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| Go wake up the kids and gather them around the ol' computer. Time to warp their little minds as a family. This section is devoted to (very) sick jokes...if you know any really awful ones send them to me so we can both laugh as we burn in the warm soothing fires of hell. Enjoy.... |
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| What's better than having sex with a 16 year old ? Nothing |
| What are 3 things that a women can do that a man can't ? 1 Have a baby 2 Have a period 3 And have sex when she's dead |
| What's black and blue and hates sex ? A rape victim |
| What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose ? Full |
| What is a sure way to stop a baby from crying ? An axe |
| How do you stop a dog from humping your leg ? Pick him up and suck his dick |
| What's the diffference between menstrual blood and sand ? You can't gargle with sand |
| What's the difference between pink and purple ? Your grip |
| Whats red and silver and runs into walls ? A baby with a fork in its eyes |
| Whats blue and doesn't fit ? A dead epileptic |
| What is 6 inches long, has a big head and every woman wants one ? A $100 dollar bill |
| How do you know that a womans had an orgasm? Who cares |
| Whats the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer ? The taste |
| Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics ? Not being retarded |
| Why can't men make eye contact with women ? Because tits don't have eyes |
| Why do women have foreheads ? So you have somewhere else to kiss them them after you cum in thier mouth |
| What is black and has 12 green tits? The garbage bag behind a breast cancer clinic |
| What has 2 legs and bleeds ? Half a dog |
| What is a 6.9 ? A 69 interrupted by a period |
| Whats charred black and smells really bad ? A baby playing with a blowtorch |
| An Eskimo's snowmobile goes on the fritz. He takes it to a mechanic, who, after examing it, says " I think you've blown a seal.". To which he replies " No, thats just a little ice on my moustache.". |
| Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper ? So she could lip read |
| How do you tell if your room mate is gay ? His dick tastes like shit |
| Why do men name thier penis? They hate taking orders from a stranger |
| Whats hard and stiff when you put it in and soft and sticky when you take it out ? Chewing gum |
| In a hospital servicing victims of landmines,a little girl wakes up from surgery and cries out " Doctor! Somethings wrong! I can't feel my legs!" To which the doctor calmy replies " Yes we had to amputate both your arms" |
| Whats blue and thrashed about on the floor ? A baby playing in a plastic bag |
| Whats red and white and sits in a high chair ? A baby eating razor blades |
| Whats 10 inches long, stiff and makes young girls cry ? Crib death |
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