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Is this what i really deserve???? My normal accidents when i was a lil. kid was riding mi bike and running into trees, mail boxs, walls, but manily trees ....thats only when i cant control mi brakes. But one day when i was around what 10 years old i was riding my bike really fast straight down the road and mi dad and mi sister was behind me and i wanted to show them a trick and they were kind of walkin away and so i turned back and was like WATCH WATCH and then when i turn mi head forward again i saw a huge ass F150 parked on the side i was like nnoooooooooo in mi mind i was thinking this shit is gunna hurt like hell. So when i hit the truck i flew back really hard scraped mi head on the street and so u picture this seeing a tall ass car and the bak of it is the same height as u and the bike will go under it so when i was riding mi bike i hit that shit so hard i flew backwards......then kinda went out and wheni woke up i saw them laughing kind of at me and i was like oh hell no sthu .....i was laying there for about 10 min not moving looking at the sky sayin in mi minda * wut god wut have i've done to deserve this shit.... There was one time when i was around 10 or so in the garage mi sister and mi couzin was playin kick the ball and shit with me and there was a tall huge desk behind me just to put stuff on and i was like alrite kick it to me .......and that time that month i liked spiderman. SO mi sister kicked it and like i jumped up grabed onto the desk and mi feet was on it too and i fell foward landed mi face into the cement ground ...as u can imagine i was bleeding and i was like oh shit but mi nose shit........that shit was like flat for a week. Hm.........and this one was when i had mi rollor blades this is when i was around 11 or 12 but like when i came bak from rowlands i got home put on mi skates and like wanted to go check the mail cuz like i was waiting for sumthing and mi garage to mi mail box is pretty far away and then i put on mi skates went down the sidewalk around 10 at nite and there was a hjuge ass crack right there and i hit it and i flew in the air mi face landed first on the ground sliding it against like rocks and the floor and mi front tooth chiped off and i saw a huge ass yellow flash when i hit the ground. I mean i know u can imagine that shit in slow motion sum azn kid in the air about to hit the ground .....shit i was like no no i'm sorry plz dont make this hurt as bad and then when i kind of got up after 10 sec. i was like oh wtf cuz like i never seen that flash in mi life and then i was took off mi skates and threw them in the gutter and got so pissed off at them. But that wasen't as wrost as this grl. i was in the kicthen washing mi hands to get sum snakc and i saw this grl riding her skates down the big hill of the blacktop and like she was going full speed fast as hell and like there was a huge ass rock on the ground she fliped and landed on her head and she started grabing her head on the ground....i think she was sayin owwww i kind of laugh i mean that shit was funny as hell even tho i know wutz it like. so i went outside and hurrie and went to go see her and i was just finish laughing and when i saw her oh dang......she had blood drippin down her chin and i was like here and gave her a ice pack and sum napkins and she mad doged me i think itz cuz i thought it was a little funny........yeah well you know when one of your friends gets hurt and fall right in front of you ... you of course laugh really hard... even though i didn't know her it was funny. Alrite now wut i'm gunna tell u is kind of recent this was about uhm....december of 2001 i was at this jap. restrant with a whole bunch of pplz sophmores....freshmens juniors and well we were eating and like i was so hungry and i was waiting and waiting and i was talkin to james and when mi food came i was like yes...i'm gunna grub this shit down into mi stomach. then one of the beef wasen't cutt and it was a long piece and so i was tlakin and didn't see and put that shit in mi mouth with other food and i didn't chew it well enough or sumthign and it got caught in mi throat i was like HOLY SHIT HELP but i couldn't say it tho cuz i couldn't breath wel i couild breath just really hard. And like james thought i was just kidding around until i started turning purple and i fell on the ground hitting mi throat thinking *i'm to young to die* yea well i was like shit i cant get these out and i looke at james and pointed at mi throat and i'm so glad no one saw tho they wer to buzy talkin ...shitttttttt seeing a friend on the ground and no one noticed hahaa ....yeah well anyways james like wut? and soaked mi stomach and i was like fuck in mi mind and started to cough really really hard and then he gave me sum water and that shit made it worst i was tring to swallow it down but that shit started to hurt more so then i took lotz of napkins and like i used all mi strengh to push the meant out and after about a min. of suffering it came out..... i was so mad and threw the meat on the desk and started drinkin water like crzy. i looked at everyone and was like "um........hello pplz i almost died and u guyz didn't know that? there like wut? when i was like just now there like how and i told them and there like oh u alrite i'm like sthu i dont want to talk to u haha.....and i was still hungry so i sat down and started to eat other stuff i know if u were chokin this bad u wouldn't want to eat no more but u know i was hungry so i had too =) Oh and there was one time when i was around 11 years old i would walk down to mi skooL sumtimes it takes around 10 min. and like i use to go through this alley and that one day a huge ass dog those dogs with the sharp ears i think there called dovermen or some siti and like it was tied to a chain and the gate was opened and i just stared at it thats it and it started going wild and i was like wutever and started to walk down until i heard the chain broke off *shooooot* nigaa i knew mi life was gunna end right there haha and the stupid dog was loooking at me i was like no plz i'm so sorry he started to chase me and i was like oh shit wtf and threw mi backpack on his face and he got mad and u know those dogs fucken will rip u apart i jumped on a wall while it grabing onto mi shoe i kicked his face and fell over the neighbors yard and u know wut another fucken dog was there. i dont know wut it was tho and i started going good dogging good dog and walked out there gate shit i was so pissed i was about to bring mi friends gun and shoot that mofo dog or get mine.....man nigger when i get older and get mi car you know where that dog is going to be at it's gunna be in my back yard burried.....shitz...hahah j/p |
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