~*~*AzN BoiS*~*~

1. Usually seen at the local billiards hall, at the local video arcade, at the bowling alley, at the college recreation room (ditching class), and the at Karaoke bar.
2. Usually wears ultimately insanely huge baggy pants, Nike visor (upside down), Nike warm-up jacket. Pager/beeper/cellular phone (it has to be exposed so everyone can see it!). Also, he wears to many designer clothes just for their labels (Hilfiger, Nautica, CK, Ralph Lauren, and JNCO). Wears accessories: earrings and a ho.
3. A great Street Fighter and Tekken player.
4. No matter who's around (parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, teachers) he always has to act hard and tough. Gives that bad impression to everyone!
5. Very good at the art of the home-invasion robbery.
6. Has extremely extra long bangs covering his eyes.
7. Always tries to look hard, but in actuality he looks asleep.
8. An avid smoker, always holds his cigarette between his index and middle finger.
9. Doesn't know how to smoke only does for the tough image.
10. Only fights if he has ten guys backing him up.
11. Usually drives a slammed Honda Civic or Acura Integra or Mitsubishi Eclipse, which he tries to squeeze 10 people inside.
12. Has stickers on every inch of their car.
13. Drives fast too impress his friends or his chick. Of course, he is a racer ... fixing up his car for "racing."
14. Calls other asians "nigga" and is dying of the ebonic plague.
15. Too much talk and not enough action!
16. Girls hang with him because of his "big" reputation plus he's got other guys hanging around him. Guys hang with him because they think that he can protect him by bringing backup whenever anything happens and they want him to hook them up with pagers, phones, and girls.

1. Usually seen at the local billiards hall, at the bowling alley, at the church youth groups, at the college recreation room (trying to pick up on girls!) and at the casino (trying to act like a high roller).
2. Usually wears tucked-in dress shirt with loose-fit khakis. Holster for his cell phone.
3. Always showing off his cell phone, constantly talks into it...sometimes fakes that he talking into it so he can impress the girls.
4. Every one of these guys have circular glasses!
5. Another avid smoker, like a chimney!
6. Usually drives a Mazda RX-7 or a Toyota Supra.
7. Thinks he can drive fast, but actually drives like an old Chinese woman, on a cellular phone.
8. Always says that he's peaceful and he claims Asian pride, but he has gangster tendencies when there is a threat to his popularity or when a guy moves in on his girl.
9. Tries to be a high roller ... thinks he's an awesome gambler.
10. Always wears designer clothes, never wears shorts ... even if it's 100 degrees outside.
11. Has too much Dragon Ball crap in his website.
12. Girls hang with him so he can spend money on them or they just want to be seen in his car. Guys hang with him because they also want him to spend money on them and they want to steal valuables in his house!

1. Usually seen at the local billiards hall, at the bowling alley, at the college recreation room (playing billiards, of course), in the front of every asian restaurant (squatting, of course)
2. Usually wears clothes that try to look baggy ... but never can quite get the look of the gangster. Then ends up wearing long shorts. Always wears slippers.
3. Usually a new immigrant to the states (aka FOB).
4. Always smokes while squatting.
5. Always speaks native language while making fun of people who do not speak his language (i.e., Americans and Asian-Americans).
6. The master of the home invasion robbery. Yet when he pulls robbery, he always brags about it or shows off his fortune, which ends up getting him busted.
7. A compulsive gambler, will gamble any game and gamble anything he owns.
8. Cannot live without cheating ... he is dishonest. Cheats at every test. When he cheats, everyone knows it and he brags about it.
9. Always lying, saying B.S. stories about the fights he won, the money he won and the houses he robs, which usually gets him busted ... again.
10. Girls only talk to him when they want to cheat on a test otherwise they detest him. Guys hang with him because they want to hire him for a robbery or that he's crazy enough to do whatever they say!