D. THE ASIAN WHITE GIRL
1. Usually seen at the beach playing volleyball, with her non-asian friends at Disneyland, or in her white boyfriend's BMW.
2. Usually wears volleyball shorts, Mickey Mouse, college or sorority sweatshirt.
3. Does not know one word of her native language.
4. Always lies that she's half asian or a mut... always says she part Irish or German.
5. Has infused into her mind that she is not asian or just part-asian.
6. Does not want anything to do with anything asian (guys, girls, customs).
7. She must date a white person, no matter their background.
8. Loves the fact that she is different and loves to show off about it.
9. Girls hate her because she does not like hanging with them.
10. Guys think they can get a date from, but they learn soon to stay away from her.
E. THE ASIAN PLAYETTE
1. Usually seen in any the middle of any crowd of guys or with her homegirls scopin a crowd of guys at the mall or poolhall.
2. Usually wears white tanktop with a plaid overshirt with flares and superbells on occasion. She has to look cute.
3. Loves the thrill of having more than one boyfriend at a time so she can play "The Game"
4. Has guys paging her every minute ending with 143-637-823-247, cell phone rings off the hook, and her voicemail box is full of guys messages asking where she's been all day.
5. Even though she has all those guys... friends still come first.
6. Won't ever backstab her friend. Her clique is so close they practically family.
7. Always has plans. Her planner is so packed she doesn't have the time to dial in the numbers on her cell... that's what speed dials for!
8. Doesn't know the meaning of "heartbreak."
9. Talks in a high pitch voice when on the phone with a guy... but doesn't realize it.
10. Girls hang around her cuz she's their sis. Guys hang around her cuz she's fine.
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