Welcome to ugly.  This is the place where everything is 
ugly, and nothing is pleasing to look at.

What is ugly?  A poodle breeded with a reindeer.  That's
ugly.  But seriously, the following is a list of pairs of 
dogs, each dog fro a different breed.  If each pair were
to have an offspring, it would look ugly.  Actually, let's
have some participation.  Wht do you think is ugly and 
what do you not think is ugly?

(list)

poodle and chihuaua
shetland sheep dog and dalmation
schnauzer and daschund
basset hound and black lab (i'm a witness to that one)
pit bull and shetland sheep dog
collie and doberman
german shepard and bloodhound
shih tzu and pug
german shepard and, uhm, the offspring of shetland 
     sheep dog and dalmation.

cats don't have this problem.  Cats are cats, no matter how
ugly they are.
     and why is it ugly?  is the person who made al of this
up doing this just so he can deal with his own ugly?  But if
he were to let out his ugly, he would be better . . . but 
when I say be better, I don't mean that he started beating
everybody up (even though that's what I would have done), I'm
just saying that there is a peaceful alternative to almost 
anything.  Even with dealing with ugly things.

hitting something makes you very ugly.
using people makes you very ugly.
saying you're pretty when you are actually ugly makes your 
face look like a paradox . . . not to mention like a messed
up piece of meat.

messed up pieces of meat are ugly.  I don't have a messed up
piece of meat.  I have a nice piece of meat.

what if everybody were ugly?  What if everbodys' teeth stuck
out to far, or if everybody had horned-noses, or big ears, 
breaking out skin, or something worse?  What if everybody in 
the world had everything they could possibly have except for
a little bit of beauty on their faces?  What If?  I'll tell
you what if.  If all of this were true, we'd all be GORGEOUS.
There would be nothing to compare us to.  No pretty-young
faces.  Only old-rotten crater faces.  Old-rotten crater faces
that we would compare to even older more rotting deeper 
crater faces.

We'd have cracked skin, coupled with deposits of white stuff in our
sides that would ooze out every time we nicked our pasty chewed-
up bodies on a thorn branch.

Our hair would be krinkled and forever falling out.  The stuff
between our toes would pulsate like little larvae.  We'd have
crust in our asses, and slime on the spabas.

Sweaty sticky balls or lips (depending on what gender you were
as if it really mattered), and bugs.  Lotsa bugs.  Bugs with 
nests, bugs with families.  Bugs with diseases, bugs named
Stanley.  Bugs with emotions, bugs with ambitions.  Bugs that
lacked all their inhabitions.  Bugs that were lame, bugs that
were sore.  bugs that were blind, bugs that were whores.  Bugs 
that were poor, bugs that had money. Bugs that were straight, bugs
kinda funny.

Well, you get the picture.  Now for the point.  If we were all
like that, we would be normal, yes?  Of course we would be.  We 
may be that way now, but don't know it cuz we're all the same.

A friend of mine told me that when he was little, he used to 
live down the street from this lady.  He said that the lady was
ugly.  His brother and his brother's friend dared this friend of
mine to go down to her house, knock on her door, and tell this
lady that she looked like she had just been run over by a Mack
truck.  Well, he was gullible enough to do it.  He walked to her
house and knocked on her door.  When she answered, he told her
that she looked like she had just been run over by a Mack truck.
His parents beat him severely.






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