I was in my bathroom i wasen't jackin off i was getting ready to brush my teeth and wash my face and all that.  Then when i took my tooth brush i was looking in the mirror at my teeth and all and i thought i took the tooth paste but i really took the face wash thing my sister uses.  Then i was still looking in the mirror and put some of that face wash formula thing on my tooth brush then i stuck the tooth brush in my mouth and started brushing my teeth and then i was like wtf....and i had the wrong cap in my hand i was like *muther fucker... i ran outside cause that stuff burned haha and like my mom was like whats wrong i was like i i i s w alloweddd the face wash and she started laughin i was like shitz....and washed out mi mouth for about 20-30 min. this was like around 1 30 in the morning and shit dawg i used a whole mess of tooth paste in my mouth try to get that nasty taste out of my mouth but hey one advice face wash taste NASTY...     WHEN I'M BORED I'LL WRITE SUM MORE FUNNY OR SUM STUPID SHIT SO FOR NOW CHILL AND I.M ME OR WUTEVER LATEZ...