Mis-Fortunes
I have collected, composed, and presented for you fortunes to help you through your day. These are for those days that you just need a good laugh. You'll most likely find that they are true, and even be able to relate to some of them. (Note: Geocities has fortune cookies which have been submitted by Geocitizens. Just click here and follow the link.)
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Others often observe that you have a firm grasp on the extreme obvious.
Some day your ship will come in, but you'll be at the airport.
You find reality is a nice place to visit, but wouldn't want to live there.
For dieters, a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Love will come looking for you... with an angry spouse.
Your prayers are always answered. The answer is usually no.
Those who can laugh at reality are often out of touch with it.
Adjusting finances and making budgets won't help you when you're broke.
You suspect your computer is more intelligent than you, for good reason.
When you lose your patience with people, try the lost and found.
Money talks, but usually not to you.
Death, doom, and destruction loom... so have a nice day.
When you feel as if you've lost your mind, check if you had one to begin with.
When you lose your patience with people, try animals.
Chances are, if your parents didn't have kids, you won't either.
The key to succes is always the last one you try.

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