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I see that there have been some misunderstandings on who's
site this page belongs to. Fact is, it's MINE! I, Kat, with the
help of a few people created a page mocking fun of Andrew's silly ass.
So you see, all though our sites are linked,
this is not one of Andrew's wonderful pages. You can however visit his site
HERE
REASONS I DEDICATED A PAGE TO ANDREW
1. Because he refers to himself as "dead sexy"
2. Because he hangs out with people because of the region they are from (IE:
Bosnian Kid, German Kid, Polish Kid)
3. Because he names people after the region they are from (IE: Bosnian Kid,
German Kid, Polish Kid)
4. Because he carries a German pocket dictionary, in his pocket
5. Because he can eat a whole bag of fun size snickers and still think he
has 2% body fat
6. Because he pays girls 100 dollars to flash him, and 50 cents if it is with
a bra. Excuse me, he just corrected me, 1 dollar with a bra
7. Because on his 14th swimming birthday party he wore a wetsuit
8. Because before he dropped Spanish he spoke German with the Spanish teacher
9. Because of his obession with Wendy's triple cheese burger, biggy sized
with fries and a coke
10. Because he humps his dogs
11. Because he talks about humping his dogs
12. Because his mom talks about him humping his dogs
13. Because he takes martial arts
14. Because he has a third nipple...yes...I'm serious...he has a third nipple
15. Because all our teachers (who all happen to be female) have seen his site
and he has not deleted it
16. Because he is uncut and proud
17. Because at black metal shows he crosses his arms and nods his head
18. Because he makes sexual gestures to men such as rubbing his nipples and
releasing hissing noises
19. Because he was the singer of a black metal band that never got together
to practice
20. Because he is indeed part of the WIT Academy
21. Because he continuously wears his GOD STOMPER shirt even though our English
teacher always makes him turn it inside out
22. Because he looks good covered in ranch dressing and avocado
23. Because he owns every fucking movie and watches them
23. Because he doesn't tell them how he likes his coffee
24. Because he watches soft core lesbian scenes and goes, "Aw isn't that
sweet?"
25. Because he always eats my apples and oranges
26. Because he creates animations such as stick figures jacking off in computer
class and quickly gets out of it when the teacher wants to know why so many
god damn people are by his computer
27. Because his brother has down syndrum......well.....because his brother
looks like he has it on their Christmas card picture
28. Because of his obsession with the army
29. Because everything to him is good army training
30. Because when being chased by 12 year olds in a mustang he allowed us to
throw his mothers cooler out of the trunk and onto the street
31. Because he never picks up the fucking phone
32. Because all 6'4 of him is very easily intimidated
33. Because he shows off his gangly white legs, which he also calls "sexy"
34. Because when you make plans with him to watch zoolander he goes to a comedy
club
35. Because he still has christmas lights on his tree and it is almost May
36. Because one time in PE he got hit in the eye with a ping pong ball
37. Because he once said, and I quote, "When you wear a thong don't you
get shit on it?" and when he got the answer no he said, "Oh ya girls
wipe their ass huh?"
38. Because he used to roll his shirt up like a girl
39. Because he is in the TPC (Turtle Power Crew), a gang of intact kids fighting
the butchards
40. Because he quickly flashed some young women and got grounded because the
housekeeper told his mom
41. Because when a girl nicknamed "Tatty" once came over he called
her "Titty" and spanked her with a piece of wood that fell off his
bed
42. Because when there was a giant orgy in his room he decided to take pictures
instead of join
43. Because he eats grape nuts only to *lay the nastiest farts*
44. Because he somehow manages to get many naked women in his room but never
any action
45. Because his screen name used to be PSXer, PSX = Playstation Extreme
46. Because his current screen name, Armyman1723, contains his address which
is 1723
47. Because he used to like it when people called him "Hammerhead"
48. Because he likes to steal jackets and sweaters from girls and put them
on when they aren't looking
49. Because he is obsessed with Coke and has Coke products all over his room
50. Because when I came over one time he went into his mother's room and showed
me her douches, and proceeded to explain how to use them
51. Because he said this: "ArmyMan1723:
brb gotta take a phat shit, had mcdonalds" only to be followed by, "ArmyMan1723:
that felt so good"
52. Because even men are attracted to him:
XMC GUSTOX: im in love
XxAngel Lv: with Andrew?
53. Because ZOOLANDER is his favorite movie, okay no, but because we love
to watch Will Ferrell dance on the dvd
54. Because when he was little he had a speach impediment, aw, can you imagine?
55. Because when he was little he slept in closets
56. Because he is originally from New Jersey (that explains everything now
doesn't it?)
57. Because he loves to spend his change by buying homies (little plastic
mexican dolls) from the dinky machine at Pavillions
58. Because he will chase you around a shopping center trying to fart on
you
59. Because somehow he is always ready to fart (on you)
60. Because when the teacher asked him how "Chucky get's lucky"
(as stated on his Bride of Chucky shirt) he said, "Oh because he gets
laid!"
All I have to say Andrew, is "Just
For you Baby." If anyone else has any ideas for this page,
please do write them in my guest book.
Thank you for your help with this Ryan San Martin and Nicole Namer. It was greatly appreciated!
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