Page Two....
+(dan is sudenly reminded of the spanish verb: "Apalear" (?) which means, quite literaly, "to beat with a stick")
=<rae decides she likes this new word..... alot....and wonders if therre is a latin word with the same meaning...since she so utterly DETESTS spanish>
+er??WAH!!!!!!!! u no-like spanish? awwwwwwww..........
=not really, sorry......i apologize profusely for having my OWN OPINION...geez
+i actally really dont care... Now JAPANESE on the other hand...... i really dont care about that either.. nbut i dont care about spanish more.
=japanese is neato....or as i would have said when i was 8...."coolo-moolo"......hey i used to say that A LOt, actually....I also used to make this weird "nnnnn---pwish sound (hard to describe) that for some reason I'm not able to a\say....too out of practice...my parents (and me) never figured out why i used to do that
+uhhhhhh huhhhhhhh... o-kaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.....
(j/k)
<dan ponders... no not the impostor/... he would have thought: *duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh* no. dan thinks this:>
ok yhis is real sad (but really fun, and it passes the time) how were doing im stuff on her, so im gunna kill this thing... any last remarks rae?
=my final words....??? "no please! don't hurt me! I'm too young to die! I didn't do it! nooooooo, not the ax...ok, good not the ax, what the? a chain saw......?
+uh huh <grins... heh heh heh> a chain saw!!! (not really) im not gunna hurt it.. i promise....
<hah hah heheh>
= you EVIL, DEMONIC person! what went wrong in your head when you were made? how could you torture a poor innocent little girl like me......i'm oh so cute and sweet and innocent and NAIVE....i know nothing of the world.....what the #&(* is wrong with you!
+nononono im not gunna kill YOOU, just this cnversAOLIMation thingy.. so watch carefully <rae refuses so dan tpaes her eyelids open....> NOW WATCH!! <dan starts up the chainsaw, and trys to cut theough the conve....etc. but upon contact with the conver.. etc. the cains saw blade br\eak\s, ha\rd\y leaving a scratch on the\conver\etc. \(<-scratches of the chain saw) huh? oh well.. i guess its over then.. have a good one! ciao dude! (er... i mean dude(tte)!)
=<rae launches into a big long femenist spiel about gender specific words and so on and so forth, and we KNOW she won't stop until she's tired.......so the screen, or whatever, fades out to black..........>
THE END
(of course not, but just so morons reading this get a sense of closure)
#Rae busts through the blackout and the "THE END" words and sez" im not DOne yet!!!' and continues her spiel.... DAn follos, tapes her open eyes closed, and using hypnotism tha the learned from sumwhere, puts his hand on rae(who is still ranmbling)'s shoulder and sez... "you're Tired."
#rae stops and falls asleep.#
THE END (#2)
This is the real rae now...the one typing...not performing the actions in the above story.....i can't believe you don't want to hear about my femenist opinion on genderspecific words...but i won't subject you to it ow, i'm tired anyway and my head still hurts, so good night folks, you've been great, and don't forget to leave an absurdly large amount of money at the front door....iu mean a tip....or donation.....so we can go big in hollywood or soemthing....seriously folks.....Hello? <rae realizes the room is now empty, except for dan> oh well.....she leaves and it really, finally, forever (for now) ends...good night.
The real dan: uh? rae? how do you know that its night for th reader huh? <goes into spiel about space-time continumand the past, presnent, futer and other non-sensicl gibberish that makes no sense to anyone but him...>
THE END
Finis
really!
I mean it!
byebye, goodnight, so long, farewel, avete zein, goodbye.......for good.........
buhbye. Dan: bye people.. hjave a nice tripp.. c u next fall.....
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<really. it is... you can stop now.>
Ok, now that I have frightened all of my visitors....
All right, so maybe it wasn't as odd as I made it seem, but hey...if you were disturbed by this, please leave...I don't think you and I would get along very well, somehow. If you weren't, or found this only to be mildly odd...or even better, can't wait til I post more of these things...I like you...we could become very good friends...
Well anyway, I'll see if I can put more of these conversations up...unfortunatly, I didn't save some of the best ones, oh well.