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THE CLASSIC STEREOTYPICAL ASIAN GIRL GROUP A. the gangster asian girl B. the overdressed asian girl C. the asian schoolgirl D. the asian, white-girl E. the asian playette |
A. THE GANGSTER ASIAN GIRL |
1. Usually seen at the mall and at the poolhall, usually giving dirty looks at other asian girls. Inside a crowded Civic with other gangster girls and anywhere the gangster asian is. 2. Usually wearing tight shirts, spaghetti strap blouses, or baggy jeans. 3. Loves to wear black lipstick and 10-inch heels. 4. When wearing baggy blue jeans, she will wear a Nike warm-up jacket. 5. Another Pochacco, Keroppi, Sanrio nut. 6. Of course, she has dyed-blond hair and REALLY black roots! 7. Believes she's a Sailor-Scout of Sailor Moon. 8. A tenth degree black-belt in the art of backstab. 9. Talks big, but no action. 10. Is extremely good at talking behind backs, only will talk shit about you when you're beyond a 20-mile radius. 11. Has a protruding mouth, like a monkey. 12. Whenever she wants to look attractive and goes over the edge by wearing skirts up to her stomach. 13. Girls hang with her because she will fight for them. Guys hang with her because they want to get her in bed and she'll fight for them. |
B. THE OVERDRESSED ASIAN GIRL |
1. Usually seen at the mall, at the poolhall, at the casino (not gambling but sitting next to boyfriend, staring at his money and his chips), at the youth group meetings (usually the leader), at the Karaoke bar and inside boyfriend's expensive car. 2. Usually wears tight skirts, bellbottom pants (the ones in which they cannot see their feet), high heels or 10-inch platforms (which they have no idea how to walk on, they always look off-balance while walking). 3. She must wear her skanky outfits everywhere they go. 4. You can hear the clogging' of her platform heels from a mile away. 5. Always showing off her cell phone... always pretending she's talking to her rich boyfriend! 6. Of course, she has dyed-blond hair. 7. Another Pochaco, Keroppi, Sanrio freak. 8. Another tenth-degree black belt in the art of backstab. 9. Plucks her eyebrows, and her eyebrows are just one line! 10. She is the ultimate snob ... mastered the art of walking with her nose up. 11. Believes she is "all that..." and enjoys ignoring other guys. 12. Never smiles, because she has ugly ass teeth. What a grill!! 13. Has a new pair of shoes every week. 14. Girls hang with her because she makes them look good and they like to borrow clothes from her. Guys hang with because they want to get her in bed and use her as their car accessory. |
C. THE ASIAN SCHOOLGIRL |
1. Usually seen in the study hall or under house-arrest by her parents. 2. Usually wears thick eyeglasses, long sundresses, pennyloafers,or sandals. 3. Are completely male-phobic. 4. Sometimes shy, but really anti-social. 5. Another Sanrio, Keroppi, Pochacco nut ... but she talks to her dolls because she has no social life. 6. When approached by a male, she always says, "I con't tok to you rite naow!" 7. Has no social skills whatsoever. 8. Is the master cheat sheet on all tests. 9. Talks too loud in her native language. 10. Girls hang with her so they can cheat off her for tests and she has a nice car. Guys hang with because they also like to cheat off her on tests and they think they can get a date with her. |
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