| Notes: What are Johnnys? Anime Humor Guide Baka - idiot, fool, stupid Glomp is a made up word for big hug. Daijoubu - Its ok, I'm ok, Are you ok? Hai - yes doko ni iruno? - where are you? Yakuza - Japanese mafia kawaii - cute |
| Episode 1 - The Girls of the Legend |
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| ~Episode 1~ Scene 1 - Dreaming about Yamapi Sabrina was fast asleep in class dreaming about the cute Jpop singer Yamapi. In her dream he's singing and dancing to Sawarenai: "sono kokoro ni sawarenai ishiki shisugide sawarukotoga dekinai mienai te de sawaritai suhada jyanaku nakami subete" The teacher asked her a question. Unknowingly she picked up her desk and bopped the teacher on the head yelling, "Gimme me back my Yamapi!!!!" She is very sorry, but gets in trouble anyway. "You shouldn't have bopped the teacher you know." Jasmine scolded. "I know that!" Sabrina retorted. "Its just that I never thought a person with your physical build could pick up such a heavy desk, let alone lift it up and down repeatedly as you were pounding the teacher." Jasmine said matter-of-factly. Scene 2 - At the Library Sabrina had been given library detention. Jasmine opted to go with her. "You know the only reason you're coming with me is because I've got the Myojo magazines…" Sabrina muttered. "I need to get some research for the scholarship essay I have to write, the Johnny's are a plus! " Jasmine grinned. These two girls hung out a lot and the library was a quiet place for them to drool over their Jpop stars. "What's the essay on, anyway?" "It has to be on things that I love and wish for." Jasmine said with a smile. So its all about Koichi and Ohno, ne?" Sabrina giggled. Jasmine looked lightning bolts at her. "No, baka. It's going to be on orca whales, dolphins, and my dog Lady." Sabrina pouted. "Don't you hope and wish for Ohno or Koichi too?" "And then Koichi and Ohno." Jasmine smiled. The girls giggled together happily. While singing "zutto kimi to ikitekundane boku no senaka niwa hane ga aru..." (zipped mp3 | wav) the girls walked to the library. The two of them quiet down as they enter the library. It is relatively small, and Jasmine heads to the reference section to pick out a few books. Sabrina got distracted while humming "chikarazukuja sawa-re-na-i..." and wanders off to find the juice machine. Digging in her pocket for a dollar, she found one and goes to put it in the machine. In the glass she sees a single, red, feather fall. Turning around, Sabrina saw nothing there. The machine eats her dollar and then spits it back out, and it flutters to the floor. As she reaches for it, a red bird flies over her. Curiously, she follows its trail to the Foriegn Language Laboratory.... Bri-chan? Bri-chan, doko ni iruno??" Jasmine asked. "Hmph. You were here just a minute ago…" Jasmine said as she noticed the open door that said 'Foriegn Language Laboratory'. Jasmine entered the room. "Sabrina?" Sabrina was on the floor, surrounded by magazines full multiple pictures of Johnny's. "Hai?" She asked looking up innocently. As Jasmine came over a book fell from the shelf in the room, right at their feet. Jasmine took a moment and examined the book, looking at all the writing, even the call number. The book is entitled "The Four Houses of Hogwarts." Jasmine says it is an ancient Japanese novel, and hands it over to Sabrina. Sabrina looked at her quizzically. "Well, if you can read the cover, why not read the rest?" Sabrina asked. "Because this is all that I can piece together, besides, it was written on this catalog card…" Sabrina fell over *thud* "We might as well go home, neither one of us can read…" Before Jasmine could finish, Sabrina was reading "Thus, the girl of the legend opened the door of another world. This is the story of a girl who gathered the Seven Johnnys of Gryffindor. She obtained omnipotent power, and made every wish come true. The story itself is an incantation. Whoever finishes reading it will receive this power. As soon as the page is turned, the story will become truth and begin." (zipped mp3 | wav) Jasmine sat dumbfounded. "Wow, I gotta read Myojo more often. It teaches great Japanese." Jasmine said with a bit of humor. The two girls laughed in unison and a small boy entered the room. "Sabrina? Jasmine? Is that you?" He said peeking his head in. The two girls didn't hear their friend Ryan. "Nah, I practiced a long time to get this far." Jasmine tearbeaded ^_^() "Okay….well, is it me, or is this shaping up like the story line of Fushigi Yuugi?" Suddenly the girls were bathed in a red light from the book. Ryan was blinded. They flew through a void of blackness. It felt like there was a hook behind their bellybutton pulling them...and they landed in a strange alleyway with a thump! "What? Where'd they go!" Ryan exclaimed as he ran over to the book and picked it up. He began to read it and as he looked at the letters, they changed from Japanese to English. "Whoa..." Scene 3 - Where are we? "What happened? Where are we?" Jasmine asked, getting up and looking around. "This looks like Roppongi or somewhere in Tokyo...Tokyo! --hey were's Yamapi?" Sabrina exclaimed, looking around excitedly. {Jasmine grew to imense size and sprouted fangs."We're in a strange city, don't know how we got here, don't even know where here is...and you are wondering where Yamapi is?!" She then bopped Sabrina on the head with her elbow. "Itai!" Chibi-Sabrina whined, clutching her head.} (zipped mp3 | wav) "This is definitely following the course of events that take place in Fushigi Yuugi, Bri. I don't like this." "So you're saying we got sucked to Japan through a book? I mean, the book didn't say " The Universe of the Four Gods", did it?" Sabrina said. "Well, no. But, that doesn't mean much." Jasmine said. Sabrina hated to admit it, but she really wouldn't be surprised if two traffickers showed up, just like they did in the first episode the two of them watched. "Sugoi!" (zipped mp3 | wav) both girls said at the same time and laughed together. They had the strange habit of saying the same thing at the same time. Unfortunately they didn't notice the Yakuza that were headed their way. "Well, well, well, what's two pretty flowers like yourselves doing in a place like this?" They asked, pondering briefly why two strange American girls were there outside one of thier headquarters. "Oh dear." Jasmine said. Sabrina just sat there staring at their suits and sunglasses. "Now what?" Jasmine asked Sabrina. However, the two men overheard her and they assumed that she was talking to them. "Now, you come with us so we can 'have you' then sell you. It is that simple. Now, assume the standard positions of kicking and screaming…" The fact that the man assumed she was an object, rather than a person, had already pissed Jasmine off. "How dare you! We're not going anywhere with the likes of you." Jasmine said as she nodded to Sabrina. The two of them had just started taking karate lessons. Sabrina stood up in fighting stance. They fought briefly although the basic moves didn't help much. Jasmine was captured and put into a choke hold. "Jasmine!" "Sabrina, get outta here!" She said as the man tightened his grip. Sabrina was torn about what to do. Sabrina ran and headbutted the guy, who dropped Jasmine. Before anything worse happened, a young man with a glowing blue 'yama' character on his forehead appeared. Sabrina and Jasmine watched in amazement as he kicked the crap out of the two gangsters. "Is that?" Sabrina asked unbelievingly. "It looks that way." Jasmine replied in a monotone. She was shocked too. Yamapi..." whispered Sabrina. "Are you two alright?" The boy who looked like Yamapi asked. Sabrina was speechless. "Yes. We are fine. Thank you very much for your assistance." Jasmine said politely while bowing slightly. "Good, then you can pay me for my services and I'll be on my way." He said. Jasmine and Sabrina both tear-beaded ^_^() ^_^() "Well, I don't really have anything to offer you except for, uh…" Jasmine said, searching her pocket. Out of it, she pulled a US dollar, some lint, and a sardine flavored Bertie Bott Every Flavor Bean. Realizing that they were poor, he walked off. "I hate poor people." He said throwing his hand up and walkeing away. " How rude. Hey, come back here!” Jasmine said getting up to follow him. Sabrina tugged on her arm. "Matte!" Sabrina cried. "Follow that Yamapi!" Jasmine cried as Sabrina tried to keep pace. A tall man walked right in front of Jasmine and the two girls lost track of Yamapi. "Oh no, we lost him!" -_-() Sabrina whined. Scene 4 - Finding Yamapi “Oh crap…they're stuck in there, and I'm out here. This is so not good!" Ryan muttered quietly to himself. He noticed the illustration. "That guy looks exactly like Yamapi." He said amazed at the picture. He sat and continued to read the book aloud. "The strange girls from another land was determined to find the guy that saved them. They walked a long way searching the crowds. Then, they catch a glimpse of the man in the crowd. Unfortunately they are struck speechless by their surroundings because it appears they are in Tokyo and can see sakura trees, Tokyo Tower and Japanese writing and people everywhere. They grow hungry and manage to figure out how to exchange their money --the first thing Sabrina buys is some sushi." "Suuushi!!!" Sabrina cried happily. Jasmine tear-beaded. -_-() and sighed. Ryan shook his head in embarrasment. He laughed aloud briefly before reading ahead. “You and your sushi, Sabrina.” “This is right out of Fushigi Yuugi, but it seems impossible to be true. That guy that saved us should look like Tamahome then, right? But, instead he looked like Yamapi!” Sabrina muttered aloud. "This city is modern Tokyo, but it should be Ancient China." Jasmine nodded in agreement. "Hai....sugoi....Demo, dousuruno?" She asked retorically. She was amazed at the Japanese buildings and text everywhere. She smiled as they passed a park with blossoming cherry trees. *The girls continued to talk to each other and did not notice the funny stares coming from people. They wanted to find Yamapi again and soon. The girls asked everywhere to find the strange Yamapi look alike. * “Have you seen a really cute guy who looks like Yamapi with a glowing blue character of a mountain on his forehead?” (zipped mp3 | wav) The girls went from person to person asking the same thing in order to find him. Meanwhile, Sabrina thinks aloud. “This can't really be like the series. The book isn't the Universe of the Four Gods, it's the Four Houses of Hogwarts, whatever that is. This isn't the same. I mean, these people speak Japanese” "Tell me about it! It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't seem like we've gone back in time like Miaka did either." A car whooshed by. "Definitely modern times." ^_^() She said not seeing the man in front of her. She ran into him on accident. "Oh, Gomen." She said slowly. “ Hi there.” A gruff sounding man called. “ Uh, hi.” Replied Sabrina as she checked to make sure they had a clear path to run down in case they needed to. “ I hear you been looking for someone.” He asked curiously, trying to gain more information than he really knew. “ Yeah, a cute Yamapi look-a-like with and yama character on his forehead.” The man nearly fell over backwards as he hit himself in the head. “I do not believe it. You know him too?! Small world, ne?” The man said. *The girls smiled and looked at the man, relieved at how friendly he seemed. Excited that they will finally get to meet Yamapi again, they follow. Meanwhile, in another part of the city, two men are talking about rumor of two strange American girls roaming around. The guy with the character on his forehead overhears them. He decides to check and make sure they are getting along. " Hey, where are we going? Where is he?” Sabrina asked timidly. "Yeah..." Jasmine said a little more confidently, slightly annoyed. *The man turned around sharply and his face twisted into one of evil intentions. He led them into an alleyway, where a few of his gang members came out. “ What'll we do? ” Sabrina said quietly under her breath to Jasmine as they closed in on them. "We can’t just give in to these bullies! We have to fight!” Jasmine looked at her cock-eyed. o.O() "Oh this is terrific...perfect ending to a splendid day..." She thought bitterly. "Well, let's use what we know..." The two girls took their respective stances. "Tell me they're not really gonna do that..." -_-() he said looking at the picture of the two girls. He reads the next few lines to himself. "They did." -_-() He read them aloud again. Scene 5 - Fight! {"We won't tolerate being treated as objects by jerks like you!" Jasmine shouted. "We're Anime Otaku and we stand for true love and justice!" Sabrina shouted. Jasmine tear-beaded. ^_^() "I'm Suzaku no Miko!" "And I'm Seiryuu no Miko!" "And in the name of Shinigami, we shall punish you!" They said in unison.} (zipped mp3 | wav) The two men tear-beaded severely and almost fell over, but did not stop their attack. They edged forward. "Oh my god..Is there any anime they didn't include..." "We can't let you get away..no matter how strange you are. You will not only bring us money and pleasure, but it will allow us to silence you." The lead goon said. "Silence? What for?" Jasmine asked. We can't take the chance of you revealing where our HQ is...or going to police about the incident earlier." "Are you kidding me? We could have went to the police, but didn't. In case you didn't notice, we don't speak Japanese well enough to get you into any decent amount of trouble!" "Hey! Yes I do!" Sabrina said indignantly. Jasmine slapped her hand to her forehead. "Baka...." -_-() The two men edged forward again. Jasmine looked at Sabrina and then looked at a pole in the corner and nodded. Sabrina ran and jumped into the air, while screaming, “ Flyyyyiiiing Matsu-juuuun! (zipped mp3 | wav) She was literally throwing all her weight into one of the guys, knocking him into a wall. Jasmine took the opportunity to run for the pole. She grabbed it and spun it once and acted like Card Captor Sakura as she let the pole smash on his head. "Release and dispell!" (zipped mp3 | wav) Another two men came up from her left. Sabrina grabbed three stones from the ground and began to juggle them. Distracted, the men stopped their approach. Sabrina suddenly threw the stones shouting, “Ohno Juggle Attack!!” (zipped mp3 | wav) The one man fell. Jasmine poked the other in the stomach and imitated Donatallo. "Man I love being an Otaku!" (zipped mp3 | wav)She said happily as the man fell. The main guy was getting very pissed now. Finally, for the last man, Sabrina and Jasmine did a co-ordinated attack. "Power Pole Extend." (zipped mp3 | wav) Jasmine shouted sweeping under the man's feet. He fell on his ass, but got up again. Jas looked at Sabrina. Sabrina nodded happily. She performed a flying glomp while shouting: ""Taaakki Taaackle!" He fell to the ground. "Those two are the dumbest people I've ever met..." Ryan said as he read on. ”"The glomp lessons from Nintai sure paid off.... ” Jasmine said as she took a deep breath. *Despite their efforts, the thugs capture them, but the cute guy with the character appeared and wiped the floor with them. “Its all right. You're safe now.” he said. *He can finally be seen, head to toe. Sabrina almost faints... "Who are you?" "My name is Yamashita Tomohisa, but everyone calls me Yamapi for short...." Sabrina lunged forward and glomped him shrieking "Yaaaaaaamaaaaaaapiiiiii!!!!" “ I can't believe it. She actually glomped him.” (zipped mp3 | wav)Jasmine said as she looked at Sabrina attached to Yamapi's waistline.... Episode 2 - Gryffindor no Miko and Takki! |
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