~*~*AzN BoiS*~*~

1. Usually seen at the local billiards hall, at the basketball court and at the gym.
2. Usually wears Nike or Addidas shoes. Nike tank top and North Carolina basketball shorts. Also, Nike warm-ups with one pant leg up.
3. Also known as the "baller."
4. Has the most expensive Nike shoes on earth.
5. Does too many headfakes and pumpfakes.
6. His girlfriend is always watching him play, she is usually sitting on the bench or in the stands, staring at other guys.
7. Always wears those Nike muscles shirts, you know the sleeveless ones ... yet they're so skinny, they look so stupid in them.
8. Of course he wears the Nike visor, upside-down though.
9. Tries to hustle other basketball players, but ends up losing all his money. Because he can't play for squat!
10. Tries to ball, but ends up fouling everyone and bitching about feeling fouled.
11. Girls can care less about him. Guys use him for hookups for shoes and clothes.

1. Usually seen at a bar with his white guy buddies, drinking copious amounts of beer and listening to hard rock.
2. Usually wears plaid shirts, concert T-shirt (NIN or Van Halen, usually), non-baggy jeans, and construction boots.
3. Usually drinks to much, to cope with his "problems."
4. Makes way too big a deal about his ethnicity (calls himself ******* all the time).
5. Lusts after blonde chicks who wouldn't give him the time of day.
6. Always complains about Asian white girls who go out with white guys (SOS - Sell Out Sisters) and stares daggers at 'em.
7. Glares at Fobbie types because they "ruin his image."
8. Purposely does badly in school to dispel the stereotype.
9. Gets drunk on the fumes of Vodka, Everclear or Wild Turkey.
10. Usually vomiting around last call because of the lack of digestive enzymes.
11. Girls are intimidated by his bitterness. Guys only hang out with him because he gets drunk and buys people extra rounds.

1. Usually seen at the local billiards hall, bars, and dance clubs.
2. Usually wears tight hard-body shirts made of shiny polyester which can be seen at night from a hundred miles away. Won't wear anything bigger than a medium. Pants are a bit baggy.
3. Spends all his money at shops like Gadzooks or Merry Go Round, or any place that sells "club wear."
4. Spend all his time working out at the gym.
5. Goes to clubs Thursday night through Saturday.
6. Has no girlfriend per se, but has many female friends.
7. Not a troublemaker, but always looks for action at the clubs.
8. Drives a tricked-out car, but prefers a domestic just to be different.
9. Five minutes after entering the club, mysteriously always end up in the middle of a circle and all other dancing around comes to a screeching halt.
10. Gets along with everyone, has no attributes for others to dislike him, this way no one will kick his ass and mess up his pretty boy face.
11. Girls hang out with him because he can bench at least 225 and has 16-inch arms. Guys hang out with him hoping that they can get hooked up with the girls that follow him around.

1. Usually seen at the local billiards hall, at the local video arcade, at the bowling alley, at the college recreation room, the at Karaoke bar or in the middle of a crowd of girls even if he has a girlfriend.
2. Usually wears a plaid overshirt with white T-shirt inside and (not too baggy) blue jeans. All from either Old Navy, Gap, or Miller's Outpost.
3. Doesn't show off his buff body ... but will fight for his girl.
4. Has membership at FTD... Florists all know him by first name.
5. Spends all his time thinking of the sweetest thing to do for his girl for their anniversary. OF COURSE HE NEVER FORGETS!!! He's written it in his planner for the next 10 years.
6. Isn't afraid to be mushy around you or his thuggin friends.
7. Has 2 jobs, perfect grades, is a perfect son to his mom and still finds time for his girl.
8. Maxes his credit cards almost everyday just to get a gift for his girl... just to say "i love you". But miraculously has twice the amount he had the next day.
9. He's never broken up with a girl or made her cry ever in his life.
10. Of course his car's a luxury. Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, Porsche
11. All the girls love him but hate his girl for stealing their guy. All the guys love his girl but hate him for stealing their girl.
12. Girls hang around him because he's so sweet and caring. He'll do anything for you. Guys hang around him so they can get hooked up with the girls that hang around him and learn his skills.