeah, butter him up if you want."  - Iceman, X-Men (vol. 2) #30

7.  "Now, get undressed and tell me what this mess I'm looking at is."  - Dr. Reyes, Uncanny X-Men #351

6.  "So all I have to do is cut through the straps with a laser bolt and yank it off!"  - Dazzler, Uncanny X-Men #218

5.  "My telekinetic power is handling the load just fine."  - Phoenix, Uncanny X-Men #127

4.  "I've no time to be gentle."  - Colossus, Uncanny X-Men #106

3.  "And if you don't behave, I shall do the same to your mouth."  - Psylocke, Uncanny X-Men #276

2.  "Six X-Men in under 60 seconds...?  To think I felt I'd past my prime several hundred years ago."  - Apocalypse, Uncanny X-Men #295

1.  "Now as the rod begins to sag, maintain your balance...on one finger!  Hold it!  Hold it!"  -  Professor X, Uncanny X-Men #1

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