| Quoted Person | The Quote |
| Mr. Campion | "Do you walk to school, or do you carry your lunch?"
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| Martha | "I like your hair" |
| Girl at Subway | me : alex how are you gonna eat that?! her : "he'll open his mouth.."" |
| Alex | "... And For Gods Sake Wear a Hat" |
| Lindsay (MI) | "yes, you can sing mike!" |
| Rachel | "don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you" |
| Corey | "I suck at life" |
| Corey | corey: put my name on your site corey: if thats not too much to ask Mike: can do, where do you want it? Corey: i don't know, anywhere, just to popularize my name, if thats the word Mike: ok Corey: haha i made that word up all by myself, i'm pretty proud of that.
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| Pete | "Its better to be lonely by yourself than with others." |
| Mr. Waisenen | "Guys don't make mistakes Girls do." |