Our Conversation
My friend Dan and I wrote this one Saturday night while sitting in front of his computer...usually we do this over AOL IM.  We have this kind of conversation frequently...disturbing, isn't it?  I mean, really...what kind of people would...well, you'll see.  Anywho, just a couple things to help you better understand...
All statements preceded by a "-" indicate Dan.  Everything preceded by "=" is me (Rae).  Everything preceded by a "+" is the second Dan, who later takes over (you'll see).  Things in indicate actions; thinking with *asteriks* are thoughts; most things in (parentheses) usually indicates an interjection into the other person's writing.  It'll make more sense as you read...well, enjoy!

Rae's Home Page!!!
-You tell me..
=shut up
-nO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=yes
-why?
=Because i said so
-aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOO Anything but that!!!!!!!!1
=how old are you. 5?
-no 4 an' a haf
=:-b
-:-þ
=
-the one where you see ythe back of your head/the frnt of your brain? YAY! do it again!!
=
<-thinks to self..... *duhhhhhhhhhhhh*>
=
-Im not a man.. im a boy!!
=are you sure?
- I dunno..
=Don't hurt yourself with all that thinking.
-Owowowowowowowow my head hwurts...... (authors Note: no that was NOT a misspelling..)
=i'm sorry, but you shouldn;t do heavy thinking work like that at this late hour.
-heav-y think-ing work? wha's tha..OWOWOWOWOOWOWOWO
=
-
=moron, i was refering to the nu,mber of times in the past few weeks that i've done the following or *sigh*.....if you look through the IMS you'll notice i do it at a disturbingly frequent rate...
- yeah but lets not dwell on that fact....
=yes, lets (not)....moving on to another subject, one far far away from this one,, which has proved somewhat boring to me, and maybe even to your 4yearold mind.
- Far away? TO THE LAND OF OZ!!!!!! everyone int the atomic rocket ship!!!!!!!!!
=
-nothing is dark in the land of OIz....
+

+o_0 (dan uh oh!'s) uh oh!

+(the folowing entry happens simultameously with teh last entry) uh no i didn'.... no, rae. ..(Rae:YAY! you've seen the light!!) Wha? NONONONON i did not say... RACHEL WHAT WOULD SCULLY SAY if SHE saw.....ouch! that musta hurt! < dan brings the pitcher over and sez, "here have some root beer!" and whern hes aboutto pour the quart into the unconcious rae he realizes the pitcher is still empty.......>
=
+ You DARE to promise me ROOT BEER and do not givr me any!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER HEERE!! <=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=> (<-sensored for content and utter and complete hate and ddemonic actions that cxan not be expressed in the kidprint font) etc...

+huh?

+

ok yhis is real sad (but really fun, and it passes the time) how were doing im stuff on her, so im gunna kill this thing... any last remarks rae?
=my final words....??? "no please! don't hurt me! I'm too young to die! I didn't do it! nooooooo, not the ax...ok, good not the ax, what the? a chain saw......?
+uh huh a chain saw!!! (not really) im not gunna hurt it.. i promise....

= you EVIL, DEMONIC person! what went wrong in your head when you were made? how could you torture a poor innocent little girl like me......i'm oh so cute and sweet and innocent and NAIVE....i know nothing of the world.....what the #&(* is wrong with you!
+nononono im not gunna kill YOOU, just this cnversAOLIMation thingy.. so watch carefully NOW WATCH!! =
THE END
(of course not, but just so morons reading this get a sense of closure)>#Rae busts through the blackout and the "THE END" words and sez" im not DOne yet!!!' and continues her spiel.... DAn follos, tapes her open eyes closed, and using hypnotism tha the learned from sumwhere, puts his hand on rae(who is still ranmbling)'s shoulder and sez... "you're Tired."
#rae stops and falls asleep.#
THE END (#2)
This is the real rae now...the one typing...not performing the actions in the above story.....i can't believe you don't want to hear about my femenist opinion on genderspecific words...but i won't subject you to it ow, i'm tired anyway and my head still hurts, so good night folks, you've been great, and don't forget to leave an absurdly large amount of money at the front door....iu mean a tip....or donation.....so we can go big in hollywood or soemthing....seriously folks.....Hello? oh well.....she leaves and it really, finally, forever (for now) ends...good night.
The real dan: uh? rae? how do you know that its night for th reader huh?
THE END
Finis
really!
I mean it!
byebye, goodnight, so long, farewel, avete zein, goodbye.......for good.........
buhbye. Dan: bye people.. hjave a nice tripp.. c u next fall.....

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