Here is the list, in no particular order at all. Person's name, followed by what they thought the Zoloft dude was.

Tara..............................egg
John..............................rock
Me (Ashley)...................turd
Alina..............................Blob
Stacey...........................rock
Colleen........................round object
Mr. Snyder..................ball
Zach.............................egg
Ashley #1....................blob that loves small critters
Ashley #3 ..................bubble
Jaime............................rock
Anna............................ the Holy Trinity
Rob..............................mishapen jellybean
Stephanie.....................peanut
Tommy........................balloon
Marie............................depressed egg
Josh..............................marble
Chris............................nut
Steve.............................testicle
Kyle..............................Yu-Gi-Oh creature
Mrs. Aide.....................raindrop
Jesse..............................bean or kidney stone
John..............................testicle
Drew............................bouncing ball from singalong songs
Ashley R.......................ball or egg
Andrew.........................egg
Mrs. Kennedy.............smiley face
Gia...............................fuzzy egg
Erin K..........................blob
Randy B.......................a nerve or the pill itself
Alicia............................blob
Deanna........................the pill
Erin L..........................the Big O from Shel Silverstein's book
Don.............................ghost