9/23/05

After a long, boring hiatus, a new TV show is in the works. There is no title yet. The show will combine situational comedy and sketch comedy. We will try to get it aired on more channels than just CTV25 this time. And we are going to be just as vulgar and offensive as we were before, if not more. We have no school rules holding us back this time. The show is in its writing stages currently, and probably wont see light until winter, but I will keep you posted.

6/15/05

Twas good to be on a big screen in a real theatre yesterday. Thanks to all who came.

6/14/05

The Zombiwank screening is today at 4PM at the Atlanta Fulton County Library.

Directions:

From Chamblee take 85 south to Williams Street. From Williams Street take a left on Andrew Young International Blvd. Bear right onto Carnegie Way. The library is at the intersection of Carnegie, Forsyth, and Peachtree Street. There should be parking around there, but I recommend Marta.

From Chamblee take Marta south to Peachtree Center station and get out at the exit that is forwards and to the right (The South-West exit). Take the huge escalator to outside, the library is across the street you are facing on the right.

The address is One Margaret Mitchell Square, Atlanta GA 30303, if you want to look it up yourself.

5/28/05

Halloweenis: Day of the Zombiwank will be screening at the Teen Screen section of the Atlanta Film Festival. It will be on Tuesday June 14th. The program will begin at 4pm at the Atlanta Fulton Public Central Library screening room (downtown Atlanta, at the intersection of Forsyth, Carnegie, and Peachtree Street) and will last approximately ninety minutes – two hours. Zombiwank will be one of the many films that screen that day. Come check us out. It's FREE! 

I'll be in japan til the 12th of june. Email me at brannon@xoxnxex.com

5/25/05

Everyone needs to show up to Tim's house on Friday May 27th at 7:30 PM. It's gonna have huge party-steez. Live performances from Fox Trotsky and Grayson Manor. Tons of people will be there. You should be too. 

Directions:

Going South on Peachtree Industrial take a right on Chamblee Dunwoody Road. When you pass Chamblee Middle School the name of the road changes to Peeler Rd. Continue on Peeler, take a left on Olde Village Lane. You can park at Village Mill Pool. See you there.

5/3/05

Just though I'd update to let yous guys know we still exist. I haven't been updating the website because we haven't  been doing much. There will be no more shows at school. We have to work on the Senior Video, and our documentaries. XoXnXeX will get back to work in June. We hope to have another TV show on this summer. Be sure to check out Zombiwank at the Atlanta Film Fest on June 14th (see post below)

4/5/05

Halloweenis: Day of the Zombiwank will be screening at the Teen Screen section of the Atlanta Film Festival. It will be on Tuesday June 14th. The program will begin at 4pm at the Atlanta Fulton Public Central Library screening room (downtown Atlanta, at the intersection of Forsyth, Carnegie, and Peachtree Street) and will last approximately ninety minutes – two hours. Zombiwank will be one of the many films that screen that day. Come check us out. It's FREE! 

3/29/05

Check out the Atlanta 2005 section if www.campusmoviefest.com for films by Chris Fuller and Andrew Zonneveld. Check out Team Beaver's Super Racquetball: Birth of a Nation and Zonifilm's  Jesus Christ Part Two: Spreading the Word of God in the 21st Century . Fan fucking Tastic.

3/19/05

Tonight at the Brittany Club in the Brookhaven area our friends, Below Axis will be having a cd release party for their debut album. They will be performing live with special guests Grayson Manor, our friends Fox Trotsky and Iron Mic regular and Chicken Scratch star, James Roberson's group Dope Boys. The concert is free. CDs are 5 bucks. I believe t-shirts and tickets to upcoming shows will be available too. 

XoXnXeX people will be in attendence with DVDs and stickers. We also have one t-shirt left if anyone wants it for 16 dollars. Max will be filming his documentary on Fox Trotsky as well. 

DIRECTIONS:

Heading south from Chamblee on Peachtree Industrial take a right on Lanier Dr. (right before Oglethorpe university), take a left at the first stop sign (Woodrow Way) drive for a minute and take a right on Breton circle, the Brittany club is at the bottom of the hill on the right. Or look at mapquest.

It should be a kickass time, see you there.

3/14/05

If you would like to order an xoxnxex product via mail contact me at brannon@xoxnxex.com for shipping information.

3/13/05

Click Hmyah for brand new x1x promo!

3/8/05

We filmed "Decline of the IQ" today. It is a short film about Max and James getting dumber by the minute thanks to a certain substance.

I'd just like to remind everyone that the forum is completely uncensored. Anything anyone posts on there will stay there, it will not be deleted. If you are offended by something it says on there, don't read it. Don't be a pussy little bitch and say that xoxnxex are racists or some bullshit, just b/c Adolf Satan or Christopher Reeves made some racist comments on the forum. Anyone can write on the forum, not just x1x members. The views and opinions expressed on the xoxnxex forum are not the views and opinions of xoxnxex films nor are they necessarily the views and opinions of those who expressed them.

3/6/05

We are now located at www.xoxnxex.com

You can still find us at www.xoxnxex.tk and www.oocities.org/xoxnxexfilms

Now a word from James Turman:

Yo, This is James from x1x. With the help of many I am forging the ultimate of ultimate DVD's with stuff that I've written. So be on the look out for that shit cause I'm gonna be selling it for like a buck, so you can either get a taco or my DVD when the time comes. So if any mother fucker buys a taco and doesn't have the DVD, I'll fucking kill them. Thanks!

3/5/05

Yesterday's show was a success. Thanks for watching. 

I haven't been updating much lately because we haven't been doing much lately. We are in pre-production on "No Thumbs" and I am editing a skateboarding video with Josh Wallman. The skate video will be available sometime before summer... hopefully, and No Thumbs will be on X1X volume 3 and possibly on tv.

3/3/05

There will be a show at school tomorrow. It includes a new episode of Chamblee Cops, a 5 person "Iron Mic Sypher", and some school-related shorts.

2/4/05

Bumper stickers now available for a buck each.

Thanks to everyone who bought the DVD. DVDs are still available. Volume 2 is 5 dollars. Volume 1 and 2 together are 8 dollars. We've sold 85 copies in the first week of sales of Volume 2. 

We have entered some films into the Atlanta Film Festival this year. More on that when we know more.

Upcoming projects:

No Thumbs - A short film about a man born without thumbs.

Leroy the Caveman - Kids skip class and find a caveman in the freezer at school. Craziness ensues.

Tylenol IV Commercial

1/29/05

xoxnxex.tk anniversary.

1/24/05

XoXnXeX Uncensored Volume 2 is available now for 5 dollars!

The Feature Includes:

Special Features include:

The DVD is compatible with most DVD players, including PS2 and X Box.

It has Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound 

I recommend paying in advance in order to get first dibbs. We will have a limited amount of copies each day.

XoXnXeX would like to welcome our newest member Eric Vincent. The members and friends pages have been updated accordingly. 

1/17/05

Today we are recording more commentary for volume 2. The only thing left to create for volume 2 is the hosting/introductions. It will be ready for the 1/25 release date. If you would like to preorder a DVD give 5 bucks to an xoxnxex member, and you will get your copy before we starting pushing them.

1/15/05

We have finished a new sketch called "Coach Karter". It is a parody of the new Sam Jackson movie, "Coach Carter". The censored version will be on the show this Friday and the uncensored version will be on the DVD.

Today we will be recording commentary tracks for the new DVD. Commentators will be different for every sketch depending on who's involved. 

Uncensored Volume 2 will be available on Tuesday, January 25th. It will cost 5$. If you want to buy Volume 1 and 2 at the same time it will be 8 dollars for the both of them. Bumper stickers will be available in the next two months.

1/08/05

Tons of stuff will be different about the DVD than you are expecting. So I'm gonna stop telling you what's gonna be on it until it is complete. Word Up Bitch.

12/26/04

New stills from "New Kids" are up on the picture site. The film is almost completed. I will keep you posted.

12/25/04

Merry Christmas everyone. 

XoXnXeX stickers coming soon!

XoXnXeX Uncensored DVD Volume 2 is only one month away!

12/22/04

I put up a scan of the article about xoxnxex in Chamblee High's news paper, The Blue and Gold.

Click Here to see it.

12/20/04

I just added about 20 new stills to the xoxnxex picture site. Go to www.oocities.org/xoxnxexpictures or click any hyperlink in this update.

12/18/04

Our homies, Fox Trotsky will be playing a show in Chamblee on Monday night. It's at a brand fuckin new venue near PDK called Forever Nights. It's at 7 PM. There will be 2 other bands. It will cost 5 dollars. Click here for more info and directions. Fox Trotsky is made up Conor Quinn (Chuck in "The Real World", Writer of "Flawless Victory" and other sketches), Mason Turner (The Rap Off Judge in "Chicken Scratch") and Gus Fernandez (Co-Star of "New Kids"). See you there.

12/16/04

Tomorrow's Chamblee Blue and Gold newspaper will have an article about xoxnxex and the whole lawsuit fiasco. Apparently it's the longest article in the paper. Max, Tim, and I were interviewed. There is also a picture.

We've had 2 shows in the past 2 days. Of those shows, the following will be included on the DVD: Ink Blot Test, Cops, You Got Attended 2, and maybe some short clips of Lev's rap.

DVD will be finished soon, along with the DVD will be a massively updated website, maybe a whole new layout, maybe a new address .com? maybe? You'll see. New member? Find out in January.

The Following is the list of stuff that will be on the DVD:

That list is in priority order, if there isn't room, we will take things of from the bottom of the list up, it is likely that we will come up with more material to take the place of mouse balls and a day in the life of death, so those will likely be removed. The DVD will also include special features, Easter eggs, and commentary. If you have an objection to mouse balls or death's exclusion from the dvd, or want to request something to be on the dvd, bitch about it on our forum. I'll let you know of any changes. 

11/28/04

The Vol.2 Trailer has been updated w/ the new date, and new clips replacing the stuff we decided not to use on the DVD. Watch it right hmnyah.

XoXnXeX needs money, so look out for upcoming fundraisers. Cheaper T-shirts? Bumper Stickers? I'll keep you posted.

The release of XoXnXeX Uncensored Volume 2 has been postponed until January. We will be able to fit more on it now. So far we know that it will include New Kids, G'Day Guvna, Zombiwank, Baghdad Ass Up, The original xoxnxex on ice pilot (includes "How to Get Women"), A Day in the Life of Death, Mouse Balls, Meet XoXnXeX, Mega Man High, Houze, and No Thumbs. I'm sure more will be added as we go.

We have begun filming Meet XoXnXeX, Mega Man High, and Half Hour of Blasphemy, and we will begin filming No Thumbs and Houze very soon.

11/18/04

I updated the f-word out of the productions page. No new pics yet, but I'll let you know. 

We finished filming for New Kids finally. We have started working on Mega Man High and Half Hour of Blasphemy.

11/9/04

Thanks to everyone who watched xoxnxex on ice. We have received excellent feedback about it, and we hope to hear more, so post on the forum!

11/8/04

XoXnXeX On Ice!!!!!!!! Tonight at 9:30! Comcast channel 25. 

We have made it to television, and the only beeped word is fuck!

11/7/04

JESUS H. FUCK!

Here's what's up. XoXnXeX On Ice. Tomorrow (Monday, the 8th). 9:30 PM. Comcast Channel 25 in DeKalb county. 

If you have satellite TV, go to a friends house, for the love of god. If you live in Fulton or Henry or Gwinnett or Cobb, go to DeKalb county, for the love of fuck.  WE HAVE A FUCKING TV SHOW!

If you happen to miss this, the original pilot will be on Uncensored Volume 2, as will the replacement sketches, but that means you have to wait 'til December, or even January! We have a fucking tv show. It's meant to be watched on TV. 

10/27/04

OH MY GOD! click here for trailer

XoXnXeX on Ice half hour special: Monday, November 8th at 9:30 PM! On CTV25 (In Dekalb County)

10/15/04

The next episode of "The Show" will air on Friday October 29th. It will be a Halloween special. We have begun filming already for a sketch I wrote called "A Day In The Life Of Death". It's looking to be pretty good stuff. 

Though the event at the echo lounge was cancelled, there are 4 other possible screenings coming soon, but I will let you know more as I do.

We are still filming for "New Kids on the Block : The Hot Lead Enema". We have some pretty kick-ass stuff so far, and it will be available on xoxnxex uncensored volume 2, which, if all goes well, will be available in December.

We are also trying to get xoxnxex on ice to air on public access around Halloween time. As soon as that's official, we will promote the fuck out of it.

Oh yeah, and go see Team America.

10/8/04

FUCK.

The echo lounge event has been cancelled as of 10/8 at 11 oclock. Apparently you have to be 21 to enter the echo lounge nowadays, and you can't even get in if your parents come. Therefore no films from us would be able to air at all, because none of us would be able to get in to bring the tape. Dammit. 

10/6/04

Volume 2 trailer now available for download!!!! CLICK HERE!

10/4/04

Bremer says :Check out Pat Valley's (Bremer's Cousin) band, Below Axis at www.belowaxis.com.

9/27/04

4 XoXnXeX Films airing in film festival!

What: Cheese Grater : Bloodlust :: Redemption, The 3 Vladymirs, How to Get Women (Previously banned from television), and Chicken Scratch.

Where: The Echo Lounge. 551 Flat Shoals Ave., East Atlanta

When : Tuesday, November 23rd at 8 pm.

Come to cheer us on. It is a cheer or jeer fest, or a gong show. We could get booed off, cheered on, or gonged. The winning film moves on to the Atlanta Film Festival, and if we are in the ATL film fest, we are elligible for an Oscar. That maybe wishful thinking, but ATl Film Fest would still be cool. Plus you get to see xoxnxex in a public place for once. Come check it out. November 23rd at the echo lounge. 

There will be a show in the CHS cafeteria during all lunches on Friday. It will include The Mouse Ball Filching Case, G'Day Guv'na, as well as some of xoxnxex friends' work, which is also excellent.

9/18/04

All new pictures!!!! www.oocities.org/xoxnxexpictures or click here. For any new productions you hear about, that's where you will find the pictures from now on. All the old ones are in the same place though. It curreently has pictures of the xoxnxex t-shirt, new kids on the block : the hot lead enema, celebrity reenactments of horrible tragedies, Homophobia!, Freshman How To w/ Brian Morton, G'Day Guv'na, and the Mouse Ball Filcher Hunt.

9/5/04

We have begun filming for New Kids on the Block : The Hot Lead Enema, and it is a success so far. We shot our first ever fight scene and it is excellent, good make up and blood too. We will be filming more over the next week or two. I will keep you posted.

We received "slap threats" to Brian Morton in the show idea box. When we went to confront the motherfucker who did it, a girl ran up on Brian asking for his autograph, completely serious. To keep things like this from happening, we are setting up an autograph booth sometime next week in the freshmen hall. 

8/30/04

Lots of major projects coming up in the near future. 

"New Kids on the Block : The Hot Lead Enema" We are filming this weekend. It is about some kids from Delaware who move here, and get jumped. However the kids who jumped them don't know that they are some hard-ass motherfuckers, and that they are about to get killed. Starring roles are pending.

"Mega-Man High" This will air on "The Show". We start shooting on Thursday. It is about Mega-Man in high school. Costumes are currently being finished up. The script was finalized today.

"Decline of the IQ" Our first stoner movie. Written by James. Starring James (who would've thought?) and Max. We start filming this weekend.

"Mouse Ball Filcher Hunt" Completed. Will air on the first episode of the show season 3. Investigative report.

"Plus One" Basketball tourney. Currently filming. Parody of And 1.

TV show on comcast: We are working on replacing 8 minutes of the version that's in the can with any of the above sketches. After that, it will air. It will not be a weekly show. We will broadcast a halfhour special whenever we have the material. I'll let you know more when I do.

www.moviesaskew.com We are big Kevin Smith fans, and he's having his own monthly film festival. How awesome is that?

I am starting a production company with a dude I met at Comcast. We are making commercials. Just thought I'd let ya know. 

The webspace is full. I am working on getting more. No pictures for a while.

4 T-shirts still available. L and XL only. email me at xoxnxexfilms@yahoo.com

8/22/04

Sorry for the lack of updates. Lots has been happening and I've been busy w/ it plus school and work. There will be an episode of "The Show" in its third season hope fully within the next 2 weeks. Be sure to watch Chamblee Morning News for "Freshman How To with Brian Morton". 

Last but not least.... XOXNXEX T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE NOW! They are 16 dollars, that may sound steep, but we are making only a dollar profit on the shirt. We have 4 left. (1 XL and 3 Ls). All the rest are reserved. So if you didn't get one yet. E-mail me at xoxnxexfilms@yahoo.com or AIM me at shaggyshortlegs to order your t-shirt. I will have pics up shortly for them, but you can take my word for it that they're gnarly as hell. If you want a different size than the 4 listed above request it, and pay for it and you will receive your shirt after I special order it from thunder road studios. Any questions contact me. 

8/10/04

T-shirts are available for preorder. Specify your size. 1 DAY ONLY! You can try to order them tomorrow though. 16 dollars. Sorry they're pricey, but that's how much we pay  for them. Post on the forum or email me at xoxnxexfilms@yahoo.com 

We are now working on 2 new pilots. They will pretty much consist of the same stuff, however. One will be for public access, Comcast channel 25. The other for a new cable station called WAEN, Atlanta's Entertainment Network. If we get on WAEN, things will be so awesome. We would get paid to make sketches and movies. It will kick ass. I'll let you know how things turn out as I do. 

School started back, and in our broadcasting class is Me, Tim, Max, Bremer, and Brian. Along w/ some new people. It should be pretty cool and hopefully we can make some good shows. 

8/8/04

The pilot episode I turned in did not get approved to air on Comcast. We have to cut the "How to Get Women" sketch, and replace it with something that doesn't have to do with getting your dick sucked. I'll keep you posted.

8/7/04

Now that I finally have the software to update this website again, I have lots of news for you all, especially those of you who haven't been going to the forum. I am going to try and make this update as short as possible. Here's lots of new pics:

News : 1 2

Iraqi Abuse: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Mapquest 2.0: 1 2

Crack: 1

Oxford Square Ladies' Book Club: 1 2 3

Celebrity Reenactments of Horrible Tragedies: Graphic

The 3 Vladymirs: 1 2

New Sketches: Tralvex, Oxford Square Saturday Afternoon Ladies' Book Club Reviews "The Holy Bible", Iraqi Abuse, News, and a surprise intro for the first episode.

The first episode of "xoxnxex presents" is completed. I turned it in to Comcast and they are going to review it and hopefully we will get approved. The first episode is entitled "xoxnxex on ice". It features acting from xoxnxex members, as well as Chris Edwards, Jeff Potenza, Annie Zonneveld, Virginia Bradley, Justin Blackwell, Bart Koenigsberg, Raj Thiagaraj, Danny Dasher, and Colt Platt. It will include Celebrity Reenactments of Horrible Tragedies, all the sketches listed above, some commercials, Cheese Grater : Bloodlust :: Redemption, and more. We have held 4 screenings of it, all of which went over very well if you ask me. If you attended those screenings, I have fixed the spelling errors in the disclaimer. It is possible that we could not get approved, and either way everything will be available on DVD. We'll wait 'til we have an hour and a half before we put it out though.

XoXnXeX T-Shirts coming soon. If you know of a good place or website that will make shirts for us, and it's not cafepress.com let me know. xoxnxexfilms@yahoo.com or go to the forum. 

On Tuesday I am having a meeting with the head of WAEN (Atlanta's Entertainment Network). I'll let you know more about that when I do. 

7/26/04 

This is going to be a busy week for xoxnxex. We are trying to finish our pilot episode this week. So far it is looking hilarious and is about 65% done. 

New pictures from the Tralvex Herpes Medication commercial and "How to Get Women by James Turman" are here. 

Tralvex Picture Tralvex Sound

How to Get Women Pictures 1 2

7/24/04

I pitched the show today. The guy who runs Comcast is going to get back to me. Before we get a timeslot we have to have a pilot episode. The show will be titled "XoXnXeX Presents". This gives us the flexibility to change the concept of the show around whenever we want. XoXnXeX Presents xoxnxex on ice or xoxnxex presents half hour of blasphemy. The only consistency will be "xoxnxex presents". We are going to work hard to finish the pilot episode as soon as possible. The pilot episode will be XoXnXeX On Ice. It will be a half hour of sketch comedy that we have filmed throughout the summer. We have a bit left to film and we will try to get it done this week. We have lots of good ideas, but your ideas are always welcome. Just post them on the message board.  

Keep voting on the timeslot. The future of XoXnXeX depends on you. Wednesday at 9 is winning.

Yesterday we filmed an infomercial sketch starring James Turman and Virginia Bradley. It is hilarious and you should see it on Comcast soon. 

Bad News: My computer just got Fed in the A. I didn't lose any files. But I might not  be able to update this website or edit for about 3 or 4 days. Someone is calling my house on Monday to make an appointment to replace my internal hard drive.  I am in the process of moving all of my files to the xoxnxex external hard drive. While I am moving things I can't edit. That is why I will be idle for a few days. When I get the new hard drive, I will have to re-install everything. Video Editors, Windows, Audio Editor, Kazaa, Front Page (the tool I use to make this website), Flash Animation, Print Artist, and Encore (my dvd authoring program). This should not effect our tv show.

More Bad News: I just heard a  rumor that the guy at Comcast who we do dealings with was fired from Comcast. This is terrible. He was going to let us air obscene material before 11 o'clock (against regulations).  Probably something like that got him fired, but I'm still pissed off and scared about it. This might cause our show to tone it down, or put beeps over bad words. Doesn't look good. I am going to pitch the show today. So I will find out if it is true and how it will affect xoxnxex. 

7/21/04

It's your chance to vote on when our tv show will air. Go to the forum and choose one of 5 different times. The most votes will be the first proposed time. If we cant get that time slot, we will ask for the second and so on.

7/20/04

I, Brannon, am now certified at Comcast community television. Pretty much that means that xoxnxex can air stuff on TV weekly. XoXnXeX On Ice Half Hour Special official date soon.

We filmed a commercial today. Pictures will be up tomorrow.

7/20/04

If my day goes well I will be certified at Comcast by tonight.

James Turman wrote an excellent script and we will make it soon. More on that later.

We are filming a new commercial today.

7/18/04

Today I will crew my 4th show at Comcast. The 5th tomorrow. The 6th sometime later this week. We will have a tv show soon. Bremer is half done with the class. 

Big XoXnXeX news coming soon!

7/16/04

Yesterday, we reshot the short film by Tim Reis. The title has been changed from "Swan Song of the Seventh Samurai" to "Cheese Grater : Bloodlust :: Redemption". It is much better than the first one, and due to the change in locations from Jersey Mike's to Keswick park; the plot changed for the better. Instead of two dudes just sitting in a restaurant talking. They are sitting in a park watching a sword fight talking. All the footage looks really good so I went ahead and put up eight pictures of it, even though it's only three and a half minutes long.

Here's those eight pictures I was talking about.   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

We decided to cut the 2 minute movie we shot on 7/13 down to about 20 seconds and we're gonna throw the clip in somewhere random. There's not gonna be any pictures on the website except for Colt's friend section picture. 

7/14/04

I am crewing my 3rd show today. Then my 4th on Sunday. 5th on Monday. 6th on Tuesday. I will be certified on Tuesday. We will have a TV show sooner than I thought. I will know the date and time soon.

Yesterday we filmed a short film with some awesome special effects. 

I added 5 new friends to the friends section. Chris Edwards, Jeff Potenza, Bart Konigsberg, Colt Platt, and Gus Fernandez. 

7/13/04

We are filming the Fox Trotsky video today.  Fox Trotsky rocks hard.

Nevermind.

7/11/04

Michael Bremer started his Comcast training today. I crewed my second show today. I also finished editing the Flawless Victory PSA and the Telephone Alzheimer's PSA.

New Pictures

Flawless Victory PSA: 1 2

Telephone Alzheimer's: 1 2 

7/9/04

We have filmed 3 new sketches in the past 2 days. One short film by Tim Reis, a anti-bicycling public service announcement, and PSA about the children of our future.

Future of Children PSA: 1 2 

I'll have the other pics up shortly.

I have crewed 1 of the 6 required shows to become certified at Comcast. I will crew the second one on Sunday. 

7/4/04

The first episode of "Celebrity Reenactments of Horrible Tragedies" is looking hilarious. Chris Fuller is an excellent Sean Connery. Chris Edwards is an excellent bum. Here are some pictures: Sean1 Sean2 Bum1 Bum2

We will be filming for the much anticipated Fox Trotsky music video this week. It should be ready by the first episode of XoXnXeX On Ice.

7/3/04

Tonight some xoxnxex members and friends will be downtown filming the first episode of "Celebrity Reenactments of Horrible Tragedies", Starring Sean Connery. 

I have learned a very helpful new effect in my video editor, which will open many special effects opportunities for xoxnxex films. You will hopefully see this effect in the new Fox Trotsky video. 

6/26/04

Last night we did some more filming  for the Fox Trotsky music video. Fox Trotsky fuckin rocks! We got some good footage. Hopefully the video will be done for the series premier of XoXnXeX On Ice. Speaking of XoXnXeX On Ice, Chris Fuller, Chris Edwards, Gus Fernandez, and Conor Quinn recorded have created a theme song for the TV show. I heard it was totally amazingly spectacularly phenominalexcellent, not to mention awesome. Thanks to Fox Trotsky for plugging the DVD on their website and at their concert.

6/22/04

I have completed my Comcast training. After I have crewed 6 shows, I will become certified. "XoXnXeX On Ice" TV show will be on soon! We are shooting for middle or late July. We have been coming up with many good ideas lately. You wont be disappointed. To hear about our ideas, go to the xoxnxex forum, when you get there, tell us what you think of these ideas, or give us new ones. 

6/20/04

Tim and I just finished the editing and DVD authoring for a wedding video. We will be making lots of dollaz for XoXnXeX and we will be able to purchase some new equipment or props or anything really.

Today is my second to last Comcast class. Tuesday is my last one. We are very close to having our own TV show. 

6/14/04

We got a lot done today. James, Nick, Brian, and I got together and brainstormed ideas for the TV show. We came up with lots of good stuff. We filmed a commercial for Mapquest 2.0 and we went trumpeting ( You'll see). 

Tomorrow is the 4th Comcast class.

Ideas from yous guys are always welcome. If you have an idea, and would like to see it done, sign the forum or email me at xoxnxexfilms@yahoo.com . 

6/12/04

We just got back from Comcast. It was an interesting day. I'll tell you more about that when i upload a certain picture, though. Max will take the class in July and become certified. 

We are doing a shoot for a sketch on Monday the 14th. We don't have a clue what it will be yet. If you have any ideas or would like to help email me at xoxnxexfilms@yahoo.com .

6/11/04

XoXnXeX is making a very good first impression at Comcast. The supervisors are asking us advice. It's great. For those of you that don't know, this is our situation at Comcast: Tim and I (Brannon) are taking a class to become certified director/producers. When we become certified, we will be able to produce our own TV show. There are six classes throughout June. The second and third classes will be finished this coming Saturday. We will try and get around any procedure and air the show early, but as soon as we find out when the first episode will air, we'll let you know. This is what we know so far: It will be on channel 25, Comcast Community Television, in DeKalb County. It will be called XoXnXeX on Ice. It will be directed and produced by me for at least the first month. After a month Tim and Bremer and if there are openings in the class, Max will be able to direct/produce. 

Keep checking back here for more news regarding XoXnXeX on Ice.

6/9/04

Today we shot and edited another sketch for xoxnxex on ice. No pictures yet. We also recorded the Fox Trotsky concert for the "There Will Never Be Peace" video. 

6/4/04

Yesterday we shot and edited the first sketch for xoxnxex on ice. It'll be up on the productions page by the time you read this. Shortcut to picture. Another.

5/30/04

The show at Skyler's was awesome. We go some shots for the Fox Trotsky video. 

5/29/04

Tonight at the home Alex Childs, there will be a concert put on by  our very good friends, Fox Trotsky and guests.  We will be filming for a Fox Trotsky music video of "There Will Never Be Peace". Everyone who can come out should. It is going to be tons of fun. 

Saturday the 29th of May at 8:30 PM

2148 Plantation Lane (Corner of Admiral and Plantation)

Chamblee, GA 30341

See ya there!

5/22/04

Congratulations to the xoxnxex members and friends who graduated today: Chris Fuller, Will Hammons, James Turman, Andrew Zonneveld, Daniel Chapital, Conor Quinn, Mason Turner, Jasmine Szumski, Raj Thiagaraj, Scott Reid, Erin McNicholas, Courtney Martin, Andrew Joseph, James Dickson, Myke Morgan, Demarco Williams, Neill Lester, Jonathan Dameron, Kim Filapek, Jonathan McDonald, and anyone else who graduated high school today!

5/21/04

The DVD was a total success. Of the hundred and fifty copies I made I only have 3 left! Thanks to everyone who bought one, and enjoy! Once again, if there are any problems with your DVD let me know ( xoxnxexfilms@yahoo.com ) and I'll find a way to get you a new one. 

We are now working on a wedding video that will make us lots of money, and then we begin working on the public access show currently titled "XoXnXeX on Ice".

5/18/04

XoXnXeX regrets to inform you that we had nothing to do with today's beautiful prank.

In case you didn't know, hardcore porn was broadcasted to the entire school before the morning news today. It was not an xoxnxex production unfortunately, but we support the actions of the people who will currently remain nameless. They are all friends of xoxnxex (not listed on the site).

Good luck to all of those who are being disciplined for this award-worthy prank.  

5/15/04

All the money we are making from the DVD is going towards props and equipment for the public access show in July. This show is going to be great, and if anyone has any ideas they would like to see made happen, just post them on the forum.

5/14/04 

Show season finale was supposed to air today, but apparently communism isn't appropriate to talk about at school. So the 16 minute long show includes "On the Spot w/ XoXnXeX", CMN parodies, and the 5 minute, censored version of  A Day in the Clouds 2.

As of 5 o'clock today we have sold 94 copies of the XoXnXeX Uncensored DVD. Just thought I'd let ya know. 

XoXnXeX Films would like to welcome new member Brian Morton! Check the members page.

5/13/04

DVD's have been selling really well, and we've been getting very good feedback about them, but more is always welcome, so sign the forum! Thanks to everyone who bought one!

If you have any problems at all with the DVD please let us know.

5/10/04

XoXnXeX Uncensored DVD volume 1 available now for 5 dollars! If you want one hit up any xoxnxex member you know or aim me at shaggyshortlegs or email me at xoxnxexfilms@yahoo.com. The sooner you order the faster you will get it.

This just in: I have figured out how to make DVDs that work on a playstation 2!

5/8/04

The reason I haven't been updating much lately is that I have been very busy trying to put this dvd out. It is pressed for space, so I had to remove the member profiles, i figure it's more important for you to see the films and sketches than find out about us. I will add a member profile section to the website later to make up for it. The DVD will be available this week!!!!!!!!!! I'll keep you posted.

Oh yeah, the price for the DVD: ONLY 5$!

5/2/04

I added pics to Inflatable Toilet Seat and the Swerve Kills PSA sections of the productions.

Shortcut to toilet # 1    # 2     Swerve Kills

4/28/04

We started working on A Day in the Clouds 2, it will be on the DVD, and hopefully the show season finale! I added pictures to The Real World and A Day in the Clouds 2 on the productions page.

4/26/04

Ladies and Gentlemen... The XoXnXeX Uncensored DVD Content List:

Intro

A Day in the Clouds 

Cops

Chamblee Idol: “Like a Virgin”

Arse Odorant Body spray Commercial #1

Pirates of the Internet

Ely vs. Mitchell Iron Mic

Brian Morton Tribute

Bubba’s Stolen Car Lot

Real World

Ghosts of Chamblee

50 Centerview

Swerve PSA

Arse Odorant Body Spray Commercial #2

Auditions

More Cops

Chicken Scratch

Zonnie Commercial

Santa’s Stolen Tree Lot

Easy Amusement

Skateboarding Trailer

Finding Emo

Inflatable Toilet Seat

Even More Cops

XoXnXeX Cribs with Alan Smithee

Mountain Douche

Envy vs. Eli Iron Mic

Cops!!!!!!!!

Arse Odorant Body Spray Commercial #3

A Day in the Clouds 2

The Passion of the Chris

Prose

Credits

More?!

Special Features:

Alternate Endings

Censored Version of Envy vs. Eli Iron Mic

Commentary

XoXnXeX Member Profiles

More!

Let's just hope it all fits...

4/24/04

Max is awesome. Thanks to Max the DVD will have menus that are detailed and easily navigable.  I am currently working on the menus for the DVD. All productions for it should be done by Friday. We're hoping for a May 14th Release date. I'll keep you posted.

4/23/04

Updated productions page, there will be more stuff on the DVD than expected, let's hope it all fits. I am getting the DVD authoring software today, so the DVD should be done very soon!

Art fags suck.

4/22/04

I have been working non-stop on the DVD, which should be available by May 14th. That date is actually a total guess, but no matter what, it will be available at least 1 week before school (DeKalb county) is out. We are trying to get a few extra things done for it. Including a second episode of cops, a sequel to a very well-liked short film, and a commercial for a doll that you wish you had, dude!

4/20/04

1/16th of prose screened at the echo lounge tonight. The crowd liked it. The judges didn't. Prose is not a movie for the art fag audience. 

FUCK ART FAGS.

Thanks to everyone who came out! 

Conor and his sister*

4/19/04

Prose screening tomorrow! Come show your support for xoxnxex! 8 O'clock, 4/20/04, 5 bucks at the door. 

The Echo Lounge

Directions from Chamblee High School

Flyer

Image Film and Video

4/18/04

I think we have a good chance at winning the "Short Lived! Film Slam", but especially if alot of people come out to support us. So anyone reading this, please come to our screening. If you have to bring yout parents, do it. I, Brannon Boyle, will take full responsibilty for the bad language in the movie, even though Tim wrote it. EVERYBODY CLICK HERE! Its less than 2 days away!

4/17/04

I added new productions to the productions page and added people to the credits on the productions page. If anyone notices a typo or if I forgot to list someone in the credits, let me know. Post on forum, email me at xoxnxexfilms@yahoo.com or instant message me at shaggyshortlegs. BTW, all news updates are by Brannon, unless noted otherwise.

4 Days until Prose at the Echo Lounge.

4/15/04 

Our website has been viewed by 1000 different people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or 1000 different computers. However you want to look at it.

6 Days until our first non-school screening!

4/14/04

XoXnXeX took over Comcast TV studios today. It was very enlightening. What's that? xoxnxex TV show? this summer? channel 25 on Comcast? Actually, we don't know for sure yet. But it's looking good. I'll keep you posted. 

I finally printed some prose flyers, but they are limited. Anyone who wants to help out and pass some out for us, save this picture and print it full page on a normal 8.5 by 11 piece of paper.

4/13/04

There is a surprise if you go the forum page!

I am making flyers for the Prose screening, if you want one let me know. You can instant message me at shaggyshortlegs or just print it yourself. Here's the picture.

Tim Reis is writing a movie. More on that later.

Me (Brannon), Zonnie, Bremer, Chris, and Tim will be crewing a public access show at Comcast tomorrow. When we go there we will talk about a possible XoXnXeX television show this summer. More on that later also.

On an unrelated note, the Kill Bill Vol. 1 DVD came out today. Great movie!

Oh yeah, I added another picture for prose because I needed it for the flyer anyway. Here

4/12/04

The mountain douche shoot was spectacular. Me and Chris already edited it. It's done. But we may make our own version of "Crawling in the Dark". Other than that, it's done and extremely hilarious. It will be exclusive to the uncensored DVD, which comes out in less than a month! Here's some stills from the shoot: 1 2 3

We are filming the Mountain Douche commercial today. It will be starring Jasmine Szumski and Amanda Ingle. I will put pics up after we get back from the shoot. Credits so far are one the productions page.

4/11/04

PROSE AT THE ECHO LOUNGE! CLICK HERE or SCROLL DOWN!

To purchase tickets in advance click here (scroll down to the April 20th show). I recommend only buying tickets online if you're 18, otherwise wait until the show to try and get in. Bring an adult or a fake ID and you should be ok.  

4/9/04

It turns out you have to be 18 to get in w/o a parent or guardian, so if you have to bring your parents do, but I recommend an older sibling that can pass as a parent or guardian, or a fake ID. Anyone who shows up will be greatly appreciated. I am making a bunch of phone calls to try and change this or get people on a list or something, so bear  with me.

4/8/04

If you are 18 or older we need you to come to the echo lounge on April 20th!! The show is 18 or older only, so we need as many adults as possible. Please help us out!

4/6/04

COME SEE PROSE AT THE ECHO LOUNGE ON APRIL 20th!!!!!!!!!

Since prose did not make it into the teen screen section of the Atlanta Film Festival, I called about this little event, and it will air. If we get enough people to cheer for our movie, then we will have a guaranteed slot in the Atlanta Film Festival (the real thing, not the teen screen). So come support xoxnxex. Tell your friends, but not your parents, unless they like hearing 1 fuck every ten seconds, and 6 murders. Anyone who shows up will benefit in some way. We will think of that later, but yeah, show up, please! Here's some pictures of prose for a preview 1 2 3 4 5

The following is info about this event directly from the Image website.

SHORT LIVED! A Ruder, Cruder Gong Show.
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
The Echo Lounge
551 Flat Shoals Ave.
East Atlanta
8:00pm
$5 general public, FREE for IMAGE members (with current membership card)

Interested in your short film winning a slot in this year's Atlanta Film Festival? Well, here's your LAST CHANCE to win before the June 11th-20th festival. If interested in screening, please call IMAGE before April 20th at 404-352-4225 x 12 to get on the advanced screening wait-list. And then it's as simple as bringing your short to the Echo the night of the big extravaganza for our audiences to cheer or jeer… and possibly win an automatic slot in the upcoming Atlanta Film Festival! VHS only, 15 minutes or less, please.

4/5/04

FUCK ART FAGS (Prose and Auditions did not make the cut for the Atlanta film festival teen screen).

I added more pictures to chicken scratch and the passion of the Chris on the productions page. Here's a short cut ( Passion Chicken5 Chicken6 Chicken7 Chicken8 )  

Check forum for secret info.

4/4/04

Post stuff on our forum please!

4/1//04

Chicken Scratch and the trailers aired today. It went over OK. We had to cut the ending because it made janitors look bad. It along with the other trailers, except for finding emo, will be on the DVD.

We have made plans to make a super-uncensored version of the passion of the Chris, which will also be featured on the dvd.

Oh yeah, we have a message board now.

Post something on the xoxnxex forum.

View the xoxnxex forum.

3/31/04

At the beginning of the day there was talk about the whole show being cancelled, but the final word was up to Chambers, she came to view chicken scratch, and though it was hilarious! So everything is the same as the original version except "The Hit" and "The Passion of the Chris" were cut, and we had to edit out the word "suck" from one scene.

Tomorrow April 1st, in the cafeteria. All lunches.

Our next project: xoxnxex takes over Chamblee Morning News.

3/30/04

We showed everything to the administration today. 

Passion of the Chris has been cut. It will be on the DVD though. We are actually considering making some more controversial scenes for it.

Xero's The Hit trailer has been cut.  To find out how I feel click here.

The principal thinks Bremer's American flag cape might be a problem. If it is we might have to cancel the show, or find some way to censor it.

New pics on production page. Here's a shortcut: Pirates of the Internet, Skate Video Trailer.

3/28/04

The next production you Chamblee students will see from XoXnXeX will air on April 1st. It is not a show. It is a movie with trailers before it. You will see trailers for The Passion of the Chris, Pirates of the Internet, Gone in 60 Minutes, A full-length skate video, Finding Emo, and some lame xero trash. The feature presentation is Chicken Scratch, which is completed and hilarious. Thursday April 1st.

3/24/04 

Today we filmed more Gone in 60 Minutes and started filming the second Finding Emo trailer.

Here's some pictures: Gone in 60 Minutes, Gone in 60 Minutes graphic, Finding Emo: Esau, Finding Emo: Forever is a Burning Fire Log Cabin.

3/23/04

Today we re-shot some of the Gone in 60 Minutes footy that was lost w/ my broken camera.

3/21/04

Members page has been updated w/ new pics and a new member, Will Hammons. I also added more friends.

Check the story page for a special message.

3/19/04

Chamblee Idol aired today. Funny stuff. There were some technical errors, but it's all good. It was very well-like by the student body.

We are aiming for a show Thursday April 1st. 

3/15/04

More new pics on the productions page.  

We started filming The Passion of the Chris trailer today.

3/14/04

Tons of new pics on productions page.

The filming was a success for the most part, we will be editing the footy over the next week. Thanks to everyone who came.

3/13/04

We will be finishing the filming for Chicken Scratch today. 

3/11/04

The productions page is up. Click here to check it oot.

3/9/04

So far the chicken movie, which as of right now is titled "chicken scratch" is looking hilarious. Props to Joe and Katherine for helping out. You guys rock.

Chris

3/7/04

We begin filming Daniel Jacob's movie about a redneck who wants to be a rapper. He has chickens... in his backyard! Isn't that awesome?! 

We filmed 2 scenes from the movie, it's looking much better than expected. The people Daniel got to play the parents were great. Funny Funny stuff.  It will hopefully air on the next show.

Also on the next show: Seeing eye freshmen, Pirates of the Internet, Gone in 60 minutes, Iron Mic, The passion of the Chris, joke of the week, A day in the clouds 2, and more.

3/5/04 

Soulless show will air today. 

Show aired, the speakers in the ceiling rock.

Chamblee idol: 3/12/04

3/3/04

We had to cut the molestation bust and censor the pot bust. All will be on the XoXnXeX uncensored DVD in may.

3/1/04 

Finke had major problems with cops, Whitey had major problems w/ Justin and Treasure's packages. We have to redo it again.

2/27/04

Show's done again.

I bought  CD

2/26/04

Snow day, no shows this week.

2/24/04

Its looking like last Friday's show will air this Friday, Chamblee Idol will air next Friday, and the xOxNxEx 100% show will air the Friday after next.

This Friday's show will include Chamblee Cops (censored, the uncensored version will be on the DVD), xoxnxex cribs with Alan Smithee, and a bunch of non-xoxnxex stuff. 

Chamblee Idol will be hilarious. Conor, Chapital, and The White Man are judging. Mason, JD, The Flash, Anwar, Amanda Damerow, Mr. Beck, and a lot more will be performing. (Censored, uncensored version including the Judging of Brittony Cain singing like a virgin, funny stuff.)

The 100 % xoxnxex show will have on the spot iron mic, A Day in the Clouds 2, a second Finding Emo trailer, and whatever else we can come up with.

2/23/04

I found a DVD burner at best buy for 100 bucks plus installation, anyone who wants to help out IM me at shaggyshortlegs or email me at xoxnxexfilms@yahoo.com

2/20/04

Show's cancelled due to censorship problems, it will air sometime next week.

2/19/04

The Atlanta Film Festival will be accepting "Prose". Let's hope it wins. 

Show tomorrow, not our best work, but there's some funny stuff.

2/18/04

"Prose" is complete, VHS box and everything.

2/17/04

We're almost done with "prose". We are giving it to Tim's friend who is going to put after effects on it for the killing. Then we will enter it into a film festival and win. XoXnXeX rules.

2/15/04

Our short film is no longer called professionals, it is now called "Prose". In case you don't know what that means (because I didn't until about an hour ago), here's the definition

Prose- The ordinary language of men in speaking or writing; language not cast in poetical measure or rhythm; -- contradistinguished from verse, or metrical composition.

2/13/04

We filmed the majority of "Professionals" tonight from 5 PM to 12 AM. We've put more work in this production so far than anything else we've done. 7 hours of shooting. We've got a few more shots to get, and we'll start editing this weekend.

2/12/04

Tim Reis wrote the script for the movie we are filming this weekend. As of now it's called "Professionals" but that is definitely subject to change. It is about two dudes having a long, funny conversation, and during this conversation they are killing people at random, its going to be great.

2/11/04

Xero films has a website.

2/6/04 

I went to a film festival, and they announced the due date for the Atlanta film festival is not the 20th. So we rushed "auditions" for nothing! I came up with an idea for another movie we can make, but its going to be tough, I'll keep you informed.

2/6/04

"Auditions" was completed yesterday. We are sending it to the Atlanta Film Festival Teen Screen. There were casting and lighting problems due to us rushing to get it done, but its still pretty hilarious.

2/2/04

We begin work on James Turman's second film, "Auditions". If we finish in time we will enter it into the Atlanta Film Festival.

1/31/04

We had to cut the scene of Zonnie dangling the homecoming king over the railing, but it will be on the XoXnXeX uncensored DVD, along w/ the interrogation of the homecoming king, and the uncensored version of "A Day in the Clouds"

1/30/04

The show's on today, it includes "A Day in the Clouds" by James Turman, joke of the week, Skateboarding, and footage of xoxnxex chasing and torturing the homecoming king. 

1/29/04

www.xoxnxex.tk is up and running.

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